To everyone who reviewed, thank you so much. Now I won't waste anymore time because I'm sure you guys want to know what happen. ^_~
Love for Fun
Chapter Two: Last Night's Results...
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A simple sentence pretty much summoned up everything.
"A one night stand, Usagi-san? You continued to surprise me, hime."
Through all the chaos, that little phrase was heard loud and clear, in the vast hotel room. Usagi glared at the man standing in the door. He looked vastly amused at the scene, she was part of. Usagi wished she could hit him with a monkey wrench...She wished she knew what a monkey wrench was. "What are you doing here, Jadeite? Rei-chan?"
"I blew up the kitchen." The former general shrugged.
"Oh?" Usagi replied, taking the long way to get to her jacket to avoid Yohji, who was being surprisingly quiet. "Hentai." she mumbled under her breath, before Rei could answered.
"Only if you want me too, sweetheart." Yohji replied with a smirk, pulling her jacket as well as her bra out of her reach. Despite everything going on around him, he couldn't help continue to tease the blonde. She was so becoming, all riled up.
"Give me that!!!" Usagi shrieked, her nerves completely frayed due to the morning events.
"It'll cost you." Yohji grinned, at her puzzled face. "...One little kiss."
"HENTAI!!!" screeched both girls.
"Anyone lose a button or two?" Came a ragged voice from the floor. "Looks like someone pants buttons. Usagi turned bright red.
"We've must of had a wild time last night, ne sweetheart?" Yohji grinned at the red faced blonde.
"Yuuichirou!!!" Rei barked dropping a piece of paper to smack him, "Shut up!"
"ECCHI!!!" Usagi cried, "I don't like you! You, you ecchi!"
"This is better then watching Zoi and Kunzite fight. By the way, Usagi-chan, nice undergarment." Usagi glared at the former general as she picked up the fallen paper.
"...I love you too, Rei-chan!" exclaimed the delusion rocker as he slumped back to his state of unconsciousness.
"So I take it, you don't want to join me for a nightcap? Ne, Sweetheart?"
"Stay away from Usagi, you you-" Rei yelled rising her fists to protect her princess.
A sudden shrill scream stopped all talk. Usagi glanced at her best friend then to Jadeite, and finally to the honey haired man. In a shaky voice, Usagi asked "Rei-chan what's THIS?!"
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Fujimiya Ran was considering hiring the little old lady, Kuduo Karou.
She was consistently scaring off the rabid fangirls, with her scathing remarks and general grumpiness. For once it was a quiet morning, and he hadn't yell once since the day had started. While Kuduo-san, spread her little black cloud, her cheerful friend handed Ken her credit card and order a dozen of every flower they had in stock. No fangirls and a profitable day. He could get use to this...
A sharp tug at his pant's leg and a loud "Chibi!" made him scowled. Of course this was before the little toddler, obviously the granddaughter of Tsukino-san, arrived. The three year old, apparently thought that he was some sort of playmate of hers.
"Iie."
"Chibi!" Short little arms reached up, a pout on her little face.
"...Iie."
"Iie? *sniff*" Was that tears in her eyes?
Megami, smiled as she talked into her cell phone. "Would you be a dear and watch her? Your friend is already watching my little Shingo-kun." She asked, holding her hand over the mouth piece
Aya glared as the sound of glass shattering reached his ears. Soccer balls will be the death of him. "Add that to my bill. Please? she's no trouble."
"No trouble!!!" The toddler add in her two cents. "No trouble!"
"Just call her Chibi Chibi! Thank You! You're such a sweetie!"
Aya's eye twitched as Chibi Chibi's grandmother waltzed away rambling about calming a rabbit down when it arrived, and asking if something was legal? Did he really look like a sweetie? "Chibi Chibi!" The little girl promptly attached herself to his right leg.
"...Hn."
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She blinked. And she blinked again, hoping that the words on the paper would change. This couldn't be happening to her! Usagi slumped to the ground, fighting back the urge to wail like never before. "This is a joke, it has to be we don't even have rings..."
"Usagi, that's for western style weddings." Rei explained hoping that Usagi wouldn't notice the new piece of jewelry on her ring finger.
"Well someone must have screw it up because you got a nice shiny one right on your hand, Usagi-hime." Jadeite grinned as he ignored the dirty look that Rei sent his way.
