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Love for Fun
Chapter Three: Meddling grandmothers
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It was Omi, that noticed their appearance first.
"Yohji-kun! What did you do to Usagi-san?!"
The older man scowled as he entered the flower shop with Usagi in his arms. "I didn't do nothing baka! And how do you know her?" Yohji gently moved the unconscious Usagi's head, so that it rested comfortable against his shoulder.
"Usagi-san is the owner of the shop opening next door!" Ken called out. "I would have thought you spotted someone is pretty as Usagi-san, miles away."
"Ah! Yes, Yohji-kun always had a eye for pretty girls." Megami exclaimed happily, snatching Chibi Chibi away from Aya. As she wrestled away a pair of scissors from the toddler, Megami hoped the no one noticed the scatter strands of red hair on the floor. Really was a inch that much? If he kept his head tilted no one would noticed...
Karou frowned. "I see that you still have no manners, going after everything in a skirt."
"That sounds just about right." Yohji, countered, determined to have the last word. "Though leather pants and a nice pairs of legs are really nice too."
Karou, flushed red with indignation. "I've decide that it time you become respectful, and uphold the Kuduo name!"
"So, that's the reason, you got me married to a complete stranger."
The shop froze at Yohji's words. Aya blinked. Omi tripped over the mop, and into Momue-san, who watch the scene like one watched a soap opera. Ken dropped the potted plants he was carrying, though that wasn't nothing new. Karou, glared at the young men, and Megami had the good grace to blush. Shingo was wise enough to grab Chibi Chibi, his soccer ball and leave before he was caught in the crossfire.
"Usagi-chan, isn't a complete stranger, dearie," Megami spoke up, "You use to pull her pigtails when you two were little. You were such a little darling in short pants!"
At this, Ken tried to cough to conceal his smirk. Just the thought of the Yohji he knew, all dressed up in a school uniform with short pants...The soccer player quickly left the room. "And even then, you were a disgrace to the Kuduo name!" Karou snapped.
"You make it sound important, "Yohji, drawled as the figure in his arms began to stir. Usagi, didn't awake. The blonde just tried to snuggle closer...Yohji didn't see any reason to deny her actions.
Megami stepped in before grandmother and grandson got in to one of their more infamous fight. "Perhaps you would like us to explain."
"That would be appreciated," Aya replied frostily.
"Gee, did they get you married too?" Youji commented sarcastically. "No, they got you a free hair cut!"
Aya glared.
"Well! Don't you just stand there!" Karou snapped at Ken, "Fetch us some tea!" Karou turned to Megami, "See? I told you. No manners. They didn't offer us no tea!"
Megami grinned. "At least they all are very handsome! If I was fifty years younger..."
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They decide to wait for Usagi to awake, seeing how she was the blushing bride.
With smelling salts, and Megami-san's proclamation that 'a lady should never leave home without them.' The wait was no longer than fifteen minutes. The same amount time it took Ken to burn water. and have Omi put on another pot. Then second blue eyes meet green, the blushing bride began to cry.
"IT WASN'T A REALLY BAD DREAM!!!!!" Wailed the blonde. Karou frowned at the young lady. The old lady marched over to her grandson's wife, and with the knowledge of Megami's grandchild was frighten of her, she glared. Usagi quickly stopped her tirade.
"A lady does not act in such a disgraceful manner!" Karou scolded, "Especially a wife. Now start acting like one!"
"Yes ma'am!" Usagi managed to squeak, unknowingly pressing herself closer to Yohji, for safety. The second the older lady's back was turned, Usagi noticed her actions, and jerked away, but not before calling Yohji a "Hentai!!! Ecchi!!! Baka!!!" Each word was punctuated with a slap on the chest or arm.
"Usagi!"
Usagi eeped, and hide behind her new husband. Yohji chuckled. His new wife was as amusing as she was beautiful, but didn't mean he wasn't mad about their grandmothers' action. "Now, do you care to explain?"
