Nuriko: Sansele owns none of us and certainly not Fushigi Yuugi! She does own this plot though.
Tasuki: Plot? What plot?
(Nuriko bashes him into the nearby wall.)
Sansele: Thanks, I think.
Nuriko: Oh, and by the way, if you want to borrow the seishi, email Sansele if you wish to co-write what happens during the loan…
Sansele: But please don't if you wanted yaoi and lemon…
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Part Two of that Day
Titled by Chiriko
'Yaoi – 'Tis an double-edged sword'
(Hotohori wants to go for a hairdressing appointment instead of being loaned out.)
Sansele: Well Hotohori, I suppose you will have to cancel it.
Hotohori: But my hair will lose its award-winning gleam!
Sansele: ~_~; Tell you what, if you postpone it, I'll get you a more expensive treatment, okay?
Hotohori: Treatment for split ends, maybe? I believe I have one strand here… so embarrassing…
Sansele: Sure, whatever. Chiriko, do me a favour and check on the computer how many applications we have at the moment.
Chiriko: It would be my pleasure.
(Tomo rushes in, followed by Nuriko.)
Tomo: Save me! Anyone!
Nuriko: Come here! You're such a bishounen…
(All the rest sweatdrop.)
Chiriko: Err…Sansele, maybe you should come here…
Sansele: Let's see, what's the matter? There are three for you…oh, look, there's a really nice itinerary, I think you'll enjoy this one…for Ashitaire too…a few for Chichiri, he's getting popular, no da…oh no, what's this?
Chiriko: It's some sort of yaoi, I believe.
(Soi walks over and looks and screen.)
Soi: This sort of torture I would not wish on anybody, not even the guy who killed me. Hey, come here everyone!
(All the seishi come, with Nuriko dragging the finally caught Tomo.)
Sansele: Actually, we only needed Tasuki and Chichiri…
Tasuki: What's the *^%# matter? I was about to try flaming Obake-chan…
Sansele: We have two applications for the both of you.
Nuriko: What's wrong with that? There are lots of applications like that.
Sansele: Basically, the people are going to lock you up in a room until you make out with each other.
Seishi: …
Chichiri: Our worst nightmares have come true, no da…
Tasuki: After reading one or two of those ^%#@* fics…
Soi: Do you think this is too R-rated for Chiriko?
Sansele: Impossible, he knows what's happening behind that door.
(Points to bedroom with Tamahome and Miaka, Yui and Suboshi…)
Ashitaire: One question first, my good friend. How come Tasuki and Chichiri are the most popular couple?
Chichiri: (frantically) But there's Miaka and Tamahome, na no da!
Sansele: Apparently not, Chichiri. In a survey, Tasuki and you were even more popular than that couple.
Soi: I suppose the answer's pretty easy, actually. They're both the only seishi to survive after the war, apart from Amiboshi.
Miboshi: True, come to think of it.
Hotohori: I suppose if you really want to look at it that way; they are also quite opposite.
Nuriko: One's all hot and fiery; the other's more calm and quiet.
Tasuki: Can you stop *&#%^%# discussing why I should *#&^%# be with Chichiri?!
Sansele: Well, in this case, Chichiri, Tasuki, do you want to make out?
Chichiri and Tasuki: NO!
Sansele: All right then, this application's out, as this one is…
Nuriko: (Unhappily) Does this mean that yaoi is bad?
Sansele: Actually, I guess it depends with the person, honestly. For example, I cannot tolerate Tasuki/Chichiri relationships, but you with other people, like Hotohori, I can live with.
Nuriko: Okay!
Hotohori: You really shouldn't have told Nuriko that…
Sansele: Also, Nuriko can actually act as a lady, so it isn't that bad, in my opinion. But that's only my opinion.
Chiriko: So I take it that one of the unwritten rules is that we don't loan out Tasuki and Chichiri together?
Tomo: Why not make the person sign an agreement instead? There should be people who like the two of them, but not in a yaoi way.
Nuriko: How would you know?
Tomo: Typing 'Fushigi Yuugi' into Google.com usually works.
Chiriko: Tasuki, Chichiri, is the agreement idea acceptable to you?
Tasuki: Okay, I guess…
Chichiri: Alright, na no da.
Sansele: Then that's settled. By the way, Chichiri, we are still probably going to have to loan you out a lot more.
Chichiri: It's okay, no da.
Sansele: There are also some people who want to buy seishi…hmm…should I succumb to temptation?
Seishi: NO!
Sansele: Just joking, just joking…heh, heh…(whispers) it depends…
Tamahome: But admittedly, it would such an excellent business deal…
Soi: You've just finished making out with Miaka. Has that addled your brain?
Tamahome: No…
Hotohori: That's debatable.
Chiriko: It's 11:00 p.m. now, Sansele. May I be excused to go to bed?
Sansele: Of course. Maybe we should all go now.
Tasuki: Ah…but I want to have a few cups of sake first…
Nuriko: The last time you said that, you came in at five a.m. and nearly killed yourself.
Miboshi: And I wondered what you were doing balancing on the balcony sill.
Tasuki: *&^$@$%…
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Sansele: Ah well, everyone's gone to sleep. No one to do the end! Gomen; this chapter wasn't that funny. Just that I'm not Tasuki/Chichiri inclined. But Nuriko with anyone else…that depends. Do email if you want to co-write!
At the moment, I'm sort of occupied; my friend gave me a disc with 'Mecha Hajikete Gattsu Tobashite' (you know, the THTC song) and I'm listening. A great many times. A very great many times.