Narrator: And now we present to you X, and his best friend Zero.
(applause)
X: Welcome to episode 7 of our series, "Mega Man X 6: Why?"
(more applause)
Zero: Just in case-
(audience cheers madly for Zero, often calling out his name. Several hours later, the audience collapses from exhaustion. Coarse cries of "zero..." are still audible from the audience.)
Zero: Like I was SAYING, just in case you're wondering, last night's episode was cancelled due to... oh come on.
X: Zero, just read the cue card.
Zero: No way. I'm not gonna say that. No matter what kind of excuse he makes up, the author was just lazy.
X: Umm... he's kidding folks.
Zero: No I'm not. You hear me, Chadius? YOU WERE LAZY!!!
(Suddenly, a man from the audience runs up to Zero. He proceeds to tackle and choke him.)
Mystery man, definently NOT the author: Call ME lazy, will ya? (looks at audience. Blinks, looks at camera.) Turn that DANG THING OFF!
(The display quickly switches to a color test.)
Narrator: Ahem... The preshow seems to be experiencing... technical difficulties. Without further delay, we bring you:
Chapter 7 - Boobies
X (finally) makes it to the boss' shutter.
X: OK, let's see this guy...
WARNING!!!!
Commander Yammark enters the room. He looks pretty much like a dragonfly, except the "eyes" are on top of his helmet.
X: ...Hehe... Boobs... hehe...
Yammark: ...Um...I don't know what you're talking about.
X: Your helmet... Boobs...
Yammark: Geez, you're immature.
X: Boobhead. Hehe, Boobyhead.
Yammark: WHAT?
X: BooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooBOOB!
Yammark: ...I see we're going to be enemies from now on.
Yammark summons dragonflies. They fire at X continuously.
X: Well, they're dealing pidly amounts of damage to me, so I think I'll just IGNORE them.
X blows Yammark away.
X: Well, that was stupid. Gimme your power, boobie.
Yammar Option - Dragonflies help you on offense and defense.
X: Flies... Right... They'll do wonders for me... I'll be "unstoppable" now that I have dragonflies... Of course...
A green orb falls from above.
X: What the? Oh well, back to hunter base you go!
X returns to the Hunter Base.
Alia: Wow! You got some nightmare soul!
X: Huh?
Alia: That green orb you're carrying.
X: Oh.
Alia: Um... How should I describe it...
X: Points.
Alia: No, points are a thing of the past. We "next-gen" games don't use them anymore...
X: POINTS!
Alia: Nightmare Soul can increase your ranking.
X: Hey, just like points!
Alia: Umm, maybe. But nightmare soul is much cooler than points. So they can't be called points!
X: This point system really sucks, you know. At any rate, I'm heading to Infinity Mijinion's stage next.
(applause)
X: Welcome to episode 7 of our series, "Mega Man X 6: Why?"
(more applause)
Zero: Just in case-
(audience cheers madly for Zero, often calling out his name. Several hours later, the audience collapses from exhaustion. Coarse cries of "zero..." are still audible from the audience.)
Zero: Like I was SAYING, just in case you're wondering, last night's episode was cancelled due to... oh come on.
X: Zero, just read the cue card.
Zero: No way. I'm not gonna say that. No matter what kind of excuse he makes up, the author was just lazy.
X: Umm... he's kidding folks.
Zero: No I'm not. You hear me, Chadius? YOU WERE LAZY!!!
(Suddenly, a man from the audience runs up to Zero. He proceeds to tackle and choke him.)
Mystery man, definently NOT the author: Call ME lazy, will ya? (looks at audience. Blinks, looks at camera.) Turn that DANG THING OFF!
(The display quickly switches to a color test.)
Narrator: Ahem... The preshow seems to be experiencing... technical difficulties. Without further delay, we bring you:
Chapter 7 - Boobies
X (finally) makes it to the boss' shutter.
X: OK, let's see this guy...
WARNING!!!!
Commander Yammark enters the room. He looks pretty much like a dragonfly, except the "eyes" are on top of his helmet.
X: ...Hehe... Boobs... hehe...
Yammark: ...Um...I don't know what you're talking about.
X: Your helmet... Boobs...
Yammark: Geez, you're immature.
X: Boobhead. Hehe, Boobyhead.
Yammark: WHAT?
X: BooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooboobooBOOB!
Yammark: ...I see we're going to be enemies from now on.
Yammark summons dragonflies. They fire at X continuously.
X: Well, they're dealing pidly amounts of damage to me, so I think I'll just IGNORE them.
X blows Yammark away.
X: Well, that was stupid. Gimme your power, boobie.
Yammar Option - Dragonflies help you on offense and defense.
X: Flies... Right... They'll do wonders for me... I'll be "unstoppable" now that I have dragonflies... Of course...
A green orb falls from above.
X: What the? Oh well, back to hunter base you go!
X returns to the Hunter Base.
Alia: Wow! You got some nightmare soul!
X: Huh?
Alia: That green orb you're carrying.
X: Oh.
Alia: Um... How should I describe it...
X: Points.
Alia: No, points are a thing of the past. We "next-gen" games don't use them anymore...
X: POINTS!
Alia: Nightmare Soul can increase your ranking.
X: Hey, just like points!
Alia: Umm, maybe. But nightmare soul is much cooler than points. So they can't be called points!
X: This point system really sucks, you know. At any rate, I'm heading to Infinity Mijinion's stage next.