Another Double Update!
Chapter 19 - Enter
X and Zero arrive at a large hole in the ground.
X: Alia, there's a big hole in the ground. Are you sure these are the right coordinates?
Alia: Yes, dumbass. Thank god you'll lose communications once you go in there. I won't have to listen to your sorry ass. Oh, tell Zero I said hi...
X: Grr... Zero, Alia said hi.
Zero: Right. Let's go.
They drop in the hole. It's quite deep.
Zero lands.
Zero: X?
X: ...Done! I'll be right there!
A robot ninja lands near Zero. Zero readies his saber.
Ninja: This Shadow Armor is soooo cool.
Zero: X?
X (singing): I am cool ninja, ninjas are so cool. Everyone wants to be a ninja...
X and Zero reach a wall with lots of spikes on it. The room has a low ceiling.
X: Can't jump over...
Zero uses Hydroga. He leaps to the ceiling, clings to it by his feet, and dashes over the wall.
X: Now help me up.
Zero: X, can't you do it yourself?
X: Hmm... Right! I'm cool ninja!
X high jumps to the ceiling, clings and dashes over the wall.
X: Haha! See Zero? I can do it too!
Zero: Right. How about helping me beat that totem pole?
Zero slashes the bottom part. X hangs back and charges up his X-buster.
X: I am the master of long range! And I am kick ass ninja! TAKE IT!
X swings his saber.
Zero: What?
Zero is pounded by the upper half of the totem pole.
X: Umm... pea shooter, activate!
X fires shots at random 45 degree angles.
Zero: X, what the heck was that?
X: I guess kick ass ninjas can't fire guns. Oh look, rising magma.
X and Zero climb to the top of the totem pole. Then they climb up the walls. Then they zip through the shutter.
WARNING!!!
Two giant ameobas appear. Their nuclei look like eyes.
X: Another giant eye boss. Why is Capcom engrossed with the Yellow Demon/ Black Devil? Is it so attractive to them that they can't stop using it, despite its overall crap level?
Zero: We will discuss poorly-designed bosses later. For now, one eye for each of us.
X: All right!
X dives right into one of the ameobas. The other ameoba pins Zero in a corner and engulfs him.
Zero: Ahh! Digestive juices hurt a lot! I gotta kill it before it kills me...
X: Whooo! Time to test ninja's Giga Attack! GOOOoooooooooOOOOOHHHH!
Two giant cresents of energy revolve around X and repeatedly slice the nucleus. It is destroyed instantly.
Zero continues to struggle, violently picking at the nucleus. The acid burns away at his armor.
Zero (thinking): That strange aura is charging up. But it's not enough to attack. I can't take this much longer... losing consciousness...
Chapter 19 - Enter
X and Zero arrive at a large hole in the ground.
X: Alia, there's a big hole in the ground. Are you sure these are the right coordinates?
Alia: Yes, dumbass. Thank god you'll lose communications once you go in there. I won't have to listen to your sorry ass. Oh, tell Zero I said hi...
X: Grr... Zero, Alia said hi.
Zero: Right. Let's go.
They drop in the hole. It's quite deep.
Zero lands.
Zero: X?
X: ...Done! I'll be right there!
A robot ninja lands near Zero. Zero readies his saber.
Ninja: This Shadow Armor is soooo cool.
Zero: X?
X (singing): I am cool ninja, ninjas are so cool. Everyone wants to be a ninja...
X and Zero reach a wall with lots of spikes on it. The room has a low ceiling.
X: Can't jump over...
Zero uses Hydroga. He leaps to the ceiling, clings to it by his feet, and dashes over the wall.
X: Now help me up.
Zero: X, can't you do it yourself?
X: Hmm... Right! I'm cool ninja!
X high jumps to the ceiling, clings and dashes over the wall.
X: Haha! See Zero? I can do it too!
Zero: Right. How about helping me beat that totem pole?
Zero slashes the bottom part. X hangs back and charges up his X-buster.
X: I am the master of long range! And I am kick ass ninja! TAKE IT!
X swings his saber.
Zero: What?
Zero is pounded by the upper half of the totem pole.
X: Umm... pea shooter, activate!
X fires shots at random 45 degree angles.
Zero: X, what the heck was that?
X: I guess kick ass ninjas can't fire guns. Oh look, rising magma.
X and Zero climb to the top of the totem pole. Then they climb up the walls. Then they zip through the shutter.
WARNING!!!
Two giant ameobas appear. Their nuclei look like eyes.
X: Another giant eye boss. Why is Capcom engrossed with the Yellow Demon/ Black Devil? Is it so attractive to them that they can't stop using it, despite its overall crap level?
Zero: We will discuss poorly-designed bosses later. For now, one eye for each of us.
X: All right!
X dives right into one of the ameobas. The other ameoba pins Zero in a corner and engulfs him.
Zero: Ahh! Digestive juices hurt a lot! I gotta kill it before it kills me...
X: Whooo! Time to test ninja's Giga Attack! GOOOoooooooooOOOOOHHHH!
Two giant cresents of energy revolve around X and repeatedly slice the nucleus. It is destroyed instantly.
Zero continues to struggle, violently picking at the nucleus. The acid burns away at his armor.
Zero (thinking): That strange aura is charging up. But it's not enough to attack. I can't take this much longer... losing consciousness...