Chapter 27 - Climaticismnesslessess
The arena grows dark.
WARNING!!!
X: Of course there's a second form of Sigma. There's ALWAYS a second form of Sigma.
The screen finally lights up. A large metallic skeleton a la Terminator appears. The head is like Sigma's (if Sigma had a skull.)
X: Oh, another screen tall robot. Why hasn't Capcom thought up a really cool final boss for me to fight?
Sigma: Hahahaha... 2D platformer... No one likes...
X: HEY! Lots of people like 2D platformers! How else can Nintendo sell 4.7 million Game Boy Advances?
Sigma: But... we on Playstation... 3D...
X: It can barely handle it! 300,000 polygons, whoop-de-do! Doom looks so much better and it barely needed them.
Sigma: People... buy games... franchise...
X: Yeah, they're all idiots. Buying a game just because it's another sequel from a series... Each and every single one of them is an idiot.
X blinks. Then he stares at the camera.
X: ...Except for those great Megaman fans who buy high quality games like Megaman X6, of course.
Sigma: Zero! Zellllooooo!
X: Oh right, I have to kill you now.
Sigma opens his mouth. The cannon inside fires a gigantic ray at X. X's Ultimate Armor is blown to pieces as he is thrown against the arena's non-existent wall.
X: No... Have I failed? Losing consciousness... must hang on...
A vision of a ninja wearing a Hannya mask appears.
Ninja: True kick ass ninjas NEVER fail, X.
X: What? Hannya?
Hannya: Yellow Pikmin... what do they carry?
X: Bomb rocks.
Hannya: And what do they say when they grab the bomb rocks?
X: Whoa!
Hannya: And what do you think about me?
X: Hannya Rocks!
Hannya: X, if you are a true kick ass ninja... You must know what happens next.
X: ...Of course! I will not fail you, Hannya!
Hannya: Good. Now I must return to Japan and kick some ass for lord Aoshi.
The vision dissapears. X wakes up in his Shadow Armor.
X: Kick ass ninjas FOREVER! Switch weapon to P-cannon!
As Sigma's mouth opens, X jumps on Sigma's face and fires the P-cannon into his mouth. Millions of Yellow bomb-rock-carrying Pikmin are forced into Sigma's system. As they collide into his joints, wires, and CPU's, the bomb-rocks explode. The collateral dmage quickly piles up.
Sigma: Ahh!! It hurts!!!
X: Gotcha. I don't have time to waste here. I have a world to clean up.
Sigma: We'll meet again, X.
X: We always meet again. And this is always what happens.
Sigma: But... How did you know...
X: Bomb-rocks.
Sigma: Of course. Hannya rocks! Whooooooooooaaaaaaa!!!!
The explosions take their toll and Sigma is roasted from the inside out.
X: Time to get out of here. No doubt Sigma's death will blow up the base.
X escapes with Zero and Gate just before the base explodes in all of its fade-to-white glory.
X: "Fade to white glory?" Zero was right. Damn Author...
The arena grows dark.
WARNING!!!
X: Of course there's a second form of Sigma. There's ALWAYS a second form of Sigma.
The screen finally lights up. A large metallic skeleton a la Terminator appears. The head is like Sigma's (if Sigma had a skull.)
X: Oh, another screen tall robot. Why hasn't Capcom thought up a really cool final boss for me to fight?
Sigma: Hahahaha... 2D platformer... No one likes...
X: HEY! Lots of people like 2D platformers! How else can Nintendo sell 4.7 million Game Boy Advances?
Sigma: But... we on Playstation... 3D...
X: It can barely handle it! 300,000 polygons, whoop-de-do! Doom looks so much better and it barely needed them.
Sigma: People... buy games... franchise...
X: Yeah, they're all idiots. Buying a game just because it's another sequel from a series... Each and every single one of them is an idiot.
X blinks. Then he stares at the camera.
X: ...Except for those great Megaman fans who buy high quality games like Megaman X6, of course.
Sigma: Zero! Zellllooooo!
X: Oh right, I have to kill you now.
Sigma opens his mouth. The cannon inside fires a gigantic ray at X. X's Ultimate Armor is blown to pieces as he is thrown against the arena's non-existent wall.
X: No... Have I failed? Losing consciousness... must hang on...
A vision of a ninja wearing a Hannya mask appears.
Ninja: True kick ass ninjas NEVER fail, X.
X: What? Hannya?
Hannya: Yellow Pikmin... what do they carry?
X: Bomb rocks.
Hannya: And what do they say when they grab the bomb rocks?
X: Whoa!
Hannya: And what do you think about me?
X: Hannya Rocks!
Hannya: X, if you are a true kick ass ninja... You must know what happens next.
X: ...Of course! I will not fail you, Hannya!
Hannya: Good. Now I must return to Japan and kick some ass for lord Aoshi.
The vision dissapears. X wakes up in his Shadow Armor.
X: Kick ass ninjas FOREVER! Switch weapon to P-cannon!
As Sigma's mouth opens, X jumps on Sigma's face and fires the P-cannon into his mouth. Millions of Yellow bomb-rock-carrying Pikmin are forced into Sigma's system. As they collide into his joints, wires, and CPU's, the bomb-rocks explode. The collateral dmage quickly piles up.
Sigma: Ahh!! It hurts!!!
X: Gotcha. I don't have time to waste here. I have a world to clean up.
Sigma: We'll meet again, X.
X: We always meet again. And this is always what happens.
Sigma: But... How did you know...
X: Bomb-rocks.
Sigma: Of course. Hannya rocks! Whooooooooooaaaaaaa!!!!
The explosions take their toll and Sigma is roasted from the inside out.
X: Time to get out of here. No doubt Sigma's death will blow up the base.
X escapes with Zero and Gate just before the base explodes in all of its fade-to-white glory.
X: "Fade to white glory?" Zero was right. Damn Author...