"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Sadly, Voot wasn't helping the situation. "WE'RE ALL GONNA' DIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" He shrieked, clasping onto Zar's head, who was already fraying her own lungs. Over Voot's raves of doom, Zar's screaming, D.E.R's shrieks of happiness (he apparently thought this was some kind of ride) and Kudo's agitated yells to shut them up, you had they expected chaos of what the inside of a crashing ship was like.
"I WAS JUST CREATED!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!!! WE'RE NOT GONNA' DIE!!!!!"
"YES WE ARE!!!!!! WE'LL BE BLOWN TO LITTLE PIECES!!!!!!!!"
"WEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!! SPIN, SHIPPY, SPIN!!!!!!"

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*BLAM*
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"Ugh…" Zar moaned and tried to move. She felt warm blood on her arms and legs, and was stuck under a large hunk of metal. Pain hadn't had time to kick in yet, so she tried getting up again. Nope. No use.
"Guys…" She moaned. Her stomach turned, what if they left her? Left her to die in a crashed ship! That theory was shot down when she heard a little groan from next to her. Voot!
"Voot…? You okay…?" It hurt to even talk. A little whimper issued from under a mangled seat.
"I'm s-stuck! I-it hurts…where's Kudo…?" He sounded much different from the perky little Irken she had been forced to listen to before.
"I don't know, come on, we have to get out…" She tried to shift her weight again, flipping herself over to push on the metal that held her down. No use. It wouldn't budge an inch. She started to panic and pound on it with as much force as she could. Nope. No dice. She heard Voot whimper again. By Irk, it hurt to hear him cry.
'We're done for…we're going to die in this ship…' She thought morbidly, halting her efforts and starting to cry.
"Gah! Inferior piece of junk! Can't even handle a small crash!" Rang out a familiar voice.
"Kudo?!" Zar gasped, looking around for him. She didn't see him in the ship…
"Zar? Voot? You guys okay? This piece of junk hurled me out the windshield when we crashed. Really not that bad, pretty fun, actually…" He mumbled.
"Ugh! You call this fun?! We're stuck and we can't get out! Voot's under the seat! I'm not sure what's going on!" She yelled. Voot squeaked merrily. Zar stared blankly in Voot's direction, and short silence also signaled Kudo's confusion at Voot's need to vocalize.
"Uhhh…okay…I'll…have you guys out in a minute…" He called back, mumbling something about psychiatrists for Irkens. She heard him crunch around outside for a minute, then climb onto the ship's hull above her. She heard him take a sharp intake of breath, and six fingers pierced through the ship's metal. Zar screamed and Kudo slowly pulled back the metal, ripping a big hole in the side of his ship.
"What?" He grinned, peering down at her pale green face, "I scare you?" He chuckled, hoisting the seat off her stomach and pulling her out.
"As a matter of fact, yes!" She screeched, waving her arms madly.
"Oh well. Live with it." He grunted, crawling down into the ship to retrieve Voot. Zar heard another squeak as Kudo pulled Voot out from under the seat.
"You sound like a mouse." Kudo huffed, setting him on the ground.
"Got any cheese?" Voot beamed.
"……….Uh, no."
"Awww…"
Kudo sighed, head in his hands. Zar peered around at the landscape.
"Looks like some kind of park…" She whispered to herself.
"Yeah, it says we're on…'Earth'…." Kudo pronounced slowly, cocking an unseen eyebrow, As D.E.R climbed out of the cockpit, squealing.

A few miles away, Dib sat at his telescope, having been awoken rudely by the four visitors, eyes as wide as saucers, staring at the wreckage of the ship, and the apparent aliens that had crawled out of it. He gulped, resisting the urge to fall in a dead faint.
"M…more…?"

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