Notes: Hey, this is Shan-chan here, of course if you are going to read this then you must read the 'know how' part first. Those of you who are familiar with this series will know the drill; in this second part Spirit Wolf starts the ball rolling. Personally I don't think that this is as good as the first one. But *shrugs* that's really not up to me to decide…
By Shan-chan and Spirit Wolf
Story 2: The Day The World Went Postal
It was a nice day and the G-boys were relaxing. Suddenly, Duo said, "Hey! Let's go down to the beach!" So they did and once they were there, Heero asked, "What was the point of this?" "Aw come on," Duo cried. "What else do you do at beaches? We're gonna play beach volleyball!" But then someone turned on "Ya Mama" by Fat Boy Slim…
They all started to dance around like fuck heads, but then duo made a smart comment…
"Hey, this is the beach right…"
The others nodded.
"And that is a jetty"
They all nodded again. Duo laughed maniacally and stared strait at relena.
They tied her up, and before she knew what was happening, she was tossed off of the jetty and into the water, trailing screams of "MRRRRRRR!" all the way down…
…Everyone started laughing at the unfortunate person, but the song was messing with their minds, and they started going postal. Wufei stood in the middle of it all, crying "INJUSTICE!!!" as his arms flailed about wildly. Suddenly, a big Sandrock towered over everyone, going mental because the poor thing was also affected by the music…
"My god the poor thing!" wufie screamed between epileptic fits and spasms. He turned around and came face to face with a smaller version of Nataku. The others all stopped and turned around to see the small Nataku. But even more amazing than the small Nataku, was the tiny Wufei who appeared screaming injustice and death upon all the unjust ones who were staring at him, even the horrible music stopped…
…The poor guy screamed in terror and took off into the distance. "Stop looking at me!!!!!" Unfortunately, he tripped over and fell on his face. A nasty sandstorm suddenly kicked up and buried the poor dude alive. Suddenly, Relena appeared from nowhere. "Well THAT'S something you don't see every day." "Shut up bitch," Heero said, slapping her across the face.
"But I thought you threw her off of the jetty!" screamed the tiny Wufei
"I guess she just might be like a virus," Trowa laughed, as he stripped down to his Speedo.
The others just gawked. Especially Relena. But some how Trowa managed to pull a fully automatic machine gun with a tri pod, out of his Speedo, he placed the barrel of the rifle up against relenas head. Quatre grabbed the rifle out of trowas hands and shot Relena twice in the head once in each eyeball. He started to laugh like a maniac squirrel on crack. The other G-wing pilots shrugged and pulled their clothes off too. All revealing nice tanned bodies. Trowa smiled and sighed…
"I think our mission is completed here Heero" he smiled.
"Yes, I believe it is," with those words they vanished into thin air.
"Always knew those two were aliens" duo muttered to himself.
Quatre smiled after recovering from his fit of madness. Then they calmly resumed their game of beach volleyball.
there what do you think of that huh? Chapter 3 will be comming real soon! i promise!
i just need to get off my ass and actually type it up ^-^
well, thats all for now, Ja ne! ~Shan-chan~