There once was a newsie named Spot.

All the girls loved him a lot.

Alicia he married.

Four kids they carried.

And now the girls do love him not.



There once was a newsie named Blink.

Who wasn't as blind as you'd think.

The truth (this is smashing)

Is he thought it made him dashing

Though at girls, he can't even wink.

(it being his patch)



There was a newsie named Davey.

Who always consumed lots of gravy

He ate many a plate

And soon became overweight!

..No wonder they kicked him out of the navy..



There was a newsie named Racetrack.

All the scabs, he liked to attack.

Although he was fifteen

He sure was very keen

Sure had a great punch he could pack.



There once was a newsie named Evan.

Who worked at seven-eleven

Crutchy was his nick

Man, that boy was slick!

He could even talk his way into heaven.