Chapter 20 - Fu you!
X: Zero! Zero! Get up!
Zero: Uh... X?
X: I took some damage so I used another Giga Attack on the second eye. You OK?
Zero: Ow...
X: Man, you're weak. Maybe it's my cool Ninja Armor. Well, let's move on.
Suddenly, a monitor display appears. Gate is on the screen.
Gate: Whazzup, my fumeys?
X: You almost killed Zero, you jerk!
Gate: Really? I didn't fu that.
X: I don't care! Give up, or else...
Gate: Fu. You can't fu me. I have the world's greatest weapon.
X: Since you can't control my guns, you're obviously lying.
Gate: Am I? Then look at fu!
Gate takes out a piece of junk.
X: ...Junk. OK, you're freaking crazy now.
Gate: It has Zero's DNA on it! I have found the ultimate piece of data to fu my robot army off of!
X: WHAT! (Drops Zero.) Listen here, buddy. Who's been saving the world since he was created? Me. Who's died at least twice? Zero. Who is this series named after? Me!
Gate: Actually, my sensors indicate that you died twice before you could beat Commander Yammarch.
X: ...OK, who's plot died at least twice?
Gate: Fu, fu.
X: Right. So what makes you think that he has better DNA?
Gate: ...
X: Yeah? Well?
Gate: Umm... Fu you! I'm going to hide deeper inside my fortress. If you want me, come and fu me!
X: Fu you and your whole family.
Zero: Let's split up, X.
X: You sure, Zero? That cell really beat you up.
Zero: Yes, I'm sure. I can handle it!
X: Well, you should be careful-
Zero: X, I'm FINE! (Zero's eyes begin to glow freakishly, brandishing hints of the power he has recieved.)
X backs off a little.
X: Sorry 'bout that, buddy. I leave this path up to you...
Zero slowly walks away.
X: Hmm... Zero's kinda freaky... He never did explain what was at the laser institute that night.
X's head beeps.
X: I finished deciphering that armor code Zero brought me. Let's look at the specs... Holy crap!!!
X: Zero! Zero! Get up!
Zero: Uh... X?
X: I took some damage so I used another Giga Attack on the second eye. You OK?
Zero: Ow...
X: Man, you're weak. Maybe it's my cool Ninja Armor. Well, let's move on.
Suddenly, a monitor display appears. Gate is on the screen.
Gate: Whazzup, my fumeys?
X: You almost killed Zero, you jerk!
Gate: Really? I didn't fu that.
X: I don't care! Give up, or else...
Gate: Fu. You can't fu me. I have the world's greatest weapon.
X: Since you can't control my guns, you're obviously lying.
Gate: Am I? Then look at fu!
Gate takes out a piece of junk.
X: ...Junk. OK, you're freaking crazy now.
Gate: It has Zero's DNA on it! I have found the ultimate piece of data to fu my robot army off of!
X: WHAT! (Drops Zero.) Listen here, buddy. Who's been saving the world since he was created? Me. Who's died at least twice? Zero. Who is this series named after? Me!
Gate: Actually, my sensors indicate that you died twice before you could beat Commander Yammarch.
X: ...OK, who's plot died at least twice?
Gate: Fu, fu.
X: Right. So what makes you think that he has better DNA?
Gate: ...
X: Yeah? Well?
Gate: Umm... Fu you! I'm going to hide deeper inside my fortress. If you want me, come and fu me!
X: Fu you and your whole family.
Zero: Let's split up, X.
X: You sure, Zero? That cell really beat you up.
Zero: Yes, I'm sure. I can handle it!
X: Well, you should be careful-
Zero: X, I'm FINE! (Zero's eyes begin to glow freakishly, brandishing hints of the power he has recieved.)
X backs off a little.
X: Sorry 'bout that, buddy. I leave this path up to you...
Zero slowly walks away.
X: Hmm... Zero's kinda freaky... He never did explain what was at the laser institute that night.
X's head beeps.
X: I finished deciphering that armor code Zero brought me. Let's look at the specs... Holy crap!!!
