Maternity Robes
AN: YAY! Seven reviews on the first chapter, that must be some kind of record for me!
Thanks to all the reviewers:
EvilFaerieChick - Yeah, I've read that story, 'Nine Months Of Trouble' by Isolde13. I think that's the one your talking about. Hmmm....you'll find out in this chapter (possibly) who are the mothers! (Or fathers.....)
Cobaltblue Kitty - Yep, all six of 'em! More entertaining this way.....
MysticDragonstar - Yep, this is one fic I'm sure I'll complete, just because it's so fun to write! *evil smile* You'll find out in this chapter (possibly) who are the mothers! (Or fathers.....)
Headbanger62 - After nine months, I'm probably leaning towards C-Section. But I dunno, I read an *NSYNC one where the babies came out the 'normal' way..........
Alchemine - Ohhhh......morning-sickness! More torture for those poor little boys! You'll find out in this chapter (possibly) who are the mothers! (Or fathers.....)
Rai - Thank you! I love writing (and reading) humour. I'm writing as fast as I can, but with school it's kind of hard.
fairygirl - Yepers, revenge will be sweet!
Ok, I don't know if this chapter will have who the mothers/fathers(??) are yet. Maybe I'll keep you hanging until next chapter.....*evil smile*
~*~
*The next morning Draco was the first up in their new dorm......*
"Eugh........I think I'm gonna hurl....." Draco groaned and then head at top speed to the bathroom.
After a few minutes......
"Guyyyys....?" Draco whined. "Can somebody come and hold my hair??"
"S'too early, shut up Malfoy....." Ron said thickly, half asleep.
~*~
*Later that morning, after everyone was awake.....*
"Ron, where are my shoes?!" Harry asked irritably.
"I don't know where your bloody shoes are, I'm busy looking for my tie!" Ron snapped.
"Where's my hairbrush??" Fred whined.
"Oh, do be quiet Fred, it's not like you use your brush anyway." George replied
Fred thought about this for a second, then shrugged off any thoughts of his hairbrush.
"Professor, where are our belongings?" Draco asked Snape.
"How should I know? Those rotten house-elves must have lost them." Snape retorted.
"You don't need to be mean......" Harry said, lip quivering.
"Oi Potter, you don't need to be such a baby." Draco said to Harry.
"You people are so mean!" Harry said as he ran off to the bathroom in tears.
"Jesus......." Ron said .
"I guess we're going to have to make do with the belongings that we have for now guys...." George said softly.
"Harry!" Fred called as he banged on the door. "We need to borrow some stuff from you!"
~*~
After about a half hour, the six males appeared in the Great Hall looking like their closet exploded on them.
Harry was wearing Draco's shoes, which were 2 sizes too big for him. Ron appeared to have tied a hankerchif to his shirt in hopes that it would work as a tie. Snape was wearing Harry's old shirt underneath his robes, which left an inch of his wrist showing. Fred's hair looked like he had just walked through a tornado. George was wearing Harry's old yellow socks from Uncle Vernon, which, added to giving off a horrible stench, drooped every five seconds. Draco was wearing Ron's old pants underneath his robe, which left about an inch of his ankle showing to the entire hall.
As they made their way over to their private table, they were accompanied by muffled sniggers and points from the other students.
"Great, just great. I'm wearing Weasley's pants. I have descended lower than low." Draco mused.
Ron gave him a glare of death.
"You guys, you shouldn't be so negative. At least you're not walking around the Hall naked." George said calmly.
"I think that would have been better......." Draco replied.
"Jeez Malfoy, what an exhibitionist. Guess that explains why you're pregnant." Ron retorted.
"I'd shut up if I were you, because you seem to be pregnant too Weasley." Draco said coldly.
Ron didn't appear to have a comeback. He simply glared at Draco.
As they sat munching on their breakfast, Dumbledore approached their table with a smile.
"Well boys! How was your first night together?" Dumbledore asked cheerfully.
"Hell" Draco replied simply.
"And why is that, Mr. Malfoy?" Dumbledore asked.
"Simply because I was with them." Draco replied cooly.
"Well, maybe you won't be so cocky after this afternoon, Mr. Malfoy, because you all have your first check-up today!" Dumbledore said, amused by the looks on the boy's faces.
~*~
"This is so embarrassing....." Draco grumbled, laying down wearing a little pink hospital gown.
Ron looked at Draco, and then burst out laughing.
"What, pray tell, is so funny Weasley?" Draco asked coldly.
"Just the sight - of you Malfoy - in a little pink gown!" Ron managed before he was hit with another wave of laughter.
