I don't own sailor moon blah blah blah... The characters mentoined are mostly mine so don't use them in your stories without my permission. Arigato! Enjoy!!

Author note: The paragraphs like this right after Part ? are the narater.

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Deep in space, silent, except for the cry of one lone girl.

"Ahhhhhhhh! Help me Gabbi!"

"You're mine once and for all! Fwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"

"Noooooooo heeelp meeeeee!"

The Adventure Begins

Part 1

Ah. Once again we're back in our heroes' happy asteroid belt. Gabbi has just been awakened by the all too familiar sound of Nakago singing the theme song at the top of her lungs.

"Fly me to the moon..."

"Yeah I'll fly you to the moon. Nakago what the hell are you doing, waking me up in the middle of the night to your horrible voice"

"Oh. Hi Gatcat I just came to say good night 'cause I forgot..." said Nakago smiling.

"Is that it!" Gabbi yelled, getting very impatient.

"Nope. I finally figured out that joke you told me last week. Remember why did the cat cross the asteroid belt, to keep from being squished." Said Nakago roaring with laughter.

"That's it! I can't believe you woke me up for that!" Yelled Gabbi exploding with anger.

"No that's not all," said Nakago, happy as a goose. "Your sisters been kidnapped"

"WHAT!"

Nakago then proceeded to knock Gabbi unconscious with a blender.

Part II

Gabbi has final woken up from her not-so-natural nap. She heads downstairs to where Nakago is drooling over a picture of her fantasy boy friend, Heero Yuy.

Gabbi enters the room and hits Nakago on the head.

"Good afternoon Gabbi," Nakago says as she reaches up and scratches the lump on her head, " sleep well?"

"Considering you hit me on the head with an appliance, NO!" Said Gabbi really pisted.

"Well I couldn't let you miss any beauty sleep just because your sisters been kidnapped." Said Nakago calmly.

"Well, we must go after her, Immediately." Gabbi said, Once again in control of her emotions.

"Yes of course, but first..." Nakago pauses dramatically," Tea Time!"

"Oh how forgetful of me" muttered Gabbi. "We can't leave before we have our afternoon cup of tea."

"Would you like one lump or two" asked Nakago? She took down the tea set and a mallet (?).

"One" replied Gabbi, neatly folding her napkin on her lap.

"Okay" said Nakago picking up the mallet. She proceeds to hit Gabbi on the head.

"Ow! Why did you hit me on my head" yells Gabbi rubbing her lump?

"Why dearie, you asked for a lump" said Nakago putting away the mallet.

"I thought you meant sugar" complained Gabbi starting to get annoyed.

"Why would I talk about sugar" asked Nakago, a blank look on her face?

"Well its teatime, you know."

"Oh how forgetful of me. Green Tea or Lipton?"

"Lipton."

"Here you go." Says Nakago in a fake English accent.

"Why thank you." Gabbi gracefully takes the cup from Nakago.

"You're welcome."

Gabbi and Nakago finish their teatime in silence. They finish their tea and put the stuff back in their places.

"Now that that's over let's search for my sister. Agreed?" Gabbi says standing up from the table.

"Agreed." Yells Nakago as she trips on the edge of the carpet.

"After you." Says Gabbi, ignoring Nakago's clumsiness and making a graceful gesture.

"No. After you." Says Nakago trying to copy the gesture, but failing miserably.

"Let us go hand in hand." Says Gabbi, ignoring Nakago's clumsiness, again.

"Agreed." Said both Gabbi and Nakago.

Part III

Now our super hero's are back in their luxury living room

"Now we must search for my sister" Said Gabbi.

"Yes of course. Now where's the most likely place that she would have been taken?" Said Nakago sitting down in her plush purple chair. Nakago reaches into her pocket, pulls out a bubble pipe, and proceeds to smoke it as Gabbi paces around the room.

"Why" says Gabbi as she stops pacing, "I believe Evilly Pointed Planet!"

"So she wouldn't be there." Replied Nakago imitating Sherlock Homes and puffing her bubble pipe.

"Yes. Oh! I know she could be on Upside Down World."

"Nope."

"Ring-a-Ding"

"Nay"

"Hape Port"

"No-siree"

4 hours later the room is very full of bubbles at this point. There is a clear space only around the area Gabbi is pacing.

"Mars"

"Inky winky zip nadda"

"Jupiter"

"Not at all"

"I know this is wrong but um... Earth."

"Correct"

"Well then maybe..." said Gabbi, Nakago's answer not sinking in yet. "W-What!"

"Well it's the least obvious place and it has 10 senshi. It's the worst possible place to hide your sister, so that's where the bad guy would have taken her." Nakago puts away her pipe and begins to pop the bubbles.

"Well hurry up, let us go."

"Okay." Shouts Nakago, popping one more bubble before jumping up and flashing a "V" to no one in particular.

Our hero's have just found out where Gabbi's little sister is being held, on the backwater planet Earth. They've had their afternoon tea and they're ready to get going. Now, how are they going to get there?

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