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Everyone sat down at the table awaiting breakfast.
Cloud: Ya know, Aeris does a lot for us, and we never say thanks.
Barret: Yeah, you're right, Cloud. Let's all give her a big smile when she comes down!
Red: ARF!
Tifa: Grr...you never smile at me, Cloud!
Cloud: That's because you never do anything for us!
Barret: Okay everyone, i hear someone walking down the stairs...smile!
Everyone smiled except Tifa, who pulled down her skirt and showed her butt.
Then, Sephiroth walked down the stairs and looked at everyone.
Sephiroth: Hello sparkly whites! And pimple head!
Cloud: Oh God, it's just Sephiroth...
Barret: Well, I guess he can smile to!
Tifa: Grr...*takes a deep breath*, GO HOME SEPH--
Cloud covered Tifa's mouth.
Cloud: Shut up, Tifa!
Tifa: Oh Cloud!!!!
Tifa jumped on Cloud and licked him then Cloud shoved her off.
Cloud: AHHHH! She licked me!
Red: *sniff sniff* ARF BARK!
Barret: Red says you smell like fish and gasoline!
Cloud: Sephiroth, sit down and smile when Barret says!
Sephiroth: *sits* Easy squeezy lemon peasy!
Barret: Alright, smile!
Everyone smiled except Tifa, who mooned again.
They smiled for eight hours until someone spoke up.
Cloud: I don't think she's coming *stopped smiling as well as everyone else*
Barret: Where can she be? She always gives us breakfast!
Cloud: Alright everyone! SEARCH!
Everyone, except Tifa, looked all around the house.
Sephiroth: *cracks an egg* I found her!!!
Cloud: Where?
Sephiroth: *points to the egg* There!
Cloud: Grr...well, there's only one place to look now! Bum, bum, bum...Tifa's room...
Tifa: *runs in front of Cloud* No, no, heh. You don't want to look in there!
Cloud: And why not? *pushes Tifa out of the way*
Barret: I'm coming with you! I'm not letting my best friend go alone!
Independent music plays.
Red: Arf, bark bark...ruff! Bark ruff ruff arf! Ruff! Bark! Arf! Arf, arf, arf...ruff bark arf!!!
Barret: *cries* That was...beautiful Red...
Sephiroth: *cries* It got me right there...*points to his crotch*
Cloud: Umm...yeah, whatever...let's go!
Cloud, Sephiroth, Barret, and Red climbed up the stairs and arrived at Tifa's door.
Barret: Hey Cloud, we gotta be careful, we dunno what could be on the other side!
Cloud: You mean, you've never been on Tifa'a side of the room?
Barret: Hell no! God knows what can be lurking in there!
Sephiroth: Buttons?
Red: ARF! *bites Sephiroth's butt*
Sephiroth: Ah...he likes me!
Barret: Red! Down!
Cloud: Okay guys, here goes nothing! *turns the knob* AHHHH!!!!!
Naked pictures of the old lady from Titanic are hung on the wall.
Barret: *runs in front of it* Uh...heh-heh, we're still on my side of the room!
Cloud: Jeez Barret, I never knew!
Sephiroth: I like lucky ducks!
Everyone blinks.
Cloud: Anyways, Tifa's side is over there...let's go!
Everyone goes except Barret.
Barret: *rubs the picture* It's okay baby, I won't let them find out about us! *runs to Cloud and the others*
Cloud: Well, it isn't as bad as I thought!
Barret: It gets worse man, just keep going.
Red: Whimper....
Cloud: *walks further* AH! It smells like old cheese and ass!
They walk further into Tifa's Lair and decide to rest.
Barret: Hey, let's put up camp here, I'm pooped!
Sephiroth: Yes, the dogs are running calmly in the snail!
Cloud: Umm...yeah, okay Barret. I agree with you! *sets up his camp as well as everyone else*