Chapter 24 - Part 1 did it correctly
X and Zero fall down a spike-filled shaft. X uses his Shadow Armor to avoid the spikes, while Black Armor Zero nukes every spike in his way.
They reach a room with eight teleporters.
X: Hey Zero. Eight teleporters.
Zero: Wow. I wonder what's inside of them?
X: MAYBE it's something new and exciting that we've NEVER seen before.
Zero: Yeah, it couldn't possibly be the "Fight the eight bosses again" room...
X and Zero stare at each other, smiling. They can't hold it anymore.
X and Zero: Bwahahahahahahaha! LOL! ROTFLOL! WTFLOL! IMacLOL! AOHellLOL! PSXLOL!
X: You know, only Megaman X was creative enough to NOT have this room.
Zero: Hey, Megaman 1 didn't have it. And Megaman 2 was the first one to do it. Give them credit for originality.
X: Don't forget Rockman and Forte.
Zero: We're in the US. We're not supposed to know about that game.
X: Right. Well, we can discuss more of this once we finish off the bosses. Let's go!
X and Zero enter teleporters.
X fights Infinity Mijinion.
X: No! Not Infinity Teddy Bear!
IM: Damn it! Why do you keep calling me that?
IM fires at X. X uses the Guard Shell to deflect the shot back at IM. IM is pinned against the wall. X runs up and chops him into little pieces.
X: What IS a "Mijinion," anyway?
Zero fights Shield Sheldon.
SS: Haha! I am back. You won't catch me off guard that easily again! Once I finish this speech, you'll be in a world of pain! I have constructed a super shield that will nullify your attacks! Then I will use the uberlaser and burn your CPU into nothingness! Prepare for your upcoming destruction, Zero! HAHAHAHAHA-
Zero used this time to plant an oversized metal sword into SS's skull.
Zero: You talk too much...
X fights Blizzard Wolfang.
X: ...You suck.
BW: Well, I can make-
BW is bathed in wave of firebirds. The charred remains fall at X's feet.
X: Why did I even waste my weapon energy on you?
Zero fights Commander Yammarch.
Zero: Hello.
CY: ...You're going to call me boobhead, aren't you?
Zero: I wasn't thinking about that. But now that you mention it...
CY: GRRRRR!!! I'm getting tired of people calling me that! I'll make all of you pay! Don't you dare think I'm a pushover just because I'm the first boss-
Zero carves CY a new piehole.
Zero: Wait... What's a piehole? Damn author...
X and Zero fall down a spike-filled shaft. X uses his Shadow Armor to avoid the spikes, while Black Armor Zero nukes every spike in his way.
They reach a room with eight teleporters.
X: Hey Zero. Eight teleporters.
Zero: Wow. I wonder what's inside of them?
X: MAYBE it's something new and exciting that we've NEVER seen before.
Zero: Yeah, it couldn't possibly be the "Fight the eight bosses again" room...
X and Zero stare at each other, smiling. They can't hold it anymore.
X and Zero: Bwahahahahahahaha! LOL! ROTFLOL! WTFLOL! IMacLOL! AOHellLOL! PSXLOL!
X: You know, only Megaman X was creative enough to NOT have this room.
Zero: Hey, Megaman 1 didn't have it. And Megaman 2 was the first one to do it. Give them credit for originality.
X: Don't forget Rockman and Forte.
Zero: We're in the US. We're not supposed to know about that game.
X: Right. Well, we can discuss more of this once we finish off the bosses. Let's go!
X and Zero enter teleporters.
X fights Infinity Mijinion.
X: No! Not Infinity Teddy Bear!
IM: Damn it! Why do you keep calling me that?
IM fires at X. X uses the Guard Shell to deflect the shot back at IM. IM is pinned against the wall. X runs up and chops him into little pieces.
X: What IS a "Mijinion," anyway?
Zero fights Shield Sheldon.
SS: Haha! I am back. You won't catch me off guard that easily again! Once I finish this speech, you'll be in a world of pain! I have constructed a super shield that will nullify your attacks! Then I will use the uberlaser and burn your CPU into nothingness! Prepare for your upcoming destruction, Zero! HAHAHAHAHA-
Zero used this time to plant an oversized metal sword into SS's skull.
Zero: You talk too much...
X fights Blizzard Wolfang.
X: ...You suck.
BW: Well, I can make-
BW is bathed in wave of firebirds. The charred remains fall at X's feet.
X: Why did I even waste my weapon energy on you?
Zero fights Commander Yammarch.
Zero: Hello.
CY: ...You're going to call me boobhead, aren't you?
Zero: I wasn't thinking about that. But now that you mention it...
CY: GRRRRR!!! I'm getting tired of people calling me that! I'll make all of you pay! Don't you dare think I'm a pushover just because I'm the first boss-
Zero carves CY a new piehole.
Zero: Wait... What's a piehole? Damn author...