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How to Hitch Hike

Part I

Well, we're once again back in our heroes' living room. Gabbi is sitting in a straight back chair while Nakago bounces of the walls, literally.

"Yippee!" Yelled Nakago, "I've always wanted to go to Earth."

"Calm down" ordered Gabbi impatiently, "First we have to find someone to take us to earth."

"Oh don't worry I have a friend who owes me a debt. Be back in a flash" Nakago then blinks out, off to find her friend.

"I've got a bad feeling about this friend of hers." Muttered Gabbi shaking her head. She walks to the living room to read till Nakago returns.

Part II

Nakago left Gabbi at home with a good book when she blinked out. Nakago has arrived in the cockpit of her old smuggling/bounty hunter partner. At the moment she's trying to get him to do her a favor since he really doesn't owe her a debt.

"It'll be just like old times." Wailed Nakago to her friend who owed her a 'debt'.

"That's what I was afraid of." Said Julian.

"Oh come on!" She begged.

"No." yelled Julian.

"Pretty please with ice cream and sugar on top." Begged Nakago

"Absolutely, Positively, No! I had to go to rehab for 5 months after spending that horrid decade with you!" Shouted Julian

"Oh fine. I'll just go tell Gatapollo that your not going to give us a lift" said Nakago sighing, "She was really looking forward to it."

"Did you say G-Gatapollo" asked Julian stammering with fear?

"Yes. Why?" Asks Nakago, assuming an innocent expression.

"I'll take you and Gatapollo wherever you want, just don't bring Sailor Gatapollo's wrath down upon my head." Cried Julian throwing himself at Nakago's feet.

"Oh thank you so much Julian, you won't regret this," said Nakago extremely happy. "Fly your ship on over to Gatapollo asteroid belt. I'll meet you there."

Nakago blinked out.

Part III

Gabbi is sitting in her uncomfortable looking chair and reading War and Peace, the boring book about nothing, waiting for Nakago to return.

"Gabbi, guess what!" Cried Icestar popping in right behind Gabbi.

"You found your pet lizard, Fluffy." Says Gabbi sarcastically; she doesn't even blink since she's so used to Nakago's comings and goings.

"No." says Nakago getting all sad, "Fluffy's gone forever to reptile heaven, where it is always sunny and there's always plenty of cute bunny's to eat" she pauses and then continues on a happier note "I've got us a ship!"

"That's great. When will it be here?" Asks Gabbi. Setting down her book.

The whine of an engine and a loud thump answer Gabbi's question.

They run outside to see Julian's ship sitting in the front yard. Julian emerges from the ship through the top hatch and performs a sweeping bow (aimed towards Gabbi).

"It twould be an honor to conduct you two beautiful ladies to your destination" Julian says to Gabbi in an old English accent.

"Why thank you. We're sure to enjoy our trip with such fine a pilot." Responds Gabbi politely.

"Drop the fake accent Julian. It don't suite you." Complains Nakago pouting.

"Well where are you two headin" pries Julian, without the accent?

"We're goin to Earth," Nakago says, happy again.

"WHAT!! That's a four-month trip."

Part IV

Poor, Julian four months with Nakago, the poor boys gonna hafta go to rehab again.

"Wow, you really have a fast ship if you can make it to Earth in four months" says Gabbi impressed.

Julian's floored he didn't expect this "I-I thought you we're just going to ask me to take you to paradise or Isle Planet not half way across the universe."

"Well you said you'd take us so you're taking us." Says Nakago in a no nonsense tone. She turns and go's to start packing and putting things on board the ship.

Gabbi and Julian stand off to the side. Gabbi supervising Nakago, and Julian talking to himself.

"Oh no! Four months with Nakago, I'll... I'll go mental. Ohh why me... Why, Why me...

"Julian" says Gabbi turning to him "we're ready to go."

"Mmm, that quickly" says Julian.

Gabbi shrugs "Nakago has a knack for packing quickly."

Julian smiles remembering the day Nakago loaded their cargo in less than 30 seconds, a universal record. He turns to Gabbi "After you lady Gatapollo."

Gabbi nods as she passes him; she stops "Since we're going to be together for a while you might as well call me Gabbi" she then jumps onto the ship and hops through the hatch.

"What about me Julian?" Asks Nakago appearing behind him.

Julian turns to her an annoyed look on his face "What about you."

"Aren't you going to be polite to me too" asked Nakago with a dejected look on her face?

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Because you're annoying and stupid."

"Hