MMX 6: Why? by Chadius
PS Every character is copyrighted by Capcom. But since I'm making a parody of it, they have no legal recourse. And since I wrote this story, it is my copyrighted story. OK, I'm done with the legal crud. Enjoy the story... IF YOU CAN!!
It has been three weeks since the destruction of Sigma. The reploids have worked hard to restore the planet to its former glory, but things are tough.
X is having a dream. He and Alia are lying on a bed, and are in a warm embrace.
Alia: You're so cool, X. With your flying Falcon armor, and the superb Fourth armor.
X: Don't forget about the Ultimate armor, babe. And I've got the saber.
Alia: And the saber? Oh yes, you're perfect X! I want you! Want you NOW!
X: Hehe....
Alia: Oh yes! I'll go through the List of Depraved Sexual Acts with you X!
X: Allright... Wait. Reploids can't have sex!
?: Sure they can. But you have to find the right buttons.
X: Zero?
Alia: Zero! (Pushes X out of the way, grabs Zero)
X: Zero! You can even ruin my dreams from beyond the grave? Damn you!
Zero: X, there are more important things than - Alia, let go of that. Ahem. Now that I'm gone, it's up to you to save the world. It will be tough without me, but I'm sure that you can ALIA STOP RUBBING DOWN THERE! Go away, you're annoying.
Alia dissapears in a puff of smoke.
X: You even have the power to destroy my dream babes? Is there any force in this universe that can stop you?
Zero: Hmmm... no.
X: Oh, it doesn't matter. I have the source of your power! (Whoops out Zero's Z-Saber.) It's the "X"-Saber now! To the Xtreme (Wails out on a guitar.)
Zero: It will take more than a sword to be like me. See you later X.
X: Dammit Zero! You can't win anymore! I'm the cooler one! I'm the cooler one! People like me more...
X collapses and sobs.
Meanwhile, he hears Alia calling his name...
PS Every character is copyrighted by Capcom. But since I'm making a parody of it, they have no legal recourse. And since I wrote this story, it is my copyrighted story. OK, I'm done with the legal crud. Enjoy the story... IF YOU CAN!!
It has been three weeks since the destruction of Sigma. The reploids have worked hard to restore the planet to its former glory, but things are tough.
X is having a dream. He and Alia are lying on a bed, and are in a warm embrace.
Alia: You're so cool, X. With your flying Falcon armor, and the superb Fourth armor.
X: Don't forget about the Ultimate armor, babe. And I've got the saber.
Alia: And the saber? Oh yes, you're perfect X! I want you! Want you NOW!
X: Hehe....
Alia: Oh yes! I'll go through the List of Depraved Sexual Acts with you X!
X: Allright... Wait. Reploids can't have sex!
?: Sure they can. But you have to find the right buttons.
X: Zero?
Alia: Zero! (Pushes X out of the way, grabs Zero)
X: Zero! You can even ruin my dreams from beyond the grave? Damn you!
Zero: X, there are more important things than - Alia, let go of that. Ahem. Now that I'm gone, it's up to you to save the world. It will be tough without me, but I'm sure that you can ALIA STOP RUBBING DOWN THERE! Go away, you're annoying.
Alia dissapears in a puff of smoke.
X: You even have the power to destroy my dream babes? Is there any force in this universe that can stop you?
Zero: Hmmm... no.
X: Oh, it doesn't matter. I have the source of your power! (Whoops out Zero's Z-Saber.) It's the "X"-Saber now! To the Xtreme (Wails out on a guitar.)
Zero: It will take more than a sword to be like me. See you later X.
X: Dammit Zero! You can't win anymore! I'm the cooler one! I'm the cooler one! People like me more...
X collapses and sobs.
Meanwhile, he hears Alia calling his name...