MMX 6 by Chad Serrant
Chapter 6 - That's not a tentacle!
READY? X arrives in the Amazon Area.
X: Damnit. Well, time to bust up some badass.
X runs into a praying mantis robot. He blows the skin off, but it regenerates a few seconds later.
X: Is my weiner shot the problem? Oh wait, I'll just fly over it.
X dashes right into the mantis. The mantis responds by gutting him and throwing him into a floor of spikes.
READY?
X: Right, I can't fly with this armor anymore. I'll just avoid it, then.
X (finally) ignores the enemies until he notices a reploid. A strange tentacle monster is floating nearby it.
X: Wait, they're both floating in mid-air.
Reploid: Help!
X: Wait, you're in an enclosed square. How do I get inside?
Reploid: Help!
X: ...You wanna say something else?
Reploid: Help!
X: This is NOT Final Fantasy X.
X: X! Xtreme! (wails on guitar)
Floating tentacle monster approaches civilian reploid.
Reploid: Help!
X: I can't reach ya. But that tentacle monster can't, either.
Tentacle monster goes through the wall.
X: WHAT?
Reploid: Help!
X: Note to idiot: open the door! The switch is right next to you!
Reploid: Help!
Tentacle monster loops its tentacles around the reploid.
Tentacle monster: ....
X: Hey, wait a sec... that's not a tentacle! Oh god NO!
The reploid is converted into an evil robot, who fires at X relentlessly.
X: ... Nothing I could do. Yup, that's it... I am only one Reploid... I can only do so much.
Hundreds of converted reploids fire at X.
X: Ow, ow ow ow... I'm going for the boss now.
X runs for his life, using his weiner shot to its fullest extent.
Chapter 6 - That's not a tentacle!
READY? X arrives in the Amazon Area.
X: Damnit. Well, time to bust up some badass.
X runs into a praying mantis robot. He blows the skin off, but it regenerates a few seconds later.
X: Is my weiner shot the problem? Oh wait, I'll just fly over it.
X dashes right into the mantis. The mantis responds by gutting him and throwing him into a floor of spikes.
READY?
X: Right, I can't fly with this armor anymore. I'll just avoid it, then.
X (finally) ignores the enemies until he notices a reploid. A strange tentacle monster is floating nearby it.
X: Wait, they're both floating in mid-air.
Reploid: Help!
X: Wait, you're in an enclosed square. How do I get inside?
Reploid: Help!
X: ...You wanna say something else?
Reploid: Help!
X: This is NOT Final Fantasy X.
X: X! Xtreme! (wails on guitar)
Floating tentacle monster approaches civilian reploid.
Reploid: Help!
X: I can't reach ya. But that tentacle monster can't, either.
Tentacle monster goes through the wall.
X: WHAT?
Reploid: Help!
X: Note to idiot: open the door! The switch is right next to you!
Reploid: Help!
Tentacle monster loops its tentacles around the reploid.
Tentacle monster: ....
X: Hey, wait a sec... that's not a tentacle! Oh god NO!
The reploid is converted into an evil robot, who fires at X relentlessly.
X: ... Nothing I could do. Yup, that's it... I am only one Reploid... I can only do so much.
Hundreds of converted reploids fire at X.
X: Ow, ow ow ow... I'm going for the boss now.
X runs for his life, using his weiner shot to its fullest extent.