Luigi grabbed a magnum and loaded it up quick

He'd show that fat ass a nice little trick

More rapid than eagles his bullets they came

And he put that bitch Rambo to total shame

"NOW YOU ARE MINE, YOU TASTY LITTLE VIXEN!"

And you could sure tell there were hormones a-mixin'

The snogged on the bed, they did it on the wall

They were too busy to answer Mario's death call