Title: Slashville Limericks
Author: J.D.
Disclaimer: Smallville belongs to the WB and not to me.
Warning: These are limericks. Beware.
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Clark/Lex, Jonathan/Lionel
Archive: *shocked* If you want to archive these, go for it.
Author's Notes: These are limericks. They've all been posted at TWoP
[wwww.televisionwithoutpity.com] in the Drabble thread. There are no
new ones so if you don't want to read them, shoo, go read Te. I also take all the blame
for these. *grins* Though I am surprise at myself that I wrote so many.
Feedback: Any will be adored, printed out and drooled over. Flames will be used to fan
the fires of my imagination. What? I believe in using a person's weapon againt them.
*eg*
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In Smallville there is this boy
to Lex he acts very coy
He drives Lex to lust
hope it doesn't bust
And Clark ends up as Lex's toy
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Clark Kent saved Lex Luthor's life
Since his life has been full of strife
He now has to fight
with some of his might
He's even been attacked with a knife!
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At the side of Lex there is a thorn
it disturbs him from night to morn
How can there be Clark
whose beauty is so stark
be ignored in this town of corn?
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Clark Kent is as sweet as honey
He is also as cuddly as a bunny
He owned by
Lex who is sly
And has lots of brains and money
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There is a rich guy named Lex
who wants to rule the world as rex
all he needs is a shove
if he doesn't get love
from an alien-boy with muscles to flex
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His feelings, Lex must hide
for his plans he must wait and bide
He will be careful
for Bo Kent is fearful
To keep Clark by his side
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Clark brings deliveries for Lex to be fed
Yet somehow they both spend the day in bed
How lucky, each get to feel
Lex, the Boy of Steel
and Clark, that fine looking head
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Bo Kent is the father of Clark
he wanted to be a Metropolis Shark
but he ran afoul Lionel
when he wouldn't wear vinyl
or show off all his bite mark[s]
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A man whose head has no hair
Make us crazy to see him bare
Lex is his name
and you can't blame
anyone who doesn't want to share
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Clark is of the light
His smile is very bright
Lex is of the dark
and he has a bark
that is as bad as his bite
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To Smallville Lex is exiled
By his name Luthor he is reviled
Yet he found a friend
with whom he can mend
his heart. And Clark smiled.
-That all folks-
Author: J.D.
Disclaimer: Smallville belongs to the WB and not to me.
Warning: These are limericks. Beware.
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Clark/Lex, Jonathan/Lionel
Archive: *shocked* If you want to archive these, go for it.
Author's Notes: These are limericks. They've all been posted at TWoP
[wwww.televisionwithoutpity.com] in the Drabble thread. There are no
new ones so if you don't want to read them, shoo, go read Te. I also take all the blame
for these. *grins* Though I am surprise at myself that I wrote so many.
Feedback: Any will be adored, printed out and drooled over. Flames will be used to fan
the fires of my imagination. What? I believe in using a person's weapon againt them.
*eg*
----------------------------------------------------
In Smallville there is this boy
to Lex he acts very coy
He drives Lex to lust
hope it doesn't bust
And Clark ends up as Lex's toy
--------------------------
Clark Kent saved Lex Luthor's life
Since his life has been full of strife
He now has to fight
with some of his might
He's even been attacked with a knife!
----------------------------
At the side of Lex there is a thorn
it disturbs him from night to morn
How can there be Clark
whose beauty is so stark
be ignored in this town of corn?
---------------------
Clark Kent is as sweet as honey
He is also as cuddly as a bunny
He owned by
Lex who is sly
And has lots of brains and money
----------------------------
There is a rich guy named Lex
who wants to rule the world as rex
all he needs is a shove
if he doesn't get love
from an alien-boy with muscles to flex
-------------------------
His feelings, Lex must hide
for his plans he must wait and bide
He will be careful
for Bo Kent is fearful
To keep Clark by his side
--------------------------------
Clark brings deliveries for Lex to be fed
Yet somehow they both spend the day in bed
How lucky, each get to feel
Lex, the Boy of Steel
and Clark, that fine looking head
-----------------------
Bo Kent is the father of Clark
he wanted to be a Metropolis Shark
but he ran afoul Lionel
when he wouldn't wear vinyl
or show off all his bite mark[s]
--------------------------
A man whose head has no hair
Make us crazy to see him bare
Lex is his name
and you can't blame
anyone who doesn't want to share
-------------------------------
Clark is of the light
His smile is very bright
Lex is of the dark
and he has a bark
that is as bad as his bite
------------------------------
To Smallville Lex is exiled
By his name Luthor he is reviled
Yet he found a friend
with whom he can mend
his heart. And Clark smiled.
-That all folks-