Usagi lifted her left hand, ready to deny what her former enemy said was there. Shining brightly, was a simple gold band delicately etched with blossoms. "No. No...it can't be!!! Why me? I didn't do anything to deserve THIS!!! "
"Well don't you have a set of lungs?" Yohji commented as he took the offending paper from the distressed blonde's hand. "Some stranger probably just gave it to you last night. It means-" The playboy's face turned white as the embossed lettering seemed to jump out at him. Numbly he lifted his own his to see if he too, had a matching ring. Sure enough he had one.
A Certificate of Marriage and a wedding ring...Unless there was another Kudou Yohji and Tsukino Usagi somewhere in Tokyo, it meant that they were married...Crap.
For a moment, he wanted to join Usagi on the floor.
"So I take it congratulations are not in order?" Jadeite teased, smirking. He had to be there when End- er...Mamoru found out. He wondered if he could break the bad news to the former prince?
"Shut up!" Rei, exclaimed, hoping that Usagi didn't notice her name at the left hand corner of the certificate. "I sure we can do something about...It can't be real."
"I'M MARRIED TO A HENTAI!!!" Usagi wailed, as Rei tried to comfort her.
"Sweetheart as much as I like you," Yohji replied, "Shut your pretty mouth up, please."
"Don't you talk to her like that!" Rei yelled.
"I said please," Yohji snapped, studying the paper, that mocked his current state of affairs. The blonde's last name caught his eye, as his brain made the connection. "Are you related to Tsukino Megami?"
"Hai," Usagi sniffed. "She's my grandmother." And his grandmother's best friend. Yohji bit back a mouthful of expletives, as the puzzle began to unravel. "Hino Rei?" The violet girl nodded suspiciously. "Sweetheart, your friend here performed the ceremony..."
"NANI???!!!" Immediately Usagi was at his side, demanding the proof. There in black ink was Rei's name. Right next to it, Yuuichirou's name was neatly written as the witness. Her eyes shielded by her bangs, she turned to her friend.
"Usagi-chan?" Rei called out, searching her pockets for her talismans as she step back from the advancing blonde.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"
Usagi launched herself at the priestess, her intent: To kill. "ACK!!!" Both girls went down in a pile of limbs, Usagi still trying to avenge herself. For moment, Yohji stared at the cat fight, wondering if he should tell Usagi that her shirt was coming undone? He decide against it, for two reasons. He want to find out, what his grandmother was up to. Second: Yohji was enjoying the view.
"Kuduo-san?"
Yohji looked at the disheveled manger. The man had quickly ushered the other gawking guests back to their rooms, claiming they were filming an overseas soap opera. The way he said it, sounded as though he been through this before. "There's is a call from you."
"I'm busy right now." Yohji replied as he decide that Rei turning purple wasn't a good thing. Homicide was the last thing they needed today. Gently he tried to pulled Usagi away, but the tiny blonde was surprisingly strong. "Sweetheart, let go before you actually kill her." Well that didn't work. "You're flashing your goods, love." That did.
"Nani?!" Usagi let go to cover her chest. Unable to brace himself, fast enough, both Usagi and Yohji, fell back on the floor, leaving Rei gasping for breath.
"I must've been really drunk not to remember those." Yohji drawled as he looked down at the blonde in his lap. He grinned even, as a small fist connected with the side of his face before Usagi scrambled out of his lap, clutching the folds of her blouse together.
"Kuduo-san, the lady on the phone really insists on talking to you. Now," The manager continued, looking a bit harassed by the voice squawking into his ear. "Hai hai! Kuduo-sama! He's here!"
Yohji took the phone. "I see you still haven't changed, Yohji. Still keeping your elders waiting!"
"Grandmother Kuduo..." Yohji all but grounded out.
"Nice to know you still recognized your only living family. Now come down to where you work, I really don't have anymore time to waste today."
"I'm not working today." Yohji lied, unwilling to cross paths with his grandmother, the dragon.
"Nonsense! The boy with the hunchback, said you were. Tsk tsk, still as irresponsible as ever. Do you or do you not, what to know about your new marriage?!"
