Disclaimer: This story is made up and is no way affiliated with Fox Broadcasting Company, Matt Groening, Nickelodeon, Cinar, Bill Mumy, or Peter David and all Futurama and Space Cases stuff is borrowed. Rakiea, Ninya, Jackson Walters, Monorro, and Nicolo McKai are mine.
Ninya, Amy, Fry, Jackson Walters, and Monorro all rushed to the Christa's Command post.
"What happened?" Commander Goddard demanded. When the engine had gone out, the ship had jolted.
Everyone looked at Fry. "Oh, well, you see, what happened was this-" he started.
"I'll get one of your mechanics from my ship," sighed Leela. She couldn't believe how impetuous Fry was sometimes. She also didn't know what she was about to run into.
Though her vision was quite blurred, Rakiea could tell someone was coming. "Sheezit, Nicolah," Rakiea slurred, drinking her seventh beer, and smoking her tenth cigarette. "Shomebon's cobink."
"'Tis ju' thaw," Nicolo responded, just as drunk as Rakiea was. "Lez gif ev'rythink to Bender, an' 'twill look like nufin's happen."
Rakiea nodded as they gave their beer and cigarettes to Bender. THELMA was confused.
"I thought it was okay for you to drink and smoke," she said.
"'Tis," Nicolo confirmed, "solawng we don' geh caw."
Just then, Leela came on. To a very drunken Nicolo, she looked more beautiful than his whole homeworld of Venus, with her purple ponytail and one eye...
"'Tis only a cyclops that walk in beauty," Nicolo mused, trying to act sober.
"Thanks, I think. Anyway, Fry's been playing with the controls on the Christa, and you're stuck unless one of you can fix it," Leela explained.
"Tha's okay," Rakiea slurred, trying to act sober as well, but miserably failing. "Yoah stuck too."
Leela looked confused as Nicolo walked right up to her. "Yoah eye ja-ruly be a ting of immenz wondahment and beauty."
That's when Leela smelled the liquor. "Bender, I leave you alone with the Professor and the kids, and you get the kids drunk!"
"For once, it's not my fault," Bender replied, finishing off the kids' beers. "They told their android there that they were allowed to."
"Bu' s'okay, 'cuz we won't geh caw," Rakiea told Leela.
"Lukz li' da ca's oudda da bag," Nicolo said. "So we cah go back to da mehwement dat is alchie!"
Rakiea nodded in agreement as she fetched them more beer. Leela knew this definitely could not be good...
Meanwhile, on the Christa, everyone was keeping an extra eye on Fry. "It wasn't my fault. How was I supposed to know that I shouldn't mess with those crystals? It's not like anybody told me."
"Like, we all three told you," Ninya responded.
"We told you not to touch them," Jackson added.
"Of course he did it anyway," Amy groaned.
All of a sudden, Leela came bursting back onto the Christa. "Um, how many of you would object to waiting here awhile?"
Everyone gave Leela a look. "Fine, do you atleast have a lot of black coffee? I mean A LOT? Like, you're trying to keep the whole universe awake a lot?"
"What's wrong?" Commander Goddard asked.
"The kids kind of got really drunk."
"THEY WHAT?!" the Commander and Miss Davenport cried in shock.
"I hope you're happy, Commander. This is all your fault," Miss Davenport told him.
"My fault? Did I give the kids the beer?"
"No, but you let them aboard a mysterious vessel with no supervision, and--"
"They're fourteen, TJ. I shouldn't have to baby-sit for them."
"They are only fourteen, Seth. They need someone to stop them from acting stupidly..."
Their bickering went on as Ninya called out, "Like, THELMA!"
Almost instantly (no one knows how she does it), THELMA appeared. "Yes, Ninya?"
"Do we totally have caffinated coffee on the Christa?"
THELMA nodded. "Good. Like, all of us," she said looking at everyone not fighting, especially Fry, "will take it onto the Planet Express and force it down their throats. They need to fix both ships now."
"We're coming too," Miss Davenport broke out of the fight to say. Commander Goddard nodded in agreement.
It took them forever to lug the coffee onto the Planet Express only to see Nicolo passed out and Rakiea looking green in the gills.
Rakiea skulked up to them. "I don't feel so good," she announced about three seconds before throwing up on Miss Davenport's shoe.
"Great," Miss Davenport groaned.
"I think there is a bucket on the Christa. I shall get it for her," THELMA announced.
"Like, hurry!" Ninya called after her as Jackson poured Rakiea a cup of coffee.
"Drink this," he told her.
Rakiea shook her head. "I don't wanna. I don't feel good."
"You have to! That's a direct order!" the Commander yelled, at the edge of his patience.
"I'll feel better if I have another beer. Nicolo was sick, and he had another one, and he felt better," Rakiea rationalized.
"That's right! Beer is good for ya!" Bender called out (did you forget he was there?).
"No denying that," Fry added.
"Nicolo is also passed out drunk," Miss Davenport pointed out sternly. "Drink the coffee, Miss Rakiea."
Monorro went to go try wake Nicolo up and get him to drink some coffee, too. "You'll be sicker in the morning," Commander Goddard told her, "and you have to fix their time machine and the Christa."
"Why me? It's Fry's fault!" Rakiea whined, trying to drink the coffee, but spitting it right back out. "This stuff is gross!"
