Epilogui
X, Zero, Alia, and Gate return to Hunter Base. Without Hydroga, Zero cannot escape form the grasp of Alia, Signas, and the other insignificant Hunter Base characters (heck, LifeSaver just dissapears for some unknown reason.)
X drops Gate in a healing chamber and notices someone.
X: Hmm... It's you!
Meanwhile, in the main room...
Zero: For the last time, NO!
Zero pulls out his Z-Saber and swings it madly. Everyone backs off.
X: Hey, look who I found!
X walks in, holding Isoc.
Alia: Isoc?
Signas: Isoc? Oh right... him. I almost forgot about him.
Zero: Am I the only one who shouldn't know about him?
X: Pretty much. (Turns to Isoc) OK buddy, you've got a lot of explaning to do.
Isoc: Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin!
X: ...Um...That was a weird line.
Zero: Hey, try tugging on his beard. Why does he have a beard?
X: That's like asking why you have hair, Zero.
As Zero wonders why he has hair (since it serves only to get in his way,) X tugs on Isoc's beard. But the beard was actually part of a mask!!
X: What the?
Zero: (thinking) Well, the hair does make me look cool...
Alia: Huh?
Signas: Wait! Can't be! You're...
X: Shigeru Miyamoto?
The mask reveals the face of the man who made Mario, Donkey Kong, Link, and pretty much everything else Nintendo is known for.
Zero: (Still pondering) Plus, people like blond guys. What's the word? Bishohen? Bisnohen? Bishonen? Was that it?
X: But...Why?
SM: The only other series to even stand close to my marvels... Mega Man has produced a gameplay formula that works so well it can be repeated over and over again and still sell like pancakes.
Signas: I still don't follow you.
SM: Don't you see? The other series have screwed up at least once. So I had to make sure you would fail...
Zero: Well, the fansites say that I'm really hot and they want me and X to... Whoa. Well, I have thought about it, but... I don't think X would really want to...
X: YOU set this crappy game up? But... it sucked so much... Everyone will look at this game like it's crappy!
SM: Now you understand.
X: But... because the Megaman series is in 2D, it relies on good gameplay to keep it alive. My Falcon Armor, the terrible "rescue the civilians" task, Zero's unexplained reappearance, the crushing ceilings, Sigma's poorly explained reappearance, Gate's Fuing everything... IT MADE NO SENSE! YOU RUINED MEGAMAN X6!
Zero: (checking fanfic sites) Wow, there's a giant discussion about what my sexual preference is. Who cares, anyway? It doesn't really matter. The point is, I am trying to save the world, and X is my best friend.
SM: Yes, now Capcom is discredited! Megaman truly made a terrible game! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
SM's maniacal laughter snaps Zero out of his trance.
Zero: Whoops...
Zero reads the script.
Zero: That's why we fought Metal Shark Player?
SM: Heehee...
Zero: But, I thought Capcom pledged to make Resident Evil series exclusive to the Nintendo GameCube.
SM: Heeeheee- Wait, you're right.
Zero: Why would you sabotage Capcom if it's going to breathe some new life into the GameCube and shake off rumors that Nintendo is a "kiddie company?"
SM: Ummm...Uhh...Well... that is to say... delays... Umm.... bye!
SM throws several smoke bombs, slips out of X's grasp, and hops on a bicycle.
SM: (quickly) Bike, bike, bike, bike, drive, drive, drive, drive, swim, swim, swim, swim, fly, fly, fly, fly, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, train, train, train, train, drill, drill, drill, drill!
SM rides the bike to a getaway car. He then drives to the lake and dives in. He swims to the airport where a private jet is waiting for him. He takes the jet and flies to the spaceport, where a spaceship takes him to the moon. A mysterious train (think Doomtrain from FF8) takes him from the moon to a secret island in the middle of nowhere. He rides an high-powered drillmobile that takes him deep below the surface to the ultra-secret Nintendo R&D underground base. SM steps into the base, where several suckups are waiting.
SM: (Just like Fox McCloud in Super Smash Brothers Melee) Mission Comprete!
Suckups: YAAAAAAAAAY!
Back in Hunter Base, the smoke finally clears.
Alia: He's gone!
X: Wow. I actually got to hold him. He's so COOL!
Signas: On the flip side, he ruined Megaman X6!
Zero walks toward them, carrying a giant stack of papers.
Zero: There. That's all of the fanfics about me. These should answer all of my questions about me.
X: Well, I guess this is a crappy ending to the Megaman X series. Let's hope I turn evil soon so Zero can start his own series.
Alia, Signas: What? Turn evil?
Zero: Sorry what were you saying? I was busy reading.
X: Oh, nothing, nothing. I'll be in my room.
X retreats into his room.
X: Capcom figured out my evil nature, just like Sigma and G did. I'll show them! I'll show ALL of them!!
The end?
Well, yes. Umm...
What do I do now?
Read my other fanfics! Yeah, that's it...
OKAY, now it actually is THE END.
