Almost... halfway... there...
Chapter 14 - Round Two
Back at Hunter Base...
Zero: Hey, I'm back! GET OFF OF ME!
Everyone grabs his legs. Except for X, of course.
X: Oh hey Zero. What took you so long?
Zero: It was a really tough stage.
X: Uh-huh, I'm sure it was.
Zero: Oh, I need to adapt some weapons-
X quickly grabs and analyzes the DNA.
Magma Blade - Fires a wide-range blade from Saber.
Zero: X, my weapon... OH GOD! STOP SHOWING ME THAT! Work and love never mix!
X laughs at Zero.
Shoezan - Press Attack button while holding UP!
Hydroga - Press jump while holding UP!
Zero: Yes!
Zero high jumps and clings to the ceiling so no one may grope him.
Zero: Ah man, this is sweet! I feel like hanging out somewhere... Inami Temple!
X: ...Isn't anyone going to grab me?
Tumbleweeds pass by.
X: How did tumbleweeds get in the base? Reminds me of those fireballs I found in the Weapon Center. I didn't finish that, did I?
At the Weapon Center, Illumina appears in the background.
X: Oh right, you again. That's why I hated this place. But now...
X uses the Magma Blade on Illumina's power cables. Illumina is quickly destroyed.
X: I have COOL WEAPONS! Oh yeah!
X reaches the shutter.
WARNING!
A tube-like robot appears.
IM: I am Infinity Mijinion!
X: ...What animal are you?
IM: Huh?
X: Every Maverick I've ever fought has been based on an animal or a plant. But you're... a tube.
IM: I'm a Mijinion.
X: ...OK. I'll assume you're a teddy bear, Infinity Teddy Bear... How did you clone yourself 50 times? Ahh! Bubbles!
X is surrounded by bubbles and quickly slashes them. IM shoots him with several Ray Arrows.
X: Teddy Bears can't do that!
IM: I told you, I'm a Mijinion!
X: OK, Mr. Mijinion. Have some of this!
X injects IM with a powerful anti-virus.
IM: What?
X: Hey, Dr. Light gave me the world's greatest anti-virus program! It even survived the Sigma Virus. And erased my memories of Zero. No wait! Wrong MMX5 alternate ending.
IM: NOOOO!!!
IM is deleted. The anti-virus program is actually a data eating virus!
X: Ew... Why did Dr. Light give me that? Well, nice knowing ya, Teddy.
(X shuts his eyes and ponders a bit.)
X: Mustn't look at remains... But can't resist...
X takes a glance at IM's remnants and barfs.
Chapter 14 - Round Two
Back at Hunter Base...
Zero: Hey, I'm back! GET OFF OF ME!
Everyone grabs his legs. Except for X, of course.
X: Oh hey Zero. What took you so long?
Zero: It was a really tough stage.
X: Uh-huh, I'm sure it was.
Zero: Oh, I need to adapt some weapons-
X quickly grabs and analyzes the DNA.
Magma Blade - Fires a wide-range blade from Saber.
Zero: X, my weapon... OH GOD! STOP SHOWING ME THAT! Work and love never mix!
X laughs at Zero.
Shoezan - Press Attack button while holding UP!
Hydroga - Press jump while holding UP!
Zero: Yes!
Zero high jumps and clings to the ceiling so no one may grope him.
Zero: Ah man, this is sweet! I feel like hanging out somewhere... Inami Temple!
X: ...Isn't anyone going to grab me?
Tumbleweeds pass by.
X: How did tumbleweeds get in the base? Reminds me of those fireballs I found in the Weapon Center. I didn't finish that, did I?
At the Weapon Center, Illumina appears in the background.
X: Oh right, you again. That's why I hated this place. But now...
X uses the Magma Blade on Illumina's power cables. Illumina is quickly destroyed.
X: I have COOL WEAPONS! Oh yeah!
X reaches the shutter.
WARNING!
A tube-like robot appears.
IM: I am Infinity Mijinion!
X: ...What animal are you?
IM: Huh?
X: Every Maverick I've ever fought has been based on an animal or a plant. But you're... a tube.
IM: I'm a Mijinion.
X: ...OK. I'll assume you're a teddy bear, Infinity Teddy Bear... How did you clone yourself 50 times? Ahh! Bubbles!
X is surrounded by bubbles and quickly slashes them. IM shoots him with several Ray Arrows.
X: Teddy Bears can't do that!
IM: I told you, I'm a Mijinion!
X: OK, Mr. Mijinion. Have some of this!
X injects IM with a powerful anti-virus.
IM: What?
X: Hey, Dr. Light gave me the world's greatest anti-virus program! It even survived the Sigma Virus. And erased my memories of Zero. No wait! Wrong MMX5 alternate ending.
IM: NOOOO!!!
IM is deleted. The anti-virus program is actually a data eating virus!
X: Ew... Why did Dr. Light give me that? Well, nice knowing ya, Teddy.
(X shuts his eyes and ponders a bit.)
X: Mustn't look at remains... But can't resist...
X takes a glance at IM's remnants and barfs.