Karou scowled, Megami got straight to the point. "We want great grandbabies!"
That statement was as effective as their pervious announcement. Five pair of eyes stared at the harmless looking duo, in disbelief. They could be announcing that Gozilla was Elvis' love child, and they wouldn't have be more shocked. Grandchildren...All this scheming for grandchildren.
"You're joking, right?" Usagi questioned, praying that she heard wrong.
"Iie."
"Why?!" Of all the reasons behind his grandmother's actions. This one was the least expected. Yohji wondered if it was time for Karou to seek care.
"Yeah?" Usagi echoed, "You have Chibi ..."
"Also, we think it's time that you two, settle down." Karou, said sourly, "you're not going to be young forever."
"That's still no reason?!!" Usagi exclaimed. A sudden new thought dawn on her..."My otousan?!"
For a moment Usagi's grandmother looked a little sheepish, "He doesn't know."
"NANI?!!" Usagi turned to Yohji, and in a emotionless voice, offer her condolences.
"Usagi!" Megami scolded, "My darling little Kenji isn't capable of shooting anybody. I'm sure he'll agree it's time you settle down. Just because he shot my billboard idea down, doesn't mean that he will use his shot gun on Yohji. Plus he's overseas with your mother."
"Billboard?!"
"Shotgun?"
Usagi explained first. "My daddy never really likes any of the guys I like, so he has the shotgun."
Yohji grinned. "It wouldn't be the first time."
"It's more like in the hundreds," Ken piped up. Usagi frowned as she looked at Yohji's coworkers. What did they mean by that? Shrugging it off, Usagi looked at her grandmother waiting for an answer.
"Originally I was go to place a personal's ad for you, but I decided that, that just wouldn't do!" Megami explained, "Then I decide that it wouldn't be enough. So I bought a billboard downtown, perfect for advertising."
"Advertising what?"
"Advertising that you're single, available and looking for a young man!" The matriarch of the Tsukino looked quite please with her idea. While Usagi just stared...This really wasn't a good day for her. "Unfortunately your father did not like my idea, he forbade me to go ahead with the idea. He actually forbade me!" Tsukino Megami looked offended, as if Usagi's father had done something insane and not the other way around..."But all is well, that ends well. The next day Karou came by for tea, and she mentioned Yohji and his jobs. I believe you know the rest."
Four pair of eyes gazed at the content little old lady, in disbelief. Not for her antics, but for what she had said. Jobs.
"Still!" Usagi cried, "this isn't fair to either of us! We don't know each other.
"Oh, we know each other, sweetheart," Yohji drawled. "in case you forgotten. We knew each other really well last night."
It took all her willpower to keep from hurling her teacup at him. Usagi glared in Yohji's direction, and noticed he was leering at her like he usually did when, he teased her. He was glaring at his grandmother. What was going on? "This can't be legal," she muttered.
"It is. We checked with that long haired lawyer friend of yours." Karou, snapped. "He should really get a hair cut. Disgraceful."
"Kunzite?!" Usagi's tempered flared, as she silently vowed to kill the former silvered hair general again. This was the generals' way at getting back at her, when she had a teen super heroine. "Then we have to..."
"Annul, the marriage?" Omi offered with a blush, when he noticed Usagi struggling to fine the words.
"Yes."
"We can't," Yohji, replied.
"Why not?" Usagi demanded.
"Last night, sweetheart." Yohji looked down at the crushed look on Usagi's face as it dawned on her. He found himself just wanting to hold her, and comfort her, of course his mouth didn't get the idea. "If you need a reminder, I'll be happy to remind you..."
"HENTAI!!!" Usagi, once again was hitting him with her small fists, demanding a divorce. Yohji wisely kept his mouth shut. He was having far too much fun.
"Before you consider divorce, we have an offer." Karou announced. The grumpy old lady waited until all eyes were on her. "One year."
"One year, what?"
"One year, the two of you agree to live as man and wife, to see you two will make a fine match..."