When THELMA reappeared with the bucket, Rakiea said, "Beer me, THELMA." To the shock of everyone who didn't know Rae and Nick had already tricked her, she complied with the order. Rakiea finished the beer in thirty seconds, and then passed out herself.
Ninya, Amy, Fry, Jackson Walters, and Monorro all rushed to the Christa's Command post.
"What happened?" Commander Goddard demanded. When the engine had gone out, the ship had jolted.
Everyone looked at Fry. "Oh, well, you see, what happened was this-" he started.
"I'll get one of your mechanics from my ship," sighed Leela. She couldn't believe how impetuous Fry was sometimes. She also didn't know what she was about to run into.
Though her vision was quite blurred, Rakiea could tell someone was coming. "Sheezit, Nicolah," Rakiea slurred, drinking her seventh beer, and smoking her tenth cigarette. "Shomebon's cobink."
"'Tis ju' thaw," Nicolo responded, just as drunk as Rakiea was. "Lez gif ev'rythink to Bender, an' 'twill look like nufin's happen."
Rakiea nodded as they gave their beer and cigarettes to Bender. THELMA was confused.
"I thought it was okay for you to drink and smoke," she said.
"'Tis," Nicolo confirmed, "solawng we don' geh caw."
Just then, Leela came on. To a very drunken Nicolo, she looked more beautiful than his whole homeworld of Venus, with her purple ponytail and one eye...
"'Tis only a cyclops that walk in beauty," Nicolo mused, trying to act sober.
"Thanks, I think. Anyway, Fry's been playing with the controls on the Christa, and you're stuck unless one of you can fix it," Leela explained.
"Tha's okay," Rakiea slurred, trying to act sober as well, but miserably failing. "Yoah stuck too."
Leela looked confused as Nicolo walked right up to her. "Yoah eye ja-ruly be a ting of immenz wondahment and beauty."
That's when Leela smelled the liquor. "Bender, I leave you alone with the Professor and the kids, and you get the kids drunk!"
"For once, it's not my fault," Bender replied, finishing off the kids' beers. "They told their android there that they were allowed to."
"Bu' s'okay, 'cuz we won't geh caw," Rakiea told Leela.
"Lukz li' da ca's oudda da bag," Nicolo said. "So we cah go back to da mehwement dat is alchie!"
Rakiea nodded in agreement as she fetched them more beer. Leela knew this definitely could not be good...
Meanwhile, on the Christa, everyone was keeping an extra eye on Fry. "It wasn't my fault. How was I supposed to know that I shouldn't mess with those crystals? It's not like anybody told me."
"Like, we all three told you," Ninya responded.
"We told you not to touch them," Jackson added.
"Of course he did it anyway," Amy groaned.
All of a sudden, Leela came bursting back onto the Christa. "Um, how many of you would object to waiting here awhile?"
Everyone gave Leela a look. "Fine, do you atleast have a lot of black coffee? I mean A LOT? Like, you're trying to keep the whole universe awake a lot?"
"What's wrong?" Commander Goddard asked.
"The kids kind of got really drunk."
"THEY WHAT?!" the Commander and Miss Davenport cried in shock.
"I hope you're happy, Commander. This is all your fault," Miss Davenport told him.
"My fault? Did I give the kids the beer?"
"No, but you let them aboard a mysterious vessel with no supervision, and--"
"They're fourteen, TJ. I shouldn't have to baby-sit for them."
"They are only fourteen, Seth. They need someone to stop them from acting stupidly..."
Their bickering went on as Ninya called out, "Like, THELMA!"
Almost instantly (no one knows how she does it), THELMA appeared. "Yes, Ninya?"
"Do we totally have caffinated coffee on the Christa?"
THELMA nodded. "Good. Like, all of us," she said looking at everyone not fighting, especially Fry, "will take it onto the Planet Express and force it down their throats. They need to fix both ships now."
"We're coming too," Miss Davenport broke out of the fight to say. Commander Goddard nodded in agreement.
It took them forever to lug the coffee onto the Planet Express only to see Nicolo passed out and Rakiea looking green in the gills.
Rakiea skulked up to them. "I don't feel so good," she announced about three seconds before throwing up on Miss Davenport's shoe.
"Great," Miss Davenport groaned.
"I think there is a bucket on the Christa. I shall get it for her," THELMA announced.
"Like, hurry!" Ninya called after her as Jackson poured Rakiea a cup of coffee.
"Drink this," he told her.
Rakiea shook her head. "I don't wanna. I don't feel good."
"You have to! That's a direct order!" the Commander yelled, at the edge of his patience.
"I'll feel better if I have another beer. Nicolo was sick, and he had another one, and he felt better," Rakiea rationalized.
"That's right! Beer is good for ya!" Bender called out (did you forget he was there?).
"No denying that," Fry added.
"Nicolo is also passed out drunk," Miss Davenport pointed out sternly. "Drink the coffee, Miss Rakiea."
Monorro went to go try wake Nicolo up and get him to drink some coffee, too. "You'll be sicker in the morning," Commander Goddard told her, "and you have to fix their time machine and the Christa."
"Why me? It's Fry's fault!" Rakiea whined, trying to drink the coffee, but spitting it right back out. "This stuff is gross!"
When THELMA reappeared with the bucket, Rakiea said, "Beer me, THELMA." To the shock of everyone who didn't know Rae and Nick had already tricked her, she complied with the order. Rakiea finished the beer in thirty seconds, and then passed out herself.