I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE ACTUALLY iREAD MY STORY!!!!!!!i I feel so loved... ^_____^ Any way, this is a fan character fic I've been working on, don't worry, it'll have Zim and Co. too! ^^ I hope you like it.


It was wet…but strangely not…She was surrounded by a unfamiliar liquid…

iIn a tube…I'm in a tube…water…?i

She felt weightless, but she didn't care to move for fear she would fall into space…

iI bthinkb I'm in water…i

Slowly, she aroused the nerve to peak open an eye, very slowly at first.

iWhere am I…?i

She had her eye half open, seeing two red jewels aimed at her. She opened her eyes a little wider, no, not jewels, eyes. Two red eyes glancing at her from behind a glass wall…

iWho are you…?i

She opened her other eye, now staring at the…thing…

ibWhatb are you…?i

She had no idea who it was…or why he was looking at her, or if it was even a he or who at all…The thing turned around and chattered excitedly to his partner, friend, colleague, whatever the thing was…

iWhat? I cant hear you…Can you get me out of here? I'm afraid…i

Slowly, the tank started to drain, leaving her to slouch to the floor in utter confusion of what was happening. Though she was in liquid, she came out dry…

iWhat is this fuzzy stuff on me? Oh! Clothes! Stupid…i

She had clothes, and had no idea what they looked like, nor cared right now. Compared to the little green ruby-eyed things, she was pretty tall indeed. But suddenly, two much larger ones entered the room. They didn't have the same uniform as the smaller ones…and they were much taller than them and her. One had purple eyes, the other red, and they were saying something about 'lasers' and 'smoke machines'…It was all a big intake for her…

iWow…they're huge…They look important…should I do something…? I feel like I should be doing something…i

"Ack! What is bthatb?" Purple gasped.
"The test you asked for sir." One of the other Irkens said.
"Oh. Right." He said, calming himself again.
"Tell me, why did we make this…thing…again?" Inquired Red.

iAre they talking about me? Hmmm…they're awfully tall… they might be the tallest here…hmmm…Tallest…i

"I don't know! You said to do it!" Purple yelled.

iHm. There's a purple one and a red one. Purple and Red…i


"I did not! Well, whatever, just...do something with it." Red sighed, floating out of the room with Purple behind him insisting it was his idea. The other Irkens stared at each other, completely clueless as to what they would do with such a thing.

iHmmm…There they go…hey…they can float…cool…i

Finally, she got the hint to look at herself, and was pretty amazed. She looked…different…very different…

iLets see…black gloves…red, striped shirt…hey, like the things they wear…black boots…and jeans. I wish I could see my face though…i

"You, test…thing…can you speak?" Irken1(as she called him) asked coldly.

iCan I talk? I guess it wouldn't hurt to try…i

"Y-yes." She stammered out.
"Good, do you have any idea what we should call you?" Irken1 asked quickly.
"Ummm…no…not really…" She trailed off.
"How about Zar?" Came an unseen voice from the back of the room. She turned her head to look, spotting a taller Irken, perhaps a few inches shorter than Purple and Red. His skin was green, as most Irkens' skin was, and his antennae hung by the sides of his head limply. His chest plate was gray with a large black X on it, and his long…robe…thingy…was gray too. On each hand he had three fingers. She noticed something odd about him, he had blue eyes…she had never seen a…thing…with blue eyes…but then again, she had never seen this things anyway.
"What are you doing here, Kudo?" Irken1 growled.
"What do you care?" Kudo sneered, stepping forward past the smaller, very aggravated, Irken.
"I thought you were banished from Irk. For trying to implode us all?" Irken1 yelled defiantly.
"Yeah, well, I got bored. Why did none of you tell me about his little experiment?" Kudo pouted sarcastically.
"It was none of your business." Irken1 stated blandly.
"Oh really?" Kudo said, cocking an unseen eyebrow.
"Yes. Hmph, we all thought you were dead anyway, what with being sent to Blorch and all. We were glad you were gone." Irken1 smirked.
"Oh really!" Kudo repeated, raising both eyebrows in mock surprise. Without warning, he whipped out a powerful laser, incinerating the Irken in seconds.
"Heh, no one will miss you either." He calmly sneered, replacing the laser into it's holster again. The other Irkens were in shock, staring in disbelief at the pile of ashes that was once their colleague.
"Listen, all of you, I'm taking this experiment for a test drive. No one stop me, or face the fate your friend did." Kudo remarked, signaling the steaming pile of ash. "You, come on." He said, pointing a clawed finger at the girl experiment.
"Ummm…okay…" She said, hopping off the podium where she had been sitting, immediately falling into a heap on the floor. She hadn't gotten the chance to figure out how to walk yet.
"For the love of Irk…" Kudo growled, stomping over and hoisting her over his shoulder.
"Hey! Where are we going?" She whimpered silently, getting no answer. Kudo stomped outside to his vootrunner and all but threw her inside, revving the engine, hopping inside and blasting off.






I hoped you guy's liked it!!! ^____________^