Draco grumbled and returned to the magazine he was reading - 'Modern Mom Magazine'.
With that, Madam Pomfrey came bustling through the door to the private part of the hospital wing.
"Well boys, time to check out how you're doing. Does anyone have any questions up until now?" Madam Pomfrey said, clearly in a rush.
Draco raised a tentive hand in the air.
"Yes Mr. Malfoy?" Madam Pomfrey asked.
"Er - when does the morning sickness end??" Draco asked sheepishly.
Madam Pomfrey started to laugh uncontrollably. The boys looked at her with confusion.
"Mr. Malfoy - the morning sickness doesn't end until around the 8th month of pregnancy!" Madam Pomfrey said after she had caught her breath.
Draco looked like he was going to cry, right then and there.
"Alright everyone, let's cut to the chase, pelvic exams. If you would all put your legs into these straddles at the end of your beds....." Madam Pomfrey said, holding in a laugh as the boys groaned and put their legs into the embarrassing straddles.
"*Why* do we have to do this all together??" Snape asked with venom.
"Special orders from Dumbledore. He wants you all to 'experience the joys of pregnancy together'" Madam Pomfrey answered.
"I don't know where that guy gets his drugs......" Draco muttered.
"Now, due to the fact that we haven't had a pregnancy in several hundred years - let alone a *male* pregnancy, so the medical tools will be a little, *rustic*" Madam Pomfrey said tentively.
After saying this, she whipped out an evil looking silver instrument with several odd things hanging off of it.
"*What* are you going to do with *that*?" Fred asked.
"Well Mr Weasley, it is inserted into your......." Madam Pomfrey trailed off quietly.
All the boys' eyes went as wide as they possibly could.
"Mr. Potter, why don't we start with you...." Madam Pomfrey said while heading toward Harry.
"One question, is that thing - cold?" Harry asked tentively.
"Er - yes Mr. Potter. Now breathe and think warm thoughts........." Madam Pomfrey replied.
~*~
AN: Ok, no I'm waiting for another plot bunny for this fic to bite me. Maybe you all have some suggestions for future chapters? I *do * have the climax of the story all planned out, and not, the climax is not the birth, believe it or not. Let's see who can guess what it is...........Anyway, review! Pretty please!?
AN: YAY! Seven reviews on the first chapter, that must be some kind of record for me!
Thanks to all the reviewers:
EvilFaerieChick - Yeah, I've read that story, 'Nine Months Of Trouble' by Isolde13. I think that's the one your talking about. Hmmm....you'll find out in this chapter (possibly) who are the mothers! (Or fathers.....)
Cobaltblue Kitty - Yep, all six of 'em! More entertaining this way.....
MysticDragonstar - Yep, this is one fic I'm sure I'll complete, just because it's so fun to write! *evil smile* You'll find out in this chapter (possibly) who are the mothers! (Or fathers.....)
Headbanger62 - After nine months, I'm probably leaning towards C-Section. But I dunno, I read an *NSYNC one where the babies came out the 'normal' way..........
Alchemine - Ohhhh......morning-sickness! More torture for those poor little boys! You'll find out in this chapter (possibly) who are the mothers! (Or fathers.....)
Rai - Thank you! I love writing (and reading) humour. I'm writing as fast as I can, but with school it's kind of hard.
fairygirl - Yepers, revenge will be sweet!
Ok, I don't know if this chapter will have who the mothers/fathers(??) are yet. Maybe I'll keep you hanging until next chapter.....*evil smile*
~*~
*The next morning Draco was the first up in their new dorm......*
"Eugh........I think I'm gonna hurl....." Draco groaned and then head at top speed to the bathroom.
After a few minutes......
"Guyyyys....?" Draco whined. "Can somebody come and hold my hair??"
"S'too early, shut up Malfoy....." Ron said thickly, half asleep.
~*~
*Later that morning, after everyone was awake.....*
"Ron, where are my shoes?!" Harry asked irritably.
"I don't know where your bloody shoes are, I'm busy looking for my tie!" Ron snapped.
"Where's my hairbrush??" Fred whined.
"Oh, do be quiet Fred, it's not like you use your brush anyway." George replied
Fred thought about this for a second, then shrugged off any thoughts of his hairbrush.
"Professor, where are our belongings?" Draco asked Snape.
"How should I know? Those rotten house-elves must have lost them." Snape retorted.
"You don't need to be mean......" Harry said, lip quivering.
"Oi Potter, you don't need to be such a baby." Draco said to Harry.