"To fall in love." Megami added in.
"And we'll take your secrets to our graves."
That small sentence had everyone on guard. How could two busybodies at the ripe old seventy-something know their secrets. "How much do you know?" Yohji, questioned.
"Everything."
"You can't prove anything" Usagi exclaimed, saying it mostly to comfort herself.
"With money, you can." In the background Aya left, and Omi quickly followed muttering something about hiding katanas.
"What do we get out of this?" Yohji spoke up.
"Beside, keeping your secrets?" Karou, retorted. "What could you possibly want from me? I believe that you did not want to follow your dear father's footsteps and learn the family business."
"Usagi gets my jewelry!" Megami chirped, eyes bright with memories. "My diamond brooch will look so lovely on you...*sniff* You'll look so grown up."
"Megami! Don't start." Karou scowled, "Sixty years and she's still the same" She looked at their grandchildren. "Now, I'll take it you'll agree."
Yohji, shrugged. There were worst things than being married to a gorgeous blonde. Usagi, on the other hand, didn't agree. "IIE! I don't care if you tell the world that I was Sailor Moon! I'm not staying with that ecchi!!!"
Megami didn't miss a step, "But what about your friends, darling?"
"You're Sailor Moon?!"
"About that miniskirt...Would you wear it, around the house?"
Usagi, ignored everything as she resigned herself to her fate. "I'll be at my shop." Manga will make her feel better.
"Why don't you just use that door?" Karou snapped.
"That wasn't there this morning?!" Omi exclaimed as he stared at the newly installed door.
"Of course not! I just gave the order, when we were downstairs waiting for the newlyweds." Megami explained, "It leads straight into your flat, Usagi-chan."
"Well didn't you just think of everything," Usagi muttered as she jerked opened the door, "It's decorated too, why am I not surprised."
"Yohji-kun's stuff has already been moved into your bedroom."
Usagi stiffen and awaited for her 'husband' to comment. Instead, she heard Ken's voice over her shoulder. "Wow! Look at that big screen TV!" Imagines of watching his favorite sport on the giant screen filled Ken's head, as he was the first to walk into the flat.
"Want me to carry you over the threshold, sweetheart." Yohji, whispered in her ear. Without waiting for her answer, he scooped her up into his arms.
"Put me down!" Usagi hissed. Yohji pulled her closer.
"How romantic!" Her grandmother, gushed pulling out a small camera from her large purse. "You two look so lovely together."
Karou scowled, at the couple, before replying, "I wish you luck, blondie."
"Young man!" Megami exclaimed. Ken nodded distractedly. He found a sports channel, and was currently glue to Usagi's TV. "It's time to leave the lovebirds alone."
"They're life-size..."
"Hai ...I have one being deliver for you handsome little boys!" Megami announced.
Soon, everyone was gone leaving Usagi and Yohji alone. Yohji, grinned down at his petite wife. "So what do you want to do now, honey?"
Usagi took on look at her husband, and marched into the bedroom, slamming the door behind her. The door opened briefly, for Usagi to toss out a pillow and blanket out. Yohji picked them up, chuckling perfectly confident that he would soon be sleeping beside a certain bunny. After all what woman could resist Kuduo Yohji for long. But first things first. Yohji held up the blanket, "pink?"
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Once Karou and Megami, were in Megami's car and on their way, Karou waited until the driver was driving . Karou turned to her oldest and dearest friend, "Megami did you know that Usagi was Sailor Moon?"
"No," Megami answered. "I really must have a talk with her about that skirt. Very improper for a lady. Karou..." She paused for a second, "What is Yohji-kun's secret?"
"I don't know," Karou, snapped," That boy just gets into too much trouble, I figured he was hiding something."
"Oh..."
"But they don't need to know that."
"I agree."
"We'll check on them next week."
"I'll make them brownies for the visit!"
"Megami, I believe you forgot your grandchildren again..."
