Part 3 of Lost Aeris
(Sorry I made you wait soooo long!)
When we last left our freaks...they were camping out in Tifa's Lair. Now they're ready to wake their lazy asses up!
Cloud: *yawns* M'kay guys, we're off!
Barret: *snores* Oh, old lady from Titanic...you're so kinky!
Cloud: Umm...good to know, what about you, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: *pops up* Erect nipple! *falls back down*
Cloud: A normal person would be surprised...okay, Red should be ready!
Red: *snore* Arrrfff....Barkkkkk.....
Cloud+Barret: AWWW! C'mon Red we didn't need to hear that!
Red: Sorry...
Barret: *glares at Red* What was that, Red?
Red: I mean...ARF! -Why do I stoop so low........-
Cloud: Okay, remember, we gotta save Aeris! *begins to leave*
Barret: Wait! What about Sephiroth?
Cloud: Pfft...let the man sleep! And may he dream of big women! Or men...I dunno what his deal is...
Barret: Okay, c'mon Red!
Red: RUFF RUFF! -I feel as if I'm a slave to this old lady loving, politic obsessed, african-american doofus...-
They all continue to walk along the lair and run into a wall.
Cloud: Awww crap! We came this far to reach a wall! Dammit!
Barret: Cool down, Cloud. I'm sure there's a way around it!
Red: *happily* ARF RUFF! -Yeah right you fart monger...-
Cloud: I just know Aeris is here! If I don't find her...I'll have to MARRY TIFA!
The wall opens...
Barret: Hmm...I guess it was run on a password!
Red: BARK! -Really, you just noticed that?-
Cloud: Strange, I thought Sephiroth would have caught up by now!
Barret: Ya think he's dreaming of big men named Moe? Who you become his bitch on the very first day in prison!!!!
Cloud: Yer just basing that on something that happened to you, right?
Barret: *hangs head* Yes...but I only dropped my soap once! And not on purpose like Richard Long who's jail name was Long Schlong!
Cloud: I believe you Barret!
Barret: Good, I just wanted you to know.
Cloud: Okay, better be alert, we dunno what might pop out! * advances into the dark along with Red*
Barret: *opens a book with some pictures in it* I'll never forget you, Moe... *kisses it*
Cloud: *as he walks, fire is lit* Barret! Control your farts!
Barret: *blushes* Sorry.....
Red: ARF, ARF, RUFF, BARK! -Jesus Christ! Get some Beano!-
A lot of fires are lit and there Aeris is, tied up to a chair and gagged.
Cloud: AERIS!!!!!!
Aeris: Fkj;imfmnmfgpihnsfdoist'ndsgnflinbisrltmdlhfgkjd5nuidfvjkdf!!!
Cloud: What?
Aeris: *spits out gag* Sorry about that...Cloud! Help me!
Cloud: Don't worry! *goes to untie the ropes and smells that nasty smell again*
Barret: Eww! It's the old cheese and ass smell!
A giant butt and giant slice of chess jump out.
Cloud: Oh my dear God! It's old cheese and ass!
Ass: Yes, I am Sir Assalot!
Cheese: And I am Sir Dairy Air
Cloud: Why did you capture Aeris?
Assalot: Well, it was Master Tiffany's idea!
Dairy Air: Yes! She will greatly reward us!
Cloud: Is that a fact? What will she reward you with, eh?
Assalot: Well, umm...we haven't gone over profit yet but she said to exterminate any who oppose us!
Cloud: Okay then! *takes out Buster Sword*
Dairy Air: Let's make this quick! Cheesy Butt attack!
Dairy Air jumps onto Sir Assalot and melts, making a cheesy butt.
Sephiroth: *sleep walking* Mommy! You have a cheesy buttcrust again!
Dairy Air+Assalot: Who is this buffoon?!
Red: ARF ARF RUFF! –Great, this'll make things easier…-
Dairy Air+Assalot: We will destroy him! *Charges at Sephiroth*
Cloud: Heh, they don't know that Sephiroth its an incompetent ass!
Sephiroth: Buttcrust!!!
