Notes: At the end of each paragraph is where we switched over. Shan-chan started off. If you read the Explanation (I hope you did!), you will know that we scrolled down so the other person could only read the last line before writing their paragraph. I put these lines in itallics for you all, so you can imagine how hard it would have been! We didn't know what we were writing until we finished!
By Shan-chan and Spirit Wolf
Story 1: Mrrrr
One day, duo, wufei and Quatre were walking down the street, when duo came across a porno/ icecream shop. He thought he was in heavin untill he found out thath the shop was also a peircing shop, and one of the boys dared him…
…To get his belly button pierced. But he laughed and said, "Get stuffed!" Then he proceeded to punch the one who had dared him. "Take that!" "Ah %$#@!" cried his darer. The air became filled with curses and Japanese insults as an all-out brawl broke out. Passersby saw the brawl and decided to get involved too. Among these people was Relena, who had absolutely no idea what was going on, as usual. On the roof of a nearby building, a sniper was taking careful aim at her forehead…
the shot was fired and relena fell into the path of a car that heero was driving, he had no mercy for the stupid bitch, and he ran her over, also thinking about running ami cochrane over at the same time, he laughed and smiled as relena guts and blood was splattered all over the road, then trowa appeared doing 100 back flippy thingys…
…He proceeded to backflip down the street, with spectators clapping… until he knackered himself on a telephone pole. He fell to the ground, gasping in agony, as everyone watching laughed at him. "Ha ha! You suck!" Duo cried. Trowa wished he could just punch Duo in the gut. Duo laughed again and again, then started making fun of him, but then he turned around and realized a car was headed right for him. "AAAAHHH! DAMMIT!" he cried, trying to somersault out the way…
"well that serves you right you piece of crap!" screamed heavyarms custom.
"hey I didn't know that you could talk…" wufie pointed out.
"I can't, you are imagining things…" replied the huge Gundam.
"oh…" wufie replied and went and admitted himself to the nearest mental hospital. The other G-boys came to visit him and they brought him flowers and chocolate…………
but all the stunned pilot could do was drool…
…He then broke out into epilleptic seizures and convulsions, and spit flew everywhere. His hair then proceeded to fall out, and he fell to the ground, going, "MRRR!!!!" Suddenly, Zechs ran past, crying, "Vrr!!" But anyway, this poor pilot was attended to and put in a straight jacket…
"but I don't wanna strait jacket!" duo protested, it's wu-man who needs it!
With that the asylum staff turned around and put the strait jacket on wufiei, who replied with: "I swear that gundam was talking to me! Trowa, it talks doesn't it…"
But then things changed and suddenly everyone was at a pool party drinking lots and lots and lots of beer
"BEER!" everyone cried happily. Wufei calmly headed for the beer to get a drink, but Duo shoved him aside. "INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!" he cried. But Duo was too busy eating icecream, so Wufei pulled on his braid. "OW!" Heero took a long drink of beer and then just stood there. His stern face slowly spread into a dopey smile. "Hey…" he said to Quatre. "How YOU doin'?" Quatre was hunched in the corner, and he started laughing maniacally. "HEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!" Trowa suddenly needed a change of underwear. But everyone had fun and got drunk.