Chapter 28 - I write too much
X makes it outside of Gate's Fortress before it explodes. Out of exhaustion, he drops Gate and Zero's body next to him. X then notices that he has no armor.
X: Hey, my armor! And my weapons! I lost them all again. This happens every time I beat Sigma and destroy his giant base. Almost as if it were a plot device...
Alia arrives at the scene.
Alia: ZERO!
Alia picks up Zero's unconscious body and holds it tightly.
X: Umm... Alia, I brought Gate too.
Alia: AND? Zero's so injured...
X: I brought Gate because he was a good friend of yours.
Zero finally awakens. He attempts to Hydroga out of Alia's grasp but he jumps instead.
Zero:...I have no special attacks... You beat Sigma.
X: Yup.
Alia: So, this is what happened, Gate.
X: He tried to revive Sigma and that was his reward.
Alia: YOU KILLED GATE?
X: No, Sigma did.
Zero: Why did you bring him back, anyway?
X: I know how it feels to lose your friends.
Zero: Oh right... sorry about dying back then... Wait. No. You left me for dead!
Alia: You... did... WHAT!
X: Um No I didn't, Zero. You were critically damaged, and there was nothing I could do.
Alia: Oh, OK. I thought you let him die. I would have had to kill you.
X: Oh sure, like you could kill me. What would you hit me with?
Alia: My text stopper.
X: Your what?
Zero: Not THE text stopper from MMX5!
A large rock appears above X.
X: Oh crap, I'd better move!
Before X can dash, a large text box appears at the top of the screen. The box halts all movement.
Alia: Eat text stopper and DIE!!!
The box clears and time continues, but X's timing is screwed up, and the rock quickly crushes him.
Zero: It didn't have to be that big, Alia.
X: So THAT's what kept happening in Burn Dinorex's stage... You know, you should give me that weapon.
Alia: Shutup. Pick up Gate so we can take him back and try to repair him. Zero, you can teleport with me...
Alia clutches Zero and teleports away.
X: You know, the story for this episode was pointless and unfulfilling, unlike MMX5.
X teleports away, with Gate in his grasp. After that, two doctors enter the area. One of them is Dr. Light. The other is quite wily...
Dr. Light: Hmm. They did it again.
Wily guy: Yup... Well, I'll rebuild Sigma AGAIN.
Dr. Light: And I'll think up the special powers to give X and Zero.
Wily guy: Do you think this will be the last episode?
Dr. Light: With that Mega Man Zero game coming out on Game Boy Advance? Probably. I mean, I don't think the public can take this low-quality crap anymore.
Wily guy: Maybe we should have achieved closure with this episode, instead of just leaving a question mark ending like we did with the original Mega Man.
Dr. Light: Hmm... Maybe Capcom will get smart and bundle all of the Mega Man games into one CD or DVD.
Wily guy: We can only hope. We can only hope.
THE END
FIN
FINALE
FINAL ROUND.... FIGHT!!!
Knuckles, when he dies: It's over...
AOHell, when you signoff: Goodbye!
No wait, I'm kidding. Bonus Epilogue tomorrow!
X makes it outside of Gate's Fortress before it explodes. Out of exhaustion, he drops Gate and Zero's body next to him. X then notices that he has no armor.
X: Hey, my armor! And my weapons! I lost them all again. This happens every time I beat Sigma and destroy his giant base. Almost as if it were a plot device...
Alia arrives at the scene.
Alia: ZERO!
Alia picks up Zero's unconscious body and holds it tightly.
X: Umm... Alia, I brought Gate too.
Alia: AND? Zero's so injured...
X: I brought Gate because he was a good friend of yours.
Zero finally awakens. He attempts to Hydroga out of Alia's grasp but he jumps instead.
Zero:...I have no special attacks... You beat Sigma.
X: Yup.
Alia: So, this is what happened, Gate.
X: He tried to revive Sigma and that was his reward.
Alia: YOU KILLED GATE?
X: No, Sigma did.
Zero: Why did you bring him back, anyway?
X: I know how it feels to lose your friends.
Zero: Oh right... sorry about dying back then... Wait. No. You left me for dead!
Alia: You... did... WHAT!
X: Um No I didn't, Zero. You were critically damaged, and there was nothing I could do.
Alia: Oh, OK. I thought you let him die. I would have had to kill you.
X: Oh sure, like you could kill me. What would you hit me with?
Alia: My text stopper.
X: Your what?
Zero: Not THE text stopper from MMX5!
A large rock appears above X.
X: Oh crap, I'd better move!
Before X can dash, a large text box appears at the top of the screen. The box halts all movement.
Alia: Eat text stopper and DIE!!!
The box clears and time continues, but X's timing is screwed up, and the rock quickly crushes him.
Zero: It didn't have to be that big, Alia.
X: So THAT's what kept happening in Burn Dinorex's stage... You know, you should give me that weapon.
Alia: Shutup. Pick up Gate so we can take him back and try to repair him. Zero, you can teleport with me...
Alia clutches Zero and teleports away.
X: You know, the story for this episode was pointless and unfulfilling, unlike MMX5.
X teleports away, with Gate in his grasp. After that, two doctors enter the area. One of them is Dr. Light. The other is quite wily...
Dr. Light: Hmm. They did it again.
Wily guy: Yup... Well, I'll rebuild Sigma AGAIN.
Dr. Light: And I'll think up the special powers to give X and Zero.
Wily guy: Do you think this will be the last episode?
Dr. Light: With that Mega Man Zero game coming out on Game Boy Advance? Probably. I mean, I don't think the public can take this low-quality crap anymore.
Wily guy: Maybe we should have achieved closure with this episode, instead of just leaving a question mark ending like we did with the original Mega Man.
Dr. Light: Hmm... Maybe Capcom will get smart and bundle all of the Mega Man games into one CD or DVD.
Wily guy: We can only hope. We can only hope.
THE END
FIN
FINALE
FINAL ROUND.... FIGHT!!!
Knuckles, when he dies: It's over...
AOHell, when you signoff: Goodbye!
No wait, I'm kidding. Bonus Epilogue tomorrow!