Chapter 10 - MMRNC
Zero enters the recyle lab. A ceiling threatens to crush him, unless he ducks in the right spots. He does, of course, and easily reaches the shutter.
WARNING!!!
Zero: I hate that "WARNING!!!" sign. It takes an hour for the thing to fade away.
The shark - based maverick appears.
Zero: Hello, Nightmare Investigator. What is your name?
Shark-based Maverick: My name is Metal Shark Player.
Zero blinks a few times.
Zero: Excuse me?
MSP: Metal Shark Player.
Zero: Oh my god. That has to be the absolute WORST name for a Maverick boss I have ever heard. I mean, at least Duff McWhalen's name made sense. It was a whale robot. But... Metal Shark Player?
MSP: ...Um...Well...You see... I'm so good at recyling that I can resurrect dead bosses.
Zero blinks repeatedly.
Zero: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR NAME?
MSP: Um... I... play... with them? Yeah, that's it. I'm a shark that plays with metal.
Zero: Necrophilliac?
MSP: Well, yes. But instead of asking awkward questions, I think we should fight.
Meanwhile, in the central museum, X finds a Dr. Light capsule.
X: OK X, be calm. Smile. And most importantly, be polite.
Dr. Light: Good day, m'boy.
X: Yo, wazzup?
Dr. Light: How dare you use that kind of punk talk with me!
X: Oh crap.
Dr. Light: And now you curse? I was gonna give you this really cool ubergun, but instead I'll give you the helmet for the crappy blade armor.
X: NOOOOO!!!
The vision disappears. X recieves the part. Moving forward, X reaches the shutter.
WARNING!!!
A dung beetle - robot pushes a rock into the arena, making odd Japanese grunts.
X: Good day, Maverick. What's your name?
Dung beetle: Ground Scaravich.
X blinks, then collapses to the floor, laughing.
X: LOL! ROTFLOL!
X: Oh, the MegaMan Robot Naming Committee never fails to make really stupid names. OK, I'm just gonna kill you now.
GS pushes the small rock towards X. X shoots it a couple of times and destroys it. GS runs away.
X: Come back here, coward!
GS returns, carrying a giant rock. X blows it away, and GS retreats, still making Japanese grunts.
X: This is a lot easier than I thought it would be.
GS returns, carrying a mountain.
X: ...Oh crap.
X is crushed by the mountain. GS retreats to get more mountains.
X: ...Ow. Better go to plan B...
Zero enters the recyle lab. A ceiling threatens to crush him, unless he ducks in the right spots. He does, of course, and easily reaches the shutter.
WARNING!!!
Zero: I hate that "WARNING!!!" sign. It takes an hour for the thing to fade away.
The shark - based maverick appears.
Zero: Hello, Nightmare Investigator. What is your name?
Shark-based Maverick: My name is Metal Shark Player.
Zero blinks a few times.
Zero: Excuse me?
MSP: Metal Shark Player.
Zero: Oh my god. That has to be the absolute WORST name for a Maverick boss I have ever heard. I mean, at least Duff McWhalen's name made sense. It was a whale robot. But... Metal Shark Player?
MSP: ...Um...Well...You see... I'm so good at recyling that I can resurrect dead bosses.
Zero blinks repeatedly.
Zero: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR NAME?
MSP: Um... I... play... with them? Yeah, that's it. I'm a shark that plays with metal.
Zero: Necrophilliac?
MSP: Well, yes. But instead of asking awkward questions, I think we should fight.
Meanwhile, in the central museum, X finds a Dr. Light capsule.
X: OK X, be calm. Smile. And most importantly, be polite.
Dr. Light: Good day, m'boy.
X: Yo, wazzup?
Dr. Light: How dare you use that kind of punk talk with me!
X: Oh crap.
Dr. Light: And now you curse? I was gonna give you this really cool ubergun, but instead I'll give you the helmet for the crappy blade armor.
X: NOOOOO!!!
The vision disappears. X recieves the part. Moving forward, X reaches the shutter.
WARNING!!!
A dung beetle - robot pushes a rock into the arena, making odd Japanese grunts.
X: Good day, Maverick. What's your name?
Dung beetle: Ground Scaravich.
X blinks, then collapses to the floor, laughing.
X: LOL! ROTFLOL!
X: Oh, the MegaMan Robot Naming Committee never fails to make really stupid names. OK, I'm just gonna kill you now.
GS pushes the small rock towards X. X shoots it a couple of times and destroys it. GS runs away.
X: Come back here, coward!
GS returns, carrying a giant rock. X blows it away, and GS retreats, still making Japanese grunts.
X: This is a lot easier than I thought it would be.
GS returns, carrying a mountain.
X: ...Oh crap.
X is crushed by the mountain. GS retreats to get more mountains.
X: ...Ow. Better go to plan B...