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Now what does everyone think of the grandmothers? I like them! ^__^
Love for Fun
Chapter Three: Meddling grandmothers
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It was Omi, that noticed their appearance first.
"Yohji-kun! What did you do to Usagi-san?!"
The older man scowled as he entered the flower shop with Usagi in his arms. "I didn't do nothing baka! And how do you know her?" Yohji gently moved the unconscious Usagi's head, so that it rested comfortable against his shoulder.
"Usagi-san is the owner of the shop opening next door!" Ken called out. "I would have thought you spotted someone is pretty as Usagi-san, miles away."
"Ah! Yes, Yohji-kun always had a eye for pretty girls." Megami exclaimed happily, snatching Chibi Chibi away from Aya. As she wrestled away a pair of scissors from the toddler, Megami hoped the no one noticed the scatter strands of red hair on the floor. Really was a inch that much? If he kept his head tilted no one would noticed...
Karou frowned. "I see that you still have no manners, going after everything in a skirt."
"That sounds just about right." Yohji, countered, determined to have the last word. "Though leather pants and a nice pairs of legs are really nice too."
Karou, flushed red with indignation. "I've decide that it time you become respectful, and uphold the Kuduo name!"
"So, that's the reason, you got me married to a complete stranger."
The shop froze at Yohji's words. Aya blinked. Omi tripped over the mop, and into Momue-san, who watch the scene like one watched a soap opera. Ken dropped the potted plants he was carrying, though that wasn't nothing new. Karou, glared at the young men, and Megami had the good grace to blush. Shingo was wise enough to grab Chibi Chibi, his soccer ball and leave before he was caught in the crossfire.
"Usagi-chan, isn't a complete stranger, dearie," Megami spoke up, "You use to pull her pigtails when you two were little. You were such a little darling in short pants!"
At this, Ken tried to cough to conceal his smirk. Just the thought of the Yohji he knew, all dressed up in a school uniform with short pants...The soccer player quickly left the room. "And even then, you were a disgrace to the Kuduo name!" Karou snapped.
"You make it sound important, "Yohji, drawled as the figure in his arms began to stir. Usagi, didn't awake. The blonde just tried to snuggle closer...Yohji didn't see any reason to deny her actions.
Megami stepped in before grandmother and grandson got in to one of their more infamous fight. "Perhaps you would like us to explain."
"That would be appreciated," Aya replied frostily.
"Gee, did they get you married too?" Youji commented sarcastically. "No, they got you a free hair cut!"
Aya glared.
"Well! Don't you just stand there!" Karou snapped at Ken, "Fetch us some tea!" Karou turned to Megami, "See? I told you. No manners. They didn't offer us no tea!"
Megami grinned. "At least they all are very handsome! If I was fifty years younger..."
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They decide to wait for Usagi to awake, seeing how she was the blushing bride.
With smelling salts, and Megami-san's proclamation that 'a lady should never leave home without them.' The wait was no longer than fifteen minutes. The same amount time it took Ken to burn water. and have Omi put on another pot. Then second blue eyes meet green, the blushing bride began to cry.
"IT WASN'T A REALLY BAD DREAM!!!!!" Wailed the blonde. Karou frowned at the young lady. The old lady marched over to her grandson's wife, and with the knowledge of Megami's grandchild was frighten of her, she glared. Usagi quickly stopped her tirade.
"A lady does not act in such a disgraceful manner!" Karou scolded, "Especially a wife. Now start acting like one!"
"Yes ma'am!" Usagi managed to squeak, unknowingly pressing herself closer to Yohji, for safety. The second the older lady's back was turned, Usagi noticed her actions, and jerked away, but not before calling Yohji a "Hentai!!! Ecchi!!! Baka!!!" Each word was punctuated with a slap on the chest or arm.
"Usagi!"
Usagi eeped, and hide behind her new husband. Yohji chuckled. His new wife was as amusing as she was beautiful, but didn't mean he wasn't mad about their grandmothers' action. "Now, do you care to explain?"