*Sephiroth and Assalot/Dairy Air collide in an explosion of cheesy, ass- like disaster*
Dairy Air+Assalot: NO! His cheese grater is too powerful for our cheesy apocalypse! NOOOOO! *disappears*
Cloud: *raises a brow* Now that isn't something you see everyday. Now we gotta untie…
Tifa: Not so fast, spikey boy! You may have destroyed my cheesy, ass smelling minions…but your precious Aeris won't not leave this place alive!
Cloud: That's a double negative Tifa, you basically just said you're going to let her go.
Tifa: Wha…uh…but…thing…like…man…*drools dumbly*
Sephiroth: *covered in cheese* I think Tifa has a good point! *picks nose*
Barret: Go home Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: WAHHHHHHH!!! WHOA! *splat*
Cloud: Anyway, what're you gonna do?
Tifa: Well…uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh…I isn't not gonna let her go!
Cloud: …..I pay your rent.
Tifa: True….curse you Cloud! I'll get you next time!! *disappears in a puff or cheese smoke*
*Tifa is still standing there*
Tifa: Uhhhhh…. *runs*
Barret: Wow, that wasn't as hard as I had expected…
Cloud: Yeah, a bit too easy…BUM BUM BUM! Oh well. *unties Aeris*
Aeris: Cloud! I love you! *XO's Cloud*
Cloud: It's great to see you again my lovely wife!
Aeris: Hey! Let's have dinner! On me!
Barret+Red: YAH!…ARF!
Cloud: Good, I'm kinda broke…
Aeris: No, I mean literally…
Audience: Oooooooo…!
Cloud: Shut up…
Barret: That's sounds cool!
Cloud: Heh-heh, nice try buddy!
Audience: *laughter*
*credits role and the theme song begins*
BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUM, BUM
The Strifes and The Wallaces,
They live together,
In their humble home.
But this is where their annoying neighbor,
SEPHIROTH,
Comes to roam.
When they say,"Go home, Sephiroth!"
The-e-en he cries,
They all hope he runs off a cliff and diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!!!!
Yeah!
(Sorry I made you wait soooo long!)
When we last left our freaks...they were camping out in Tifa's Lair. Now they're ready to wake their lazy asses up!
Cloud: *yawns* M'kay guys, we're off!
Barret: *snores* Oh, old lady from Titanic...you're so kinky!
Cloud: Umm...good to know, what about you, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: *pops up* Erect nipple! *falls back down*
Cloud: A normal person would be surprised...okay, Red should be ready!
Red: *snore* Arrrfff....Barkkkkk.....
Cloud+Barret: AWWW! C'mon Red we didn't need to hear that!
Red: Sorry...
Barret: *glares at Red* What was that, Red?
Red: I mean...ARF! -Why do I stoop so low........-
Cloud: Okay, remember, we gotta save Aeris! *begins to leave*
Barret: Wait! What about Sephiroth?
Cloud: Pfft...let the man sleep! And may he dream of big women! Or men...I dunno what his deal is...
Barret: Okay, c'mon Red!
Red: RUFF RUFF! -I feel as if I'm a slave to this old lady loving, politic obsessed, african-american doofus...-
They all continue to walk along the lair and run into a wall.
Cloud: Awww crap! We came this far to reach a wall! Dammit!
Barret: Cool down, Cloud. I'm sure there's a way around it!
Red: *happily* ARF RUFF! -Yeah right you fart monger...-
Cloud: I just know Aeris is here! If I don't find her...I'll have to MARRY TIFA!
The wall opens...
Barret: Hmm...I guess it was run on a password!
Red: BARK! -Really, you just noticed that?-
Cloud: Strange, I thought Sephiroth would have caught up by now!
Barret: Ya think he's dreaming of big men named Moe? Who you become his bitch on the very first day in prison!!!!
Cloud: Yer just basing that on something that happened to you, right?
Barret: *hangs head* Yes...but I only dropped my soap once! And not on purpose like Richard Long who's jail name was Long Schlong!
Cloud: I believe you Barret!
Barret: Good, I just wanted you to know.
