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Chapter 15 - Fan Club
Zero gets to the Inami temple. It is raining heavily.
Zero: Hmm? This must be acid rain or something. It's tearing through my armor. I have to destroy some generators.
Zero destroys several generators, and notices a small cavern. It is lined with spikes. At the end of the hall, a Dr. Light capsule appears!
Zero: ...Crap. Time to evoke the cheapest trick in the book...
Zero lets a bat hit him. He begins blinking.
Zero: SUPER MEGA HYPER INVINCIBILITY CHEAT!
Zero dashes through the cavern, using his invincibility to avoid certain doom with the spikes.
Dr. Light: Zero? Are you alright?
Zero: Just a bruised ego.
Dr. Light: Here's the body part for the Shadow Armor. It increases X's resistance. I'll try to find something for you, Zero.
Zero: Um... you haven't analyzed me, doctor.
Dr. Light: You're right... Of course! GET OVER HERE!
Dr. Light's hologram drags Zero into the capsule. The door closes.
Zero: What are you doing with that? No! Don't put it there! C'mon, a human and a reploid? I'm the son of one of your wiliest enemies; aren't you a bit - EWW!!
Zero breaks free from the capsule.
Zero: ...Actually, that felt pretty good. But there's no time to play; the world needs a savior!
Zero turns around and remembers the spike cavern.
Dr. Light: Lover boy... use the secret exit. (opens secret exit hatch.) And don't tell X...
Zero shudders. Then he reaches the shutter.
WARNING!!!
A Ginormous turtle enters the room.
Turtle: Zero! Oh my god, I'm your greatest fan in the whole wide world!
Zero: Rainy Turtloid? You sent me 3 million emails in the last month!
RT: You're soooo cool, with your big sword, and you long hair, and your-
Zero: Whoa buddy. I don't think I can... (RT is twice as tall and three times as wide.) handle you.
RT: NO! If I can't have you, no one will!
RT rolls into a ball and repeatedly runs Zero over.
Zero: Hey, hey. I'm flexible. Calm down.
RT: What? How flexible? Which positions? Can I pour my meteor rain all over you? 'Cause I'm the dominant one around here, and if you won't let me-
Zero: Just because I rejected you doesn't mean you should become jealous.
RT: Oh, I'm sorry.
Zero: We should head to a bar. But before you do, can you gimme your DNA chip?
RT: OK, buddy. Here it is. Let's head out. I have this great leather outfit that will - aaack!
RT, after plucking out his brain, collapses. Zero wipes a tear.
Zero: I'm sorry. But the less people trying to grope me, the better.
Chapter 15 - Fan Club
Zero gets to the Inami temple. It is raining heavily.
Zero: Hmm? This must be acid rain or something. It's tearing through my armor. I have to destroy some generators.
Zero destroys several generators, and notices a small cavern. It is lined with spikes. At the end of the hall, a Dr. Light capsule appears!
Zero: ...Crap. Time to evoke the cheapest trick in the book...
Zero lets a bat hit him. He begins blinking.
Zero: SUPER MEGA HYPER INVINCIBILITY CHEAT!
Zero dashes through the cavern, using his invincibility to avoid certain doom with the spikes.
Dr. Light: Zero? Are you alright?
Zero: Just a bruised ego.
Dr. Light: Here's the body part for the Shadow Armor. It increases X's resistance. I'll try to find something for you, Zero.
Zero: Um... you haven't analyzed me, doctor.
Dr. Light: You're right... Of course! GET OVER HERE!
Dr. Light's hologram drags Zero into the capsule. The door closes.
Zero: What are you doing with that? No! Don't put it there! C'mon, a human and a reploid? I'm the son of one of your wiliest enemies; aren't you a bit - EWW!!
Zero breaks free from the capsule.
Zero: ...Actually, that felt pretty good. But there's no time to play; the world needs a savior!
Zero turns around and remembers the spike cavern.
Dr. Light: Lover boy... use the secret exit. (opens secret exit hatch.) And don't tell X...
Zero shudders. Then he reaches the shutter.
WARNING!!!
A Ginormous turtle enters the room.
Turtle: Zero! Oh my god, I'm your greatest fan in the whole wide world!
Zero: Rainy Turtloid? You sent me 3 million emails in the last month!
RT: You're soooo cool, with your big sword, and you long hair, and your-
Zero: Whoa buddy. I don't think I can... (RT is twice as tall and three times as wide.) handle you.
RT: NO! If I can't have you, no one will!
RT rolls into a ball and repeatedly runs Zero over.
Zero: Hey, hey. I'm flexible. Calm down.
RT: What? How flexible? Which positions? Can I pour my meteor rain all over you? 'Cause I'm the dominant one around here, and if you won't let me-
Zero: Just because I rejected you doesn't mean you should become jealous.
RT: Oh, I'm sorry.
Zero: We should head to a bar. But before you do, can you gimme your DNA chip?
RT: OK, buddy. Here it is. Let's head out. I have this great leather outfit that will - aaack!
RT, after plucking out his brain, collapses. Zero wipes a tear.
Zero: I'm sorry. But the less people trying to grope me, the better.