A/n: I do not own any seishi, tragically, so there is no way you can loan
one from me! So don't call my house!
Seiryuu & Suzaku Seishi for Loan/Rent!
Seishi: How Tamahome and Sansele talked us into this we'll never know…
(Tamahome and Sansele climb on chairs.)
Sansele: To all you fans of the seishi of Fushigi Yuugi,
Tamahome: And to all those simply dying for them,
Sansele: We bring you this amazing offer:
Both: Seiryuu and Suzaku Seishi for Rent!
(Lots of grumbling from behind them.)
Sansele (Turns): Face it; someone will do this, even if we don't…
Tamahome: Ahem. Who do we have up for loaning, Sansele?
Sansele: We have all the bishounen and ladies from Suzaku and Seiryuu sides…
(Aside)
Sansele: Tamahome, I'm not reading this part.
Tamahome: Why?
Sansele: Because it's not true.
Tamahome: You have to say this. Then all the hentai fan-girls will come…
(Turns back to fans)
Tamahome: Do you require one who is intelligent and yet kawaii? Look no further.
Sansele: We have Chiriko!
(Chiriko is pushed out unceremoniously.)
Chiriko: This is unfair…
(After a few seconds of fan-girls fighting to get to him, someone pulls him back.)
Sansele: Or do you wish for someone who truly understands classical music?
Tamahome: We have Amiboshi!
(Amiboshi steps out, and two yoyo-like things hit Sansele.)
Sansele: Ow! Wait your turn, Suboshi!
Suboshi: How dare you bully my aniki!
(Fan-girls start screaming, Amiboshi moves back quickly.)
Tamahome: Or do you want someone who can assist you with fashion?
Sansele: There is Nuriko!
(Nuriko moves out.)
Nuriko: Hi! (Aside: Tamahome, Sansele, stop it before I punch you through the roof…)
Both (Sweatdrops): Uh…
(Nuriko walks back amidst catcalls)
Sansele: Or do you require
Tamahome: Someone
Sansele: Hotter?
(Fan-girls look interested.)
Tamahome: Or perhaps someone:
Sansele: Tamahome! I'm not reading this!
Tamahome: Please, otherwise we won't loan anyone out…
Tamahome: Or perhaps someone
Sansele: …Sexier?
(Fan-girls are edging closer to the chairs)
Sansele: We have Tasuki!
Tasuki: I am so going to *&*%^$# kill both of you…
Tamahome: Chichiri!
Chichiri: Daaaaa…
Sansele: Nakago!
Tamahome: He's not hot!
(Fan-girls attempt to get to the bishounen. Nakago glares at Tamahome; Sansele gives a significant glance to Tamahome.)
Tamahome: Oh. Well…Hotohori!
Hotohori: Of course, of course…
(By now, hentai fan-girls are fainting all over the place or screaming their lungs out.)
Tamahome: And these are only the beginning!
Sansele: Fourteen different seishi to choose from!
Tamahome: Two Seiryuu for the price of one Suzaku!
Sansele: For enquiries and auctions, call my house…
Tamahome: Free whipped cream!
(Other seishi stare at him.)
Tamahome: Uh…
Sansele: Oh, by the way, Tamahome, I decided that you weren't my business partner anymore, so I am going to loan you out as well!
Tamahome: No!
Sansele: Oh yes! (Pushes him off chair)
Sansele: Oh, but these are not available. Suboshi, who Yui insists must stay with her, Tama…oh never mind about him, otherwise everyone else can be loaned! Hurry…limited seishi for a limited time!
(All seishi run back to Sansele's house, while Sansele starts taking orders.)
Seiryuu & Suzaku Seishi for Loan/Rent!
Seishi: How Tamahome and Sansele talked us into this we'll never know…
(Tamahome and Sansele climb on chairs.)
Sansele: To all you fans of the seishi of Fushigi Yuugi,
Tamahome: And to all those simply dying for them,
Sansele: We bring you this amazing offer:
Both: Seiryuu and Suzaku Seishi for Rent!
(Lots of grumbling from behind them.)
Sansele (Turns): Face it; someone will do this, even if we don't…
Tamahome: Ahem. Who do we have up for loaning, Sansele?
Sansele: We have all the bishounen and ladies from Suzaku and Seiryuu sides…
(Aside)
Sansele: Tamahome, I'm not reading this part.
Tamahome: Why?
Sansele: Because it's not true.
Tamahome: You have to say this. Then all the hentai fan-girls will come…
(Turns back to fans)
Tamahome: Do you require one who is intelligent and yet kawaii? Look no further.
Sansele: We have Chiriko!
(Chiriko is pushed out unceremoniously.)
Chiriko: This is unfair…
(After a few seconds of fan-girls fighting to get to him, someone pulls him back.)
Sansele: Or do you wish for someone who truly understands classical music?
Tamahome: We have Amiboshi!
(Amiboshi steps out, and two yoyo-like things hit Sansele.)
Sansele: Ow! Wait your turn, Suboshi!
Suboshi: How dare you bully my aniki!
(Fan-girls start screaming, Amiboshi moves back quickly.)
Tamahome: Or do you want someone who can assist you with fashion?
Sansele: There is Nuriko!
(Nuriko moves out.)
Nuriko: Hi! (Aside: Tamahome, Sansele, stop it before I punch you through the roof…)
Both (Sweatdrops): Uh…
(Nuriko walks back amidst catcalls)
Sansele: Or do you require
Tamahome: Someone
Sansele: Hotter?
(Fan-girls look interested.)
Tamahome: Or perhaps someone:
Sansele: Tamahome! I'm not reading this!
Tamahome: Please, otherwise we won't loan anyone out…
Tamahome: Or perhaps someone
Sansele: …Sexier?
(Fan-girls are edging closer to the chairs)
Sansele: We have Tasuki!
Tasuki: I am so going to *&*%^$# kill both of you…
Tamahome: Chichiri!
Chichiri: Daaaaa…
Sansele: Nakago!
Tamahome: He's not hot!
(Fan-girls attempt to get to the bishounen. Nakago glares at Tamahome; Sansele gives a significant glance to Tamahome.)
Tamahome: Oh. Well…Hotohori!
Hotohori: Of course, of course…
(By now, hentai fan-girls are fainting all over the place or screaming their lungs out.)
Tamahome: And these are only the beginning!
Sansele: Fourteen different seishi to choose from!
Tamahome: Two Seiryuu for the price of one Suzaku!
Sansele: For enquiries and auctions, call my house…
Tamahome: Free whipped cream!
(Other seishi stare at him.)
Tamahome: Uh…
Sansele: Oh, by the way, Tamahome, I decided that you weren't my business partner anymore, so I am going to loan you out as well!
Tamahome: No!
Sansele: Oh yes! (Pushes him off chair)
Sansele: Oh, but these are not available. Suboshi, who Yui insists must stay with her, Tama…oh never mind about him, otherwise everyone else can be loaned! Hurry…limited seishi for a limited time!
(All seishi run back to Sansele's house, while Sansele starts taking orders.)