Cloud: Okay, better be alert, we dunno what might pop out! * advances into the dark along with Red*
Barret: *opens a book with some pictures in it* I'll never forget you, Moe... *kisses it*
Cloud: *as he walks, fire is lit* Barret! Control your farts!
Barret: *blushes* Sorry.....
Red: ARF, ARF, RUFF, BARK! -Jesus Christ! Get some Beano!-
A lot of fires are lit and there Aeris is, tied up to a chair and gagged.
Cloud: AERIS!!!!!!
Aeris: Fkj;imfmnmfgpihnsfdoist'ndsgnflinbisrltmdlhfgkjd5nuidfvjkdf!!!
Cloud: What?
Aeris: *spits out gag* Sorry about that...Cloud! Help me!
Cloud: Don't worry! *goes to untie the ropes and smells that nasty smell again*
Barret: Eww! It's the old cheese and ass smell!
A giant butt and giant slice of chess jump out.
Cloud: Oh my dear God! It's old cheese and ass!
Ass: Yes, I am Sir Assalot!
Cheese: And I am Sir Dairy Air
Cloud: Why did you capture Aeris?
Assalot: Well, it was Master Tiffany's idea!
Dairy Air: Yes! She will greatly reward us!
Cloud: Is that a fact? What will she reward you with, eh?
Assalot: Well, umm...we haven't gone over profit yet but she said to exterminate any who oppose us!
Cloud: Okay then! *takes out Buster Sword*
Dairy Air: Let's make this quick! Cheesy Butt attack!
Dairy Air jumps onto Sir Assalot and melts, making a cheesy butt.
Sephiroth: *sleep walking* Mommy! You have a cheesy buttcrust again!
Dairy Air+Assalot: Who is this buffoon?!
Red: ARF ARF RUFF! –Great, this'll make things easier…-
Dairy Air+Assalot: We will destroy him! *Charges at Sephiroth*
Cloud: Heh, they don't know that Sephiroth its an incompetent ass!
Sephiroth: Buttcrust!!!
*Sephiroth and Assalot/Dairy Air collide in an explosion of cheesy, ass- like disaster*
Dairy Air+Assalot: NO! His cheese grater is too powerful for our cheesy apocalypse! NOOOOO! *disappears*
Cloud: *raises a brow* Now that isn't something you see everyday. Now we gotta untie…
Tifa: Not so fast, spikey boy! You may have destroyed my cheesy, ass smelling minions…but your precious Aeris won't not leave this place alive!
Cloud: That's a double negative Tifa, you basically just said you're going to let her go.
Tifa: Wha…uh…but…thing…like…man…*drools dumbly*
Sephiroth: *covered in cheese* I think Tifa has a good point! *picks nose*
Barret: Go home Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: WAHHHHHHH!!! WHOA! *splat*
Cloud: Anyway, what're you gonna do?
Tifa: Well…uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh…I isn't not gonna let her go!
Cloud: …..I pay your rent.
Tifa: True….curse you Cloud! I'll get you next time!! *disappears in a puff or cheese smoke*
*Tifa is still standing there*
Tifa: Uhhhhh…. *runs*
Barret: Wow, that wasn't as hard as I had expected…
Cloud: Yeah, a bit too easy…BUM BUM BUM! Oh well. *unties Aeris*
Aeris: Cloud! I love you! *XO's Cloud*
Cloud: It's great to see you again my lovely wife!
Aeris: Hey! Let's have dinner! On me!
Barret+Red: YAH!…ARF!
Cloud: Good, I'm kinda broke…
Aeris: No, I mean literally…
Audience: Oooooooo…!
Cloud: Shut up…
Barret: That's sounds cool!
Cloud: Heh-heh, nice try buddy!
Audience: *laughter*
*credits role and the theme song begins*
BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUM, BUM
The Strifes and The Wallaces,
They live together,
In their humble home.
But this is where their annoying neighbor,
SEPHIROTH,
Comes to roam.
When they say,"Go home, Sephiroth!"
The-e-en he cries,
They all hope he runs off a cliff and diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!!!!
Yeah!