"You people are so mean!" Harry said as he ran off to the bathroom in tears.
"Jesus......." Ron said .
"I guess we're going to have to make do with the belongings that we have for now guys...." George said softly.
"Harry!" Fred called as he banged on the door. "We need to borrow some stuff from you!"
~*~
After about a half hour, the six males appeared in the Great Hall looking like their closet exploded on them.
Harry was wearing Draco's shoes, which were 2 sizes too big for him. Ron appeared to have tied a hankerchif to his shirt in hopes that it would work as a tie. Snape was wearing Harry's old shirt underneath his robes, which left an inch of his wrist showing. Fred's hair looked like he had just walked through a tornado. George was wearing Harry's old yellow socks from Uncle Vernon, which, added to giving off a horrible stench, drooped every five seconds. Draco was wearing Ron's old pants underneath his robe, which left about an inch of his ankle showing to the entire hall.
As they made their way over to their private table, they were accompanied by muffled sniggers and points from the other students.
"Great, just great. I'm wearing Weasley's pants. I have descended lower than low." Draco mused.
Ron gave him a glare of death.
"You guys, you shouldn't be so negative. At least you're not walking around the Hall naked." George said calmly.
"I think that would have been better......." Draco replied.
"Jeez Malfoy, what an exhibitionist. Guess that explains why you're pregnant." Ron retorted.
"I'd shut up if I were you, because you seem to be pregnant too Weasley." Draco said coldly.
Ron didn't appear to have a comeback. He simply glared at Draco.
As they sat munching on their breakfast, Dumbledore approached their table with a smile.
"Well boys! How was your first night together?" Dumbledore asked cheerfully.
"Hell" Draco replied simply.
"And why is that, Mr. Malfoy?" Dumbledore asked.
"Simply because I was with them." Draco replied cooly.
"Well, maybe you won't be so cocky after this afternoon, Mr. Malfoy, because you all have your first check-up today!" Dumbledore said, amused by the looks on the boy's faces.
~*~
"This is so embarrassing....." Draco grumbled, laying down wearing a little pink hospital gown.
Ron looked at Draco, and then burst out laughing.
"What, pray tell, is so funny Weasley?" Draco asked coldly.
"Just the sight - of you Malfoy - in a little pink gown!" Ron managed before he was hit with another wave of laughter.
Draco grumbled and returned to the magazine he was reading - 'Modern Mom Magazine'.
With that, Madam Pomfrey came bustling through the door to the private part of the hospital wing.
"Well boys, time to check out how you're doing. Does anyone have any questions up until now?" Madam Pomfrey said, clearly in a rush.
Draco raised a tentive hand in the air.
"Yes Mr. Malfoy?" Madam Pomfrey asked.
"Er - when does the morning sickness end??" Draco asked sheepishly.
Madam Pomfrey started to laugh uncontrollably. The boys looked at her with confusion.
"Mr. Malfoy - the morning sickness doesn't end until around the 8th month of pregnancy!" Madam Pomfrey said after she had caught her breath.
Draco looked like he was going to cry, right then and there.
"Alright everyone, let's cut to the chase, pelvic exams. If you would all put your legs into these straddles at the end of your beds....." Madam Pomfrey said, holding in a laugh as the boys groaned and put their legs into the embarrassing straddles.
"*Why* do we have to do this all together??" Snape asked with venom.
"Special orders from Dumbledore. He wants you all to 'experience the joys of pregnancy together'" Madam Pomfrey answered.
"I don't know where that guy gets his drugs......" Draco muttered.
"Now, due to the fact that we haven't had a pregnancy in several hundred years - let alone a *male* pregnancy, so the medical tools will be a little, *rustic*" Madam Pomfrey said tentively.
After saying this, she whipped out an evil looking silver instrument with several odd things hanging off of it.
"*What* are you going to do with *that*?" Fred asked.
"Well Mr Weasley, it is inserted into your......." Madam Pomfrey trailed off quietly.
All the boys' eyes went as wide as they possibly could.
"Mr. Potter, why don't we start with you...." Madam Pomfrey said while heading toward Harry.
"One question, is that thing - cold?" Harry asked tentively.
"Er - yes Mr. Potter. Now breathe and think warm thoughts........." Madam Pomfrey replied.
~*~
AN: Ok, no I'm waiting for another plot bunny for this fic to bite me. Maybe you all have some suggestions for future chapters? I *do * have the climax of the story all planned out, and not, the climax is not the birth, believe it or not. Let's see who can guess what it is...........Anyway, review! Pretty please!?