X, Zero, Alia, and Gate return to Hunter Base. Without Hydroga, Zero cannot escape form the grasp of Alia, Signas, and the other insignificant Hunter Base characters (heck, LifeSaver just dissapears for some unknown reason.)
X drops Gate in a healing chamber and notices someone.
X: Hmm... It's you!
Meanwhile, in the main room...
Zero: For the last time, NO!
Zero pulls out his Z-Saber and swings it madly. Everyone backs off.
X: Hey, look who I found!
X walks in, holding Isoc.
Alia: Isoc?
Signas: Isoc? Oh right... him. I almost forgot about him.
Zero: Am I the only one who shouldn't know about him?
X: Pretty much. (Turns to Isoc) OK buddy, you've got a lot of explaning to do.
Isoc: Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin!
X: ...Um...That was a weird line.
Zero: Hey, try tugging on his beard. Why does he have a beard?
X: That's like asking why you have hair, Zero.
As Zero wonders why he has hair (since it serves only to get in his way,) X tugs on Isoc's beard. But the beard was actually part of a mask!!
X: What the?
Zero: (thinking) Well, the hair does make me look cool...
Alia: Huh?
Signas: Wait! Can't be! You're...
X: Shigeru Miyamoto?
The mask reveals the face of the man who made Mario, Donkey Kong, Link, and pretty much everything else Nintendo is known for.
Zero: (Still pondering) Plus, people like blond guys. What's the word? Bishohen? Bisnohen? Bishonen? Was that it?
X: But...Why?
SM: The only other series to even stand close to my marvels... Mega Man has produced a gameplay formula that works so well it can be repeated over and over again and still sell like pancakes.
Signas: I still don't follow you.
SM: Don't you see? The other series have screwed up at least once. So I had to make sure you would fail...
Zero: Well, the fansites say that I'm really hot and they want me and X to... Whoa. Well, I have thought about it, but... I don't think X would really want to...
X: YOU set this crappy game up? But... it sucked so much... Everyone will look at this game like it's crappy!
SM: Now you understand.
X: But... because the Megaman series is in 2D, it relies on good gameplay to keep it alive. My Falcon Armor, the terrible "rescue the civilians" task, Zero's unexplained reappearance, the crushing ceilings, Sigma's poorly explained reappearance, Gate's Fuing everything... IT MADE NO SENSE! YOU RUINED MEGAMAN X6!
Zero: (checking fanfic sites) Wow, there's a giant discussion about what my sexual preference is. Who cares, anyway? It doesn't really matter. The point is, I am trying to save the world, and X is my best friend.
SM: Yes, now Capcom is discredited! Megaman truly made a terrible game! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
SM's maniacal laughter snaps Zero out of his trance.
Zero: Whoops...
Zero reads the script.
Zero: That's why we fought Metal Shark Player?
SM: Heehee...
Zero: But, I thought Capcom pledged to make Resident Evil series exclusive to the Nintendo GameCube.
SM: Heeeheee- Wait, you're right.
Zero: Why would you sabotage Capcom if it's going to breathe some new life into the GameCube and shake off rumors that Nintendo is a "kiddie company?"
SM: Ummm...Uhh...Well... that is to say... delays... Umm.... bye!
SM throws several smoke bombs, slips out of X's grasp, and hops on a bicycle.
SM: (quickly) Bike, bike, bike, bike, drive, drive, drive, drive, swim, swim, swim, swim, fly, fly, fly, fly, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, train, train, train, train, drill, drill, drill, drill!
SM rides the bike to a getaway car. He then drives to the lake and dives in. He swims to the airport where a private jet is waiting for him. He takes the jet and flies to the spaceport, where a spaceship takes him to the moon. A mysterious train (think Doomtrain from FF8) takes him from the moon to a secret island in the middle of nowhere. He rides an high-powered drillmobile that takes him deep below the surface to the ultra-secret Nintendo R&D underground base. SM steps into the base, where several suckups are waiting.
SM: (Just like Fox McCloud in Super Smash Brothers Melee) Mission Comprete!
Suckups: YAAAAAAAAAY!
Back in Hunter Base, the smoke finally clears.
Alia: He's gone!
X: Wow. I actually got to hold him. He's so COOL!
Signas: On the flip side, he ruined Megaman X6!
Zero walks toward them, carrying a giant stack of papers.
Zero: There. That's all of the fanfics about me. These should answer all of my questions about me.
X: Well, I guess this is a crappy ending to the Megaman X series. Let's hope I turn evil soon so Zero can start his own series.
Alia, Signas: What? Turn evil?
Zero: Sorry what were you saying? I was busy reading.
X: Oh, nothing, nothing. I'll be in my room.
X retreats into his room.
X: Capcom figured out my evil nature, just like Sigma and G did. I'll show them! I'll show ALL of them!!
The end?
Well, yes. Umm...
What do I do now?
Read my other fanfics! Yeah, that's it...
OKAY, now it actually is THE END.