Brodie.

Scene Five: Brodie's Secret Stash

BRODIE

So boys, you got yourselves fired? What do you want me to do about that?

RANDAL

We need jobs.

BRODIE

Well Randal. You didn't exactly leave me well off when I had to sell all my comic books to buy this place!

RANDAL

I told you, I didn't have the money.

BRODIE

Then I spotted a brand new red Ferrari in your driveway.

RANDAL

My parents won the lottery and bought it for them.

BRODIE

Your driveway, not your parents.

RANDAL

Oh.

BRODIE

Randal, I'd usually be happy to give you a job here, but I'm afraid we don't need anyone at the moment.

DANTE

Can I get a word in here?

BRODIE/RANDAL

No!

BRODIE

Now if you don't scamper out of here as fast as your little legs can carry you, I'm gonna take you down like I took Shannon Hamilton down when I learnt he was going to screw my girlfriend in the most uncomfortable place.

DANTE

The back of a volkswagon?

BRODIE

You're lucky I don't just kill you for banning Jay and Silent Bob from the Quick Stop. Especially when Silent Bob didn't really do anything. Bye bye, boys.

Scene Six: Dante's House

DANTE

Well, smart guy, what are we going to do now?

RANDAL

I think I have an idea. Call up our old friend Leonardo Leonardo.