Maternity Robes

AN: Sorry for the long wait for this chapter, I went on an unannounced hitius. But I'm back and ready to go with chapter 3!

24 reviews?! *falls over* That is a lot to me. If that's just what I get for the first 2 chapters.....

Ok, now, answers to reviews:

EvilFaerieChick: Thanks, I'm waiting for a good plot for them to tell who the mothers are. It will be better than them sitting around and saying who got them pregnant.

Cobaltblue Kitty: LOL! The visuals are very vivid, that's for sure. And I will keep going, it just takes a little to get my but in gear ;).

Kat: Thanks! Like I said, I will keep going, I just have to wait until inspiration hits me or I sit at my computer and refuse to let myself leave until a chapter is finished :).

lise: I don't accept unsigned reviews because then you get the stupid people that are gutsy enough to flame you, but are too cowardly to sign their name to it.

Pray tell, then what would be your concept? Seems quite boring if it was just one of them all by their lonesome.

Don't start critezing my work, because it appears that you have *no* reviews for yours.

Phoenix: *smiles* I'll manage the birth. Trust me.....

Omega: Definitely! I'm not letting this story idea get away.

Zamnii: Ok! I'm trying to write as fast as possible, but school is an issue.

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Unstoppable Writer of Dreams: *smiles* Thank you! Updates are coming a fast as time will allow them.

Lady Louisa: No worries, this will be continuing.

superhan: Oh dear, I don't want to be responsible for injuries. Don't send me any medical bills when you fall over laughing. ^-^ Thanks!

rampage786: Don't worry, I've decided on a totally het fic. Fred and George are *not* together, nor are Ron and Snape. *shudder*

wyrd sista187: This chapter? Oh, I've still got ideas for at least a few more chapters before the climax and the birth. Harry will be craving, actually all of them will be. Oyster-flavoured Every Flavour Beans? *shudders* Those sound worse than the sardine ones...... And yes, they will be going on a shopping trip this chapter!

AllieDumbldore: Lol, I thought that the thought of Malfoy pregnant was amusing too! ^-^

PowerLeca: Yay! You gave it a chance without judging it! I will get more chapters out as soon as possible.

Darklady: Dumbledore said that they lost their virginity for one main reason, he doesn't pry into their sex lives. And it's most likely that they would have been their first time because they were only 17. (This excludes Professor Snape)

Ok, in this chapter, you will see: Weight gain, classes, shopping, mood swings and last, but certainly not least, cravings! Watch as AuThOrEsS gets evil...........

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*Two weeks later......*

"Jesus, who knew that pregnancy did so much to your body??" Draco grumbled as he stepped out of the shower.

He tried to pull on his pants, but it seemed that they had, *shrunk*.

"Oh bloody hell, gaining weight already?"

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*Over breakfast.....*

"You guys, I think I need some new clothes. " Draco said.

"Shopping? You've got to be kidding!" Fred exclaimed.

"I'm with Fred, I hate shopping." George agreed.

"Come on you guys, I need some new stuff as well." Harry remarked.

"We can look for baby stuff too!" Ron sad excitedly among confused stares from the others.

"Professor?" Draco said, looking at Snape.

Snape grumbled without lowering his copy of the Daily Prophet.

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*History of Magic class.......*

"I could really go for a Chocolate Frog right about now...." Harry thought to himself during Professor Binns endless lecturing.

"Oh god, I really want some cake...." Ron thought as he chewed on his quill to ease his hunger.

"Uh oh, I could use a bathroom break......" Draco thought with a hand clamped over his mouth which elicited a few stares from other students.

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"This is just *great*" Fred said sarcastically on the way to Hogsmeade.

"And how would you pass the time otherwise? You have to stick with us, remember? Dumbledore's orders." Draco retorted.

"Yeah well, who knew that being pregnant would turn you all into a bunch of girls" George said, mainly to Draco.

"George, Malfoy liked shopping even *before* he was pregnant" Harry said, rolling his eyes.

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*At Madam Mankin's........*

"Wow, Mankin's even has a maternity wing!" Draco said excitedly.

"Er - Malfoy? I'm pretty sure that stuff is supposed to be for girls" Ron said

"Oh, it's all the same. They have black, green, blue....." Draco trailed off, sifting through a pile of robes.

"Er - this is a little bit light for blue, do you reckon?" Fred said, holding up a robe in a very violent shade of baby blue.

"What the hell is this?" Harry interrupted the conversation to hold up a robe which has an elastic section on the middle.

"That's a robe that fits you all through your pregnancy. See the elastic part? It stretches as your middle grows." Draco replied while looking through a rack of dress shirts.

"And that's all for Ask Draco......" George said under his breath.

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*At the baby store......*

Later on that afternoon, after a quick lunch break, our boys found a baby store; 'Wittle Witches', and Ron and Draco dragged them in to look at baby stuff.

"You guys, isn't it a little hard to buy baby stuff if you don't know the gender of your baby?" Harry asked tentevely.

"For now you just buy toys, crib accessories, things like that. Jesus, if you people didn't have me around to answer every little thing....." Draco said as they walked.

"Ohhhhh!! How *cute*!" Ron said, holding up a little baby blanket with broomsticks on it.

"Ooooo, this looks nice..." Snape said, picking up some cookware.

"Hey, Quiddich themed stuff!" Harry said, rushing over to a bin of plush sniches.

"Harry, what if you have a girl?" Fred asked.

"Girls like Quiddich too, just look at Angelina!" Harry said while checking out a broom mobile.

"You've got a point there, but what if your kid turns out like Lavender or Parvarti?" Fred replied.

"Oh goodness, I hope that doesn't happen. I couldn't stand the giggling around me constantly" Harry said.

"What about you Draco, how do you want your child to be like?" Ron asked while looking at cribs.

"Pretty. Rich. Pureblood." Draco said simply.

"Nice that you have such an open mind, Draco...." George said sarcastically.

" I need to uphold the Malfoy family honour!" Draco cried.

"Damn you guys, why are you being so mean to him?" Harry said defensively.

"Harry.........are you standing up for Malfoy?" Ron said increderously.

"Well, you guys are insulting him, and I don't think it's very nice!" Harry said, voice trembling.

"See, Potter's actually having some taste now!" Draco said, putting his arm around Harry.

The other three looked like they were about to lose 30 years of their life from shock.

"Eeee! Aprons!!" Snape cried, which broke the temporary silence.

"Are you sure that pregnancy isn't messing with your heads you guys? Harry, this is *Malfoy*. Malfoy, this is *Harry*. You have hated each other for years. Why stop now?" George said slowly.

"Well, the point of us all staying with each other is to help us get along, why not try to?" Harry replied, Draco's arm still around him.

"Definitely lost his mind...." Ron said, turning back to the cribs.

"You guys are so mean!!" Harry said, and then ran off to the public rest room.

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AN: And here's AuThOrEsS, desperately trying for even a hint of slash. *laughs* Sorry Snape doesn't have a bigger role in this chapter, he will in the next one with some of his purchases! Classes are boring, so they probably won't come up again until possibly near the end of the fic. Please review and tell me what you think!