Mega Man X 6: Why? by Chadius
Radio Station DJ: Hello, who is this?
NON-AUTHOR: Hey, this Chadi- umm, Guy.
DJ: Guess what Chadiguy, you're up to episode 8!
NON-AUTHOR: Yeah! I'm the best author- umm, itis Guy in the world! I'd like to give a shoutout to all of those who reviewed my fanfi- umm, ficulosis. Keep 'em coming!
DJ: Authoritis? Fanficulosis? That was a terrible attempt to hide it. We all know who you are.
Chapter 8 - Zero!
X enters the Weapon Testing stage. A large robot appears in the background and starts firing at X.
X: That big robot is firing at me! OK, I'll shoot back.
X tries to turn 90 degrees, but he can only do 180 turns for some reason.
X: This is a side scroller... I forgot. This is a really bad stage. I mean, a background enemy I can't attack?
X is shot repeatedly. He eventually stumbles on a teleporter.
X: Hmm... a teleporter. I think I'll go in.
READY?
X appears on the left side of the screen.
X: Why am I so far to the left? Probably because there's more to this area!
X turns around. The camera moves to the left, and X notices a strange capsule.
X: (Hopping up and down) It's Dr. Light's capsule!
The capsule opens, and a hologram of Dr. Light appears.
Dr. Light: Hello, X.
X: Got any... armor for me?
Dr. Light: We haven't met in three weeks, and the first thing you say is "got any armor?" You ungrateful little brat!
X: But doctor, (posing heroically) I am the world's champion. I must be properly equipped if I am to save the planet from destruction -
Dr. Light: Oh, stop the bullcrap. I'm giving you the arm program for the Blade Armor. It lets you use the charged blade.
X: Cool!
Dr. Light: Except I'm going to make it half-assed and useless compared to the Shadow Armor's blade, you little twit.
X: No! I'll be a good boy, I swear.
Dr. Light: I don't want to hear it from you!
Dr. Light fades away.
X: Jerk. Guy acts like my dad, but he's never actually met me before.
X enters the capsule and recieves the program. X moves onward until he finds a shutter.
WARNING!!!
The purple mist appears. It has a familiar shape.
X: Zero? Why are you purple?
Zero: The Nightmare is so powerful that it changed the color of my body.
X: Hmm... Are you sure this isn't a gay thing?
Zero: What? No! I'm not gay! I'd never be that way!
X: Aha! I knew it! You're not the real Zero!
Zero: Hmm... how?
X: I'll have you know, Zero is very proud of his bisexuality. While I'm not that kind of guy (X looks around nervously to make sure no one contests him,) I always respected Zero's pride.
Nightmare Zero: I see... I guess I'll have to fry your homo-loving ass!
X: I said he was bi...
Radio Station DJ: Hello, who is this?
NON-AUTHOR: Hey, this Chadi- umm, Guy.
DJ: Guess what Chadiguy, you're up to episode 8!
NON-AUTHOR: Yeah! I'm the best author- umm, itis Guy in the world! I'd like to give a shoutout to all of those who reviewed my fanfi- umm, ficulosis. Keep 'em coming!
DJ: Authoritis? Fanficulosis? That was a terrible attempt to hide it. We all know who you are.
Chapter 8 - Zero!
X enters the Weapon Testing stage. A large robot appears in the background and starts firing at X.
X: That big robot is firing at me! OK, I'll shoot back.
X tries to turn 90 degrees, but he can only do 180 turns for some reason.
X: This is a side scroller... I forgot. This is a really bad stage. I mean, a background enemy I can't attack?
X is shot repeatedly. He eventually stumbles on a teleporter.
X: Hmm... a teleporter. I think I'll go in.
READY?
X appears on the left side of the screen.
X: Why am I so far to the left? Probably because there's more to this area!
X turns around. The camera moves to the left, and X notices a strange capsule.
X: (Hopping up and down) It's Dr. Light's capsule!
The capsule opens, and a hologram of Dr. Light appears.
Dr. Light: Hello, X.
X: Got any... armor for me?
Dr. Light: We haven't met in three weeks, and the first thing you say is "got any armor?" You ungrateful little brat!
X: But doctor, (posing heroically) I am the world's champion. I must be properly equipped if I am to save the planet from destruction -
Dr. Light: Oh, stop the bullcrap. I'm giving you the arm program for the Blade Armor. It lets you use the charged blade.
X: Cool!
Dr. Light: Except I'm going to make it half-assed and useless compared to the Shadow Armor's blade, you little twit.
X: No! I'll be a good boy, I swear.
Dr. Light: I don't want to hear it from you!
Dr. Light fades away.
X: Jerk. Guy acts like my dad, but he's never actually met me before.
X enters the capsule and recieves the program. X moves onward until he finds a shutter.
WARNING!!!
The purple mist appears. It has a familiar shape.
X: Zero? Why are you purple?
Zero: The Nightmare is so powerful that it changed the color of my body.
X: Hmm... Are you sure this isn't a gay thing?
Zero: What? No! I'm not gay! I'd never be that way!
X: Aha! I knew it! You're not the real Zero!
Zero: Hmm... how?
X: I'll have you know, Zero is very proud of his bisexuality. While I'm not that kind of guy (X looks around nervously to make sure no one contests him,) I always respected Zero's pride.
Nightmare Zero: I see... I guess I'll have to fry your homo-loving ass!
X: I said he was bi...