Karou scowled, Megami got straight to the point. "We want great grandbabies!"
That statement was as effective as their pervious announcement. Five pair of eyes stared at the harmless looking duo, in disbelief. They could be announcing that Gozilla was Elvis' love child, and they wouldn't have be more shocked. Grandchildren...All this scheming for grandchildren.
"You're joking, right?" Usagi questioned, praying that she heard wrong.
"Iie."
"Why?!" Of all the reasons behind his grandmother's actions. This one was the least expected. Yohji wondered if it was time for Karou to seek care.
"Yeah?" Usagi echoed, "You have Chibi ..."
"Also, we think it's time that you two, settle down." Karou, said sourly, "you're not going to be young forever."
"That's still no reason?!!" Usagi exclaimed. A sudden new thought dawn on her..."My otousan?!"
For a moment Usagi's grandmother looked a little sheepish, "He doesn't know."
"NANI?!!" Usagi turned to Yohji, and in a emotionless voice, offer her condolences.
"Usagi!" Megami scolded, "My darling little Kenji isn't capable of shooting anybody. I'm sure he'll agree it's time you settle down. Just because he shot my billboard idea down, doesn't mean that he will use his shot gun on Yohji. Plus he's overseas with your mother."
"Billboard?!"
"Shotgun?"
Usagi explained first. "My daddy never really likes any of the guys I like, so he has the shotgun."
Yohji grinned. "It wouldn't be the first time."
"It's more like in the hundreds," Ken piped up. Usagi frowned as she looked at Yohji's coworkers. What did they mean by that? Shrugging it off, Usagi looked at her grandmother waiting for an answer.
"Originally I was go to place a personal's ad for you, but I decided that, that just wouldn't do!" Megami explained, "Then I decide that it wouldn't be enough. So I bought a billboard downtown, perfect for advertising."
"Advertising what?"
"Advertising that you're single, available and looking for a young man!" The matriarch of the Tsukino looked quite please with her idea. While Usagi just stared...This really wasn't a good day for her. "Unfortunately your father did not like my idea, he forbade me to go ahead with the idea. He actually forbade me!" Tsukino Megami looked offended, as if Usagi's father had done something insane and not the other way around..."But all is well, that ends well. The next day Karou came by for tea, and she mentioned Yohji and his jobs. I believe you know the rest."
Four pair of eyes gazed at the content little old lady, in disbelief. Not for her antics, but for what she had said. Jobs.
"Still!" Usagi cried, "this isn't fair to either of us! We don't know each other.
"Oh, we know each other, sweetheart," Yohji drawled. "in case you forgotten. We knew each other really well last night."
It took all her willpower to keep from hurling her teacup at him. Usagi glared in Yohji's direction, and noticed he was leering at her like he usually did when, he teased her. He was glaring at his grandmother. What was going on? "This can't be legal," she muttered.
"It is. We checked with that long haired lawyer friend of yours." Karou, snapped. "He should really get a hair cut. Disgraceful."
"Kunzite?!" Usagi's tempered flared, as she silently vowed to kill the former silvered hair general again. This was the generals' way at getting back at her, when she had a teen super heroine. "Then we have to..."
"Annul, the marriage?" Omi offered with a blush, when he noticed Usagi struggling to fine the words.
"Yes."
"We can't," Yohji, replied.
"Why not?" Usagi demanded.
"Last night, sweetheart." Yohji looked down at the crushed look on Usagi's face as it dawned on her. He found himself just wanting to hold her, and comfort her, of course his mouth didn't get the idea. "If you need a reminder, I'll be happy to remind you..."
"HENTAI!!!" Usagi, once again was hitting him with her small fists, demanding a divorce. Yohji wisely kept his mouth shut. He was having far too much fun.
"Before you consider divorce, we have an offer." Karou announced. The grumpy old lady waited until all eyes were on her. "One year."
"One year, what?"
"One year, the two of you agree to live as man and wife, to see you two will make a fine match..."