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The moments after the call, were a blur. One moment she was in the hotel room, the next Usagi was sitting next to Yohji and speeding down the highway. The man that had teased her mercilessly since waking at his side, was now driving like a mad man. His fingers gripped the steering wheel so tightly, that his knuckles were white. Who ever, had been on the phone, had feel angered him.
"So what do you know about our grandmothers' plan?" Yohji bit, as he cut off a semi-truck as he jerked his car into the right lane.
"What are you talking about? My grandmother? Plan?" Usagi replied, grabbing the dashbroad at a tight turn. "You're nuts! My grandmother is a harmless little old lady."
"Apparently you don't your grandmother very well." Yohji snapped, "Tsukino Megami is my grandmother's best friend and partner in crime."
"How dare you accuse my grandmother of being a criminal!!!" Usagi cried, angrily "Stop this car! I'm not-"
The car jerked to stop in front of a shop. This neighbor looked familiar. Usagi pulled at the handle, to open the car door. It wouldn't budge.
"I'm not accusing Megami-san of anything." Yohji, said quietly, vaguely amused that Usagi didn't noticed that the door was locked. "I know she help, since you're her granddaughter. This scheme was the dragon's doing."
"Dragon?" Usagi questioned still fighting with the door.
"My grandmother, Kuduo Karou...The door is locked, sweetheart."
"Kuduo-san..."Usagi remembered the gray haired lady. Never did she have one single nice thing to say. Even at age twenty, Usagi still remained slightly frightened of the old lady. Wait a minute... "You jerk! Why didn't you tell me?!"
Usagi pulled the lock up, opened the door, and got out. "I don't care what happen last night. I just what a way to fix it, so I don't have to be around a hentai like you." With that said, she slammed the door shut, and stalked across the sidewalk.
"Usagi-chan!" A familiar lilting voice scolded. Usagi focused her confused eyes on the person.
"Grandmother?"
Tsukino Usagi, smiled gently at her oldest grandchild. "Thats no way to talk to your husband, now is it?"
"Told ya so, sweetheart." Yohji smirked, "We've just been played by two little old ladies." Talk about a blow to the male ego.
Usagi's response. "I think I'm going to be sick."
A double blow...
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Sometimes I wonder what I'm thinking when I write this stuff. ;-_-;
Love for Fun
Chapter Two: Last Night's Results...
*************************
A simple sentence pretty much summoned up everything.
"A one night stand, Usagi-san? You continued to surprise me, hime."
Through all the chaos, that little phrase was heard loud and clear, in the vast hotel room. Usagi glared at the man standing in the door. He looked vastly amused at the scene, she was part of. Usagi wished she could hit him with a monkey wrench...She wished she knew what a monkey wrench was. "What are you doing here, Jadeite? Rei-chan?"
"I blew up the kitchen." The former general shrugged.
"Oh?" Usagi replied, taking the long way to get to her jacket to avoid Yohji, who was being surprisingly quiet. "Hentai." she mumbled under her breath, before Rei could answered.
"Only if you want me too, sweetheart." Yohji replied with a smirk, pulling her jacket as well as her bra out of her reach. Despite everything going on around him, he couldn't help continue to tease the blonde. She was so becoming, all riled up.
"Give me that!!!" Usagi shrieked, her nerves completely frayed due to the morning events.
"It'll cost you." Yohji grinned, at her puzzled face. "...One little kiss."
"HENTAI!!!" screeched both girls.
"Anyone lose a button or two?" Came a ragged voice from the floor. "Looks like someone pants buttons. Usagi turned bright red.
"We've must of had a wild time last night, ne sweetheart?" Yohji grinned at the red faced blonde.
"Yuuichirou!!!" Rei barked dropping a piece of paper to smack him, "Shut up!"
"ECCHI!!!" Usagi cried, "I don't like you! You, you ecchi!"
"This is better then watching Zoi and Kunzite fight. By the way, Usagi-chan, nice undergarment." Usagi glared at the former general as she picked up the fallen paper.
"...I love you too, Rei-chan!" exclaimed the delusion rocker as he slumped back to his state of unconsciousness.
"So I take it, you don't want to join me for a nightcap? Ne, Sweetheart?"
"Stay away from Usagi, you you-" Rei yelled rising her fists to protect her princess.
