Mega Man X 6: Why? by Chadius
Yes, X died in the last chapter. That's what extra lives are for!
Chapter 4 - Zero?
X meets the Maverick Hunters who sent the distress beacon.
X: Hello friends. I, X, have responded to your distress call.
Hunter A: X! There's a giant robot that suddenly reactivated. It really messed us up before we could crawl away.
X: Don't worry. When I was your age, I too got my ass kicked by weakling robots. You'll get better as time passes. Of course, you won't be as good as I am, but...
Hunter B: There seemed to be a transmitter of some kind sending radio waves at the robot. Maybe if you destroy it...
X: Right. I'll toast that piece of scrap metal. You guys should return to base.
Hunter B: But if you destroy the transmitter, it should be easy to -
X steps through the shutter.
WARNING!!!!
A small robot shoots radio waves at the robot, reactivating it.
X: Want a fight, huh? Well, even if I do have this now crappy armor, you still have to face the might of -
The robot slams X into the wall.
X: That's it. Eat my WEINER SHOT! (X Fires.) And again! (The shot doesn't damage the robot.) Umm...
X is blown sky high by the robot's bomb.
X: It's not getting hurt. My shots do nothing against it.
Suddenly, a purple figure falls from the sky. The figure forms a strange saber from its hands, and destroys the radio wave robot. The large robot falls to the ground, lifeless.
X: ...Zero?
The purple figure floats away. Another reploid floats in from above.
X: ...Black Armor Zero?
?: High Max... I am called...
X: Why did you speak backwards?
High Max: ...Did you see Zero or not?
X: Yeah, I saw him. Why are you so interested in him?
High Max: Because.... Zero is my-
X: Four dots? Yuck! We just met, buddy.
High Max: He's mine, not yours! I'll kill you to prove it!
X's weiner shots are useless against High Max's weaponry. X desperately goes to plan B.
High Max: This is pathetic. Stop kicking me, it's not damaging me.
X: Maybe this button's your self-destruct button. Or this one. Or this one.
High Max punches X.
High Max: Sorry, reflexes. Seriously, stop pushing my buttons-
High Max kicks X into a wall.
High Max: You are not wanted... keep away from MY Zero! (Flies away.)
Yes, X died in the last chapter. That's what extra lives are for!
Chapter 4 - Zero?
X meets the Maverick Hunters who sent the distress beacon.
X: Hello friends. I, X, have responded to your distress call.
Hunter A: X! There's a giant robot that suddenly reactivated. It really messed us up before we could crawl away.
X: Don't worry. When I was your age, I too got my ass kicked by weakling robots. You'll get better as time passes. Of course, you won't be as good as I am, but...
Hunter B: There seemed to be a transmitter of some kind sending radio waves at the robot. Maybe if you destroy it...
X: Right. I'll toast that piece of scrap metal. You guys should return to base.
Hunter B: But if you destroy the transmitter, it should be easy to -
X steps through the shutter.
WARNING!!!!
A small robot shoots radio waves at the robot, reactivating it.
X: Want a fight, huh? Well, even if I do have this now crappy armor, you still have to face the might of -
The robot slams X into the wall.
X: That's it. Eat my WEINER SHOT! (X Fires.) And again! (The shot doesn't damage the robot.) Umm...
X is blown sky high by the robot's bomb.
X: It's not getting hurt. My shots do nothing against it.
Suddenly, a purple figure falls from the sky. The figure forms a strange saber from its hands, and destroys the radio wave robot. The large robot falls to the ground, lifeless.
X: ...Zero?
The purple figure floats away. Another reploid floats in from above.
X: ...Black Armor Zero?
?: High Max... I am called...
X: Why did you speak backwards?
High Max: ...Did you see Zero or not?
X: Yeah, I saw him. Why are you so interested in him?
High Max: Because.... Zero is my-
X: Four dots? Yuck! We just met, buddy.
High Max: He's mine, not yours! I'll kill you to prove it!
X's weiner shots are useless against High Max's weaponry. X desperately goes to plan B.
High Max: This is pathetic. Stop kicking me, it's not damaging me.
X: Maybe this button's your self-destruct button. Or this one. Or this one.
High Max punches X.
High Max: Sorry, reflexes. Seriously, stop pushing my buttons-
High Max kicks X into a wall.
High Max: You are not wanted... keep away from MY Zero! (Flies away.)