He thought of what he was to do next, and grinned with all his teeth

And stacked up around them some wood and a wreath

He lit those fuckers on fire, laughed, and shook his belly

Luigi then went inside and ate a jar of jelly

Mario was squat and chubby, a jolly good elf

And Luigi laughed when he saw him die, in spite of himself

With a blink of an eye as he turned his head

Through the window he saw all the cops that he came to dread