A sudden shrill scream stopped all talk. Usagi glanced at her best friend then to Jadeite, and finally to the honey haired man. In a shaky voice, Usagi asked "Rei-chan what's THIS?!"
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Fujimiya Ran was considering hiring the little old lady, Kuduo Karou.
She was consistently scaring off the rabid fangirls, with her scathing remarks and general grumpiness. For once it was a quiet morning, and he hadn't yell once since the day had started. While Kuduo-san, spread her little black cloud, her cheerful friend handed Ken her credit card and order a dozen of every flower they had in stock. No fangirls and a profitable day. He could get use to this...
A sharp tug at his pant's leg and a loud "Chibi!" made him scowled. Of course this was before the little toddler, obviously the granddaughter of Tsukino-san, arrived. The three year old, apparently thought that he was some sort of playmate of hers.
"Iie."
"Chibi!" Short little arms reached up, a pout on her little face.
"...Iie."
"Iie? *sniff*" Was that tears in her eyes?
Megami, smiled as she talked into her cell phone. "Would you be a dear and watch her? Your friend is already watching my little Shingo-kun." She asked, holding her hand over the mouth piece
Aya glared as the sound of glass shattering reached his ears. Soccer balls will be the death of him. "Add that to my bill. Please? she's no trouble."
"No trouble!!!" The toddler add in her two cents. "No trouble!"
"Just call her Chibi Chibi! Thank You! You're such a sweetie!"
Aya's eye twitched as Chibi Chibi's grandmother waltzed away rambling about calming a rabbit down when it arrived, and asking if something was legal? Did he really look like a sweetie? "Chibi Chibi!" The little girl promptly attached herself to his right leg.
"...Hn."
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She blinked. And she blinked again, hoping that the words on the paper would change. This couldn't be happening to her! Usagi slumped to the ground, fighting back the urge to wail like never before. "This is a joke, it has to be we don't even have rings..."
"Usagi, that's for western style weddings." Rei explained hoping that Usagi wouldn't notice the new piece of jewelry on her ring finger.
"Well someone must have screw it up because you got a nice shiny one right on your hand, Usagi-hime." Jadeite grinned as he ignored the dirty look that Rei sent his way.
Usagi lifted her left hand, ready to deny what her former enemy said was there. Shining brightly, was a simple gold band delicately etched with blossoms. "No. No...it can't be!!! Why me? I didn't do anything to deserve THIS!!! "
"Well don't you have a set of lungs?" Yohji commented as he took the offending paper from the distressed blonde's hand. "Some stranger probably just gave it to you last night. It means-" The playboy's face turned white as the embossed lettering seemed to jump out at him. Numbly he lifted his own his to see if he too, had a matching ring. Sure enough he had one.
A Certificate of Marriage and a wedding ring...Unless there was another Kudou Yohji and Tsukino Usagi somewhere in Tokyo, it meant that they were married...Crap.
For a moment, he wanted to join Usagi on the floor.
"So I take it congratulations are not in order?" Jadeite teased, smirking. He had to be there when End- er...Mamoru found out. He wondered if he could break the bad news to the former prince?
"Shut up!" Rei, exclaimed, hoping that Usagi didn't notice her name at the left hand corner of the certificate. "I sure we can do something about...It can't be real."
"I'M MARRIED TO A HENTAI!!!" Usagi wailed, as Rei tried to comfort her.
"Sweetheart as much as I like you," Yohji replied, "Shut your pretty mouth up, please."
"Don't you talk to her like that!" Rei yelled.
"I said please," Yohji snapped, studying the paper, that mocked his current state of affairs. The blonde's last name caught his eye, as his brain made the connection. "Are you related to Tsukino Megami?"
"Hai," Usagi sniffed. "She's my grandmother." And his grandmother's best friend. Yohji bit back a mouthful of expletives, as the puzzle began to unravel. "Hino Rei?" The violet girl nodded suspiciously. "Sweetheart, your friend here performed the ceremony..."
"NANI???!!!" Immediately Usagi was at his side, demanding the proof. There in black ink was Rei's name. Right next to it, Yuuichirou's name was neatly written as the witness. Her eyes shielded by her bangs, she turned to her friend.