"To fall in love." Megami added in.
"And we'll take your secrets to our graves."
That small sentence had everyone on guard. How could two busybodies at the ripe old seventy-something know their secrets. "How much do you know?" Yohji, questioned.
"Everything."
"You can't prove anything" Usagi exclaimed, saying it mostly to comfort herself.
"With money, you can." In the background Aya left, and Omi quickly followed muttering something about hiding katanas.
"What do we get out of this?" Yohji spoke up.
"Beside, keeping your secrets?" Karou, retorted. "What could you possibly want from me? I believe that you did not want to follow your dear father's footsteps and learn the family business."
"Usagi gets my jewelry!" Megami chirped, eyes bright with memories. "My diamond brooch will look so lovely on you...*sniff* You'll look so grown up."
"Megami! Don't start." Karou scowled, "Sixty years and she's still the same" She looked at their grandchildren. "Now, I'll take it you'll agree."
Yohji, shrugged. There were worst things than being married to a gorgeous blonde. Usagi, on the other hand, didn't agree. "IIE! I don't care if you tell the world that I was Sailor Moon! I'm not staying with that ecchi!!!"
Megami didn't miss a step, "But what about your friends, darling?"
"You're Sailor Moon?!"
"About that miniskirt...Would you wear it, around the house?"
Usagi, ignored everything as she resigned herself to her fate. "I'll be at my shop." Manga will make her feel better.
"Why don't you just use that door?" Karou snapped.
"That wasn't there this morning?!" Omi exclaimed as he stared at the newly installed door.
"Of course not! I just gave the order, when we were downstairs waiting for the newlyweds." Megami explained, "It leads straight into your flat, Usagi-chan."
"Well didn't you just think of everything," Usagi muttered as she jerked opened the door, "It's decorated too, why am I not surprised."
"Yohji-kun's stuff has already been moved into your bedroom."
Usagi stiffen and awaited for her 'husband' to comment. Instead, she heard Ken's voice over her shoulder. "Wow! Look at that big screen TV!" Imagines of watching his favorite sport on the giant screen filled Ken's head, as he was the first to walk into the flat.
"Want me to carry you over the threshold, sweetheart." Yohji, whispered in her ear. Without waiting for her answer, he scooped her up into his arms.
"Put me down!" Usagi hissed. Yohji pulled her closer.
"How romantic!" Her grandmother, gushed pulling out a small camera from her large purse. "You two look so lovely together."
Karou scowled, at the couple, before replying, "I wish you luck, blondie."
"Young man!" Megami exclaimed. Ken nodded distractedly. He found a sports channel, and was currently glue to Usagi's TV. "It's time to leave the lovebirds alone."
"They're life-size..."
"Hai ...I have one being deliver for you handsome little boys!" Megami announced.
Soon, everyone was gone leaving Usagi and Yohji alone. Yohji, grinned down at his petite wife. "So what do you want to do now, honey?"
Usagi took on look at her husband, and marched into the bedroom, slamming the door behind her. The door opened briefly, for Usagi to toss out a pillow and blanket out. Yohji picked them up, chuckling perfectly confident that he would soon be sleeping beside a certain bunny. After all what woman could resist Kuduo Yohji for long. But first things first. Yohji held up the blanket, "pink?"
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Once Karou and Megami, were in Megami's car and on their way, Karou waited until the driver was driving . Karou turned to her oldest and dearest friend, "Megami did you know that Usagi was Sailor Moon?"
"No," Megami answered. "I really must have a talk with her about that skirt. Very improper for a lady. Karou..." She paused for a second, "What is Yohji-kun's secret?"
"I don't know," Karou, snapped," That boy just gets into too much trouble, I figured he was hiding something."
"Oh..."
"But they don't need to know that."
"I agree."
"We'll check on them next week."
"I'll make them brownies for the visit!"
"Megami, I believe you forgot your grandchildren again..."
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Now what does everyone think of the grandmothers? I like them! ^__^