Chapter 20 - Fu you!

X: Zero! Zero! Get up!

Zero: Uh... X?

X: I took some damage so I used another Giga Attack on the second eye. You OK?

Zero: Ow...

X: Man, you're weak. Maybe it's my cool Ninja Armor. Well, let's move on.

Suddenly, a monitor display appears. Gate is on the screen.

Gate: Whazzup, my fumeys?

X: You almost killed Zero, you jerk!

Gate: Really? I didn't fu that.

X: I don't care! Give up, or else...

Gate: Fu. You can't fu me. I have the world's greatest weapon.

X: Since you can't control my guns, you're obviously lying.

Gate: Am I? Then look at fu!

Gate takes out a piece of junk.

X: ...Junk. OK, you're freaking crazy now.

Gate: It has Zero's DNA on it! I have found the ultimate piece of data to fu my robot army off of!

X: WHAT! (Drops Zero.) Listen here, buddy. Who's been saving the world since he was created? Me. Who's died at least twice? Zero. Who is this series named after? Me!

Gate: Actually, my sensors indicate that you died twice before you could beat Commander Yammarch.

X: ...OK, who's plot died at least twice?

Gate: Fu, fu.

X: Right. So what makes you think that he has better DNA?

Gate: ...

X: Yeah? Well?

Gate: Umm... Fu you! I'm going to hide deeper inside my fortress. If you want me, come and fu me!

X: Fu you and your whole family.

Zero: Let's split up, X.

X: You sure, Zero? That cell really beat you up.

Zero: Yes, I'm sure. I can handle it!

X: Well, you should be careful-

Zero: X, I'm FINE! (Zero's eyes begin to glow freakishly, brandishing hints of the power he has recieved.)

X backs off a little.

X: Sorry 'bout that, buddy. I leave this path up to you...

Zero slowly walks away.

X: Hmm... Zero's kinda freaky... He never did explain what was at the laser institute that night.

X's head beeps.

X: I finished deciphering that armor code Zero brought me. Let's look at the specs... Holy crap!!!