MMX 6 by Chadius
Capcom owns Characters. I own story. Blah blah blah.
Kudos for the anonymous review, BTB.
Chapter 3 - Double Wield
X finally wakes up, and Alia is staring at him.
Alia: X! X!
X: Iku iku!
(Alia stares at X, absolutely disgusted.)
X: I mean, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Alia continues to stare at X.
X: I mean, I'm awake. What's up?
Alia: There's a gigantic robot wreaking havoc, and the regular Hunters can't do the job.
X: Time to suit up, then. By the way Alia, do you like my long, thick saber?
Alia (crosses arms, gives X the evil eye): Did you yank Zero's saber from his corpse?
X: (shifts eyes) No. I took it so I could remember him. Do you like how big it is?
Alia: (Ignoring him) I'll get your Falcon Armor ready.
READY?
X teleports in.
X: All right, time to fly!
X jumps, activates the boosters, and zips forward for about half a second. He crashes into the ground.
Alia: Because I had to repair your Falcon Armor so quickly, its dash function is incomplete.
X: You mean... I can't fly.
Alia: Right.
X: Great. So now I can't fly. The charge up beam for this armor (fires small weenie shot) really sucks too. But that's OK, because I have (takes out the Z-Saber)
the "X"-saber! (Wails heavily on a guitar)
X runs up to an enemy.
X: EAT BLADE AND DIE!
X performs one overhanded swing.
X: Armor... so... heavy... can't swing... easily...
Enemy pushes him off a cliff.
X: Ack! Fly away!
X dashes into the wall. THUD
X: Right. Can't fly.
X falls to his demise.
READY?
X: So the saber isn't good because my spiffy armor wasn't designed for swordplay. Well, as long as I have my weiner shot... *sniff* this sucks!
X falls to his knees, crying.
Capcom owns Characters. I own story. Blah blah blah.
Kudos for the anonymous review, BTB.
Chapter 3 - Double Wield
X finally wakes up, and Alia is staring at him.
Alia: X! X!
X: Iku iku!
(Alia stares at X, absolutely disgusted.)
X: I mean, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Alia continues to stare at X.
X: I mean, I'm awake. What's up?
Alia: There's a gigantic robot wreaking havoc, and the regular Hunters can't do the job.
X: Time to suit up, then. By the way Alia, do you like my long, thick saber?
Alia (crosses arms, gives X the evil eye): Did you yank Zero's saber from his corpse?
X: (shifts eyes) No. I took it so I could remember him. Do you like how big it is?
Alia: (Ignoring him) I'll get your Falcon Armor ready.
READY?
X teleports in.
X: All right, time to fly!
X jumps, activates the boosters, and zips forward for about half a second. He crashes into the ground.
Alia: Because I had to repair your Falcon Armor so quickly, its dash function is incomplete.
X: You mean... I can't fly.
Alia: Right.
X: Great. So now I can't fly. The charge up beam for this armor (fires small weenie shot) really sucks too. But that's OK, because I have (takes out the Z-Saber)
the "X"-saber! (Wails heavily on a guitar)
X runs up to an enemy.
X: EAT BLADE AND DIE!
X performs one overhanded swing.
X: Armor... so... heavy... can't swing... easily...
Enemy pushes him off a cliff.
X: Ack! Fly away!
X dashes into the wall. THUD
X: Right. Can't fly.
X falls to his demise.
READY?
X: So the saber isn't good because my spiffy armor wasn't designed for swordplay. Well, as long as I have my weiner shot... *sniff* this sucks!
X falls to his knees, crying.