"Usagi-chan?" Rei called out, searching her pockets for her talismans as she step back from the advancing blonde.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"
Usagi launched herself at the priestess, her intent: To kill. "ACK!!!" Both girls went down in a pile of limbs, Usagi still trying to avenge herself. For moment, Yohji stared at the cat fight, wondering if he should tell Usagi that her shirt was coming undone? He decide against it, for two reasons. He want to find out, what his grandmother was up to. Second: Yohji was enjoying the view.
"Kuduo-san?"
Yohji looked at the disheveled manger. The man had quickly ushered the other gawking guests back to their rooms, claiming they were filming an overseas soap opera. The way he said it, sounded as though he been through this before. "There's is a call from you."
"I'm busy right now." Yohji replied as he decide that Rei turning purple wasn't a good thing. Homicide was the last thing they needed today. Gently he tried to pulled Usagi away, but the tiny blonde was surprisingly strong. "Sweetheart, let go before you actually kill her." Well that didn't work. "You're flashing your goods, love." That did.
"Nani?!" Usagi let go to cover her chest. Unable to brace himself, fast enough, both Usagi and Yohji, fell back on the floor, leaving Rei gasping for breath.
"I must've been really drunk not to remember those." Yohji drawled as he looked down at the blonde in his lap. He grinned even, as a small fist connected with the side of his face before Usagi scrambled out of his lap, clutching the folds of her blouse together.
"Kuduo-san, the lady on the phone really insists on talking to you. Now," The manager continued, looking a bit harassed by the voice squawking into his ear. "Hai hai! Kuduo-sama! He's here!"
Yohji took the phone. "I see you still haven't changed, Yohji. Still keeping your elders waiting!"
"Grandmother Kuduo..." Yohji all but grounded out.
"Nice to know you still recognized your only living family. Now come down to where you work, I really don't have anymore time to waste today."
"I'm not working today." Yohji lied, unwilling to cross paths with his grandmother, the dragon.
"Nonsense! The boy with the hunchback, said you were. Tsk tsk, still as irresponsible as ever. Do you or do you not, what to know about your new marriage?!"
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The moments after the call, were a blur. One moment she was in the hotel room, the next Usagi was sitting next to Yohji and speeding down the highway. The man that had teased her mercilessly since waking at his side, was now driving like a mad man. His fingers gripped the steering wheel so tightly, that his knuckles were white. Who ever, had been on the phone, had feel angered him.
"So what do you know about our grandmothers' plan?" Yohji bit, as he cut off a semi-truck as he jerked his car into the right lane.
"What are you talking about? My grandmother? Plan?" Usagi replied, grabbing the dashbroad at a tight turn. "You're nuts! My grandmother is a harmless little old lady."
"Apparently you don't your grandmother very well." Yohji snapped, "Tsukino Megami is my grandmother's best friend and partner in crime."
"How dare you accuse my grandmother of being a criminal!!!" Usagi cried, angrily "Stop this car! I'm not-"
The car jerked to stop in front of a shop. This neighbor looked familiar. Usagi pulled at the handle, to open the car door. It wouldn't budge.
"I'm not accusing Megami-san of anything." Yohji, said quietly, vaguely amused that Usagi didn't noticed that the door was locked. "I know she help, since you're her granddaughter. This scheme was the dragon's doing."
"Dragon?" Usagi questioned still fighting with the door.
"My grandmother, Kuduo Karou...The door is locked, sweetheart."
"Kuduo-san..."Usagi remembered the gray haired lady. Never did she have one single nice thing to say. Even at age twenty, Usagi still remained slightly frightened of the old lady. Wait a minute... "You jerk! Why didn't you tell me?!"
Usagi pulled the lock up, opened the door, and got out. "I don't care what happen last night. I just what a way to fix it, so I don't have to be around a hentai like you." With that said, she slammed the door shut, and stalked across the sidewalk.
"Usagi-chan!" A familiar lilting voice scolded. Usagi focused her confused eyes on the person.
"Grandmother?"
Tsukino Usagi, smiled gently at her oldest grandchild. "Thats no way to talk to your husband, now is it?"
"Told ya so, sweetheart." Yohji smirked, "We've just been played by two little old ladies." Talk about a blow to the male ego.
Usagi's response. "I think I'm going to be sick."
A double blow...
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Sometimes I wonder what I'm thinking when I write this stuff. ;-_-;