Chapter 25 - Must stall... for another chapter!
X and Zero continue their battle against the Nightmare Investigators!
X fights Metal Shark Player.
MSP: Come, my pretties! Magna Centipede, Sting Chameleon, Blast Hornet! Destroy X!
The junk forms the bosses from previous MMX games.
X: Hey, I remember you guys. Now, If I remember correctly...
X runs to each of them and pushes a button on each of their armors.
X: OK boys... get 'im!
Magna Centipede pins MSP with his tail. Sting Chameleon turns invisible and whips MSP silly while Blast Hornet nukes MSP with several homing missiles.
X: I never told Zero about those buttons... I wonder how he handled them?
Zero fights Ground Scaravich.
GS runs into the arena carrying a gigantic rock.
Zero: I don't have to put up with this.
Zero nukes the rock. GS runs away and brings a larger rock. Zero nukes that rock. GS runs away and brings an even larger rock. Zero continues nuking until the rock is too big for GS to carry.
GS: Umm...
Zero: Pathetic.
Zero runs in and chops GS into itty bitty bits.
Zero: "itty bitty bits?" Damn author...
X fights Rainy Turtloid.
RT: You're not as cool as Zero. At least he could use his sword to weaken my shield.
X: Hmph. So could kick ass ninja!
X runs in front of Rainy Turtloid and uses the Shadow Armor's Giga Attack. Two large cresents emerge from X and circle around him. RT is shelled and then diced into bite size pieces. Before the attack ends.
X: Kick ass ninjas rule forever!
Zero fights Blaze Heatnix.
BH: You can't trick me this time! Magma form: Bottom!
Zero swims through the magma and chops BH's wings off from below.
BH: Hey, you can't do that!
BH falls into the magma.
Zero: Ask me if I care.
BH: ... Do you care?
Zero: I hate wiseasses.
Zero stabs BH in the head.
Zero: Gotta keep my powers in check...
X and Zero return to the "eight teleporters" room.
X: Oh look. A ninth teleporter has appeared!
Zero: How surprising. I did not expect that-
X and Zero break out laughing.
X: God bless Capcom's soul.
Zero: Let's kick Sigma in the pants already.
They step through the teleporter...
YES! THE AUTHOR MANAGED TO STALL FOR ANOTHER EPISODE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
You win...Perfect!
Flawless... Victory!
Supreme Victory!
Great!
Congratulations!
1st Place!
A Fatality...
X and Zero continue their battle against the Nightmare Investigators!
X fights Metal Shark Player.
MSP: Come, my pretties! Magna Centipede, Sting Chameleon, Blast Hornet! Destroy X!
The junk forms the bosses from previous MMX games.
X: Hey, I remember you guys. Now, If I remember correctly...
X runs to each of them and pushes a button on each of their armors.
X: OK boys... get 'im!
Magna Centipede pins MSP with his tail. Sting Chameleon turns invisible and whips MSP silly while Blast Hornet nukes MSP with several homing missiles.
X: I never told Zero about those buttons... I wonder how he handled them?
Zero fights Ground Scaravich.
GS runs into the arena carrying a gigantic rock.
Zero: I don't have to put up with this.
Zero nukes the rock. GS runs away and brings a larger rock. Zero nukes that rock. GS runs away and brings an even larger rock. Zero continues nuking until the rock is too big for GS to carry.
GS: Umm...
Zero: Pathetic.
Zero runs in and chops GS into itty bitty bits.
Zero: "itty bitty bits?" Damn author...
X fights Rainy Turtloid.
RT: You're not as cool as Zero. At least he could use his sword to weaken my shield.
X: Hmph. So could kick ass ninja!
X runs in front of Rainy Turtloid and uses the Shadow Armor's Giga Attack. Two large cresents emerge from X and circle around him. RT is shelled and then diced into bite size pieces. Before the attack ends.
X: Kick ass ninjas rule forever!
Zero fights Blaze Heatnix.
BH: You can't trick me this time! Magma form: Bottom!
Zero swims through the magma and chops BH's wings off from below.
BH: Hey, you can't do that!
BH falls into the magma.
Zero: Ask me if I care.
BH: ... Do you care?
Zero: I hate wiseasses.
Zero stabs BH in the head.
Zero: Gotta keep my powers in check...
X and Zero return to the "eight teleporters" room.
X: Oh look. A ninth teleporter has appeared!
Zero: How surprising. I did not expect that-
X and Zero break out laughing.
X: God bless Capcom's soul.
Zero: Let's kick Sigma in the pants already.
They step through the teleporter...
YES! THE AUTHOR MANAGED TO STALL FOR ANOTHER EPISODE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
You win...Perfect!
Flawless... Victory!
Supreme Victory!
Great!
Congratulations!
1st Place!
A Fatality...