Mario and Peach busted into the room covered in soot

Luigi stood up, and stomped on Mario's foot

He kicked him in the balls, and nailed him in the back

Hog-tied his ass, and put him in a burlap sack



As for Peach, he did her up good and merry!

He cut off her legs, but it wasn't so scary!

Lu stuffed her in a sack too, but had nowhere to go

But he soon decided to hide them in the snow