Caitlin and Alyssa.
Scene Two: Caitlin's Room
(Caitlin is lying in bed. Alyssa Jones is sitting beside her.)
CAITLIN
You went out with Holden McNeil?
ALYSSA
Yeah, we're still friends, though I don't see him much. He's busy making a new comic.
(Dante walks in with flowers.)
DANTE
Hi, Caitlin!
CAITLIN
Oh, hi, Dante.
ALYSSA
Dante Hicks! Long time no see!
DANTE
Alyssa! How is it going? I heard that you dated Holden McNeil.
ALYSSA
Oh, don't get me started.
DANTE
Caitlin, when are you getting out of hospital?
CAITLIN
On Wednesday, they have to do a few more tests.
DANTE
It can't have been that bad, you just had sex with a dead guy in the toilet...
(Caitlin begins screaming uncontrollably.)
ALYSSA
Dante, you can't mention the incident in here or she'll go berserk!
(Doctor Andrews rushes in.)
DOCTOR
What the...
(He looks at Caitlin screaming and then looks at Dante.)
Scene Three: Outside The Asylum
(Dante is thrown out.)
DANTE
Great. She's a nut.
Scene Four: Randal's House
(Dante rings the doorbell. Randal answers in his PJs with a bowl of fruit loops, reminiscent of Brodie.)
RANDAL
Hey Dante.
DANTE
Why aren't you at the video store?
RANDAL
This arrived in the mail.
(He holds up a sheet of paper.)
DANTE
What is this?
RANDAL
A letter signifying that RST Video won't be needing my services anymore?
DANTE
Well, you got a letter. After disagreeing to come in today, I got fired.
RANDAL
Well, you're fucked, aren't you?
DANTE
Yeah. You too.
RANDAL
Not really. I'm going down to Brodie's shop today to get a job at the counter.
DANTE
Mind if I come with?
RANDAL
Sure? I can't clerk without my old monkey pal here, can I?
DANTE
Just get in the car.
RANDAL
Can't I get changed first?
Scene Two: Caitlin's Room
(Caitlin is lying in bed. Alyssa Jones is sitting beside her.)
CAITLIN
You went out with Holden McNeil?
ALYSSA
Yeah, we're still friends, though I don't see him much. He's busy making a new comic.
(Dante walks in with flowers.)
DANTE
Hi, Caitlin!
CAITLIN
Oh, hi, Dante.
ALYSSA
Dante Hicks! Long time no see!
DANTE
Alyssa! How is it going? I heard that you dated Holden McNeil.
ALYSSA
Oh, don't get me started.
DANTE
Caitlin, when are you getting out of hospital?
CAITLIN
On Wednesday, they have to do a few more tests.
DANTE
It can't have been that bad, you just had sex with a dead guy in the toilet...
(Caitlin begins screaming uncontrollably.)
ALYSSA
Dante, you can't mention the incident in here or she'll go berserk!
(Doctor Andrews rushes in.)
DOCTOR
What the...
(He looks at Caitlin screaming and then looks at Dante.)
Scene Three: Outside The Asylum
(Dante is thrown out.)
DANTE
Great. She's a nut.
Scene Four: Randal's House
(Dante rings the doorbell. Randal answers in his PJs with a bowl of fruit loops, reminiscent of Brodie.)
RANDAL
Hey Dante.
DANTE
Why aren't you at the video store?
RANDAL
This arrived in the mail.
(He holds up a sheet of paper.)
DANTE
What is this?
RANDAL
A letter signifying that RST Video won't be needing my services anymore?
DANTE
Well, you got a letter. After disagreeing to come in today, I got fired.
RANDAL
Well, you're fucked, aren't you?
DANTE
Yeah. You too.
RANDAL
Not really. I'm going down to Brodie's shop today to get a job at the counter.
DANTE
Mind if I come with?
RANDAL
Sure? I can't clerk without my old monkey pal here, can I?
DANTE
Just get in the car.
RANDAL
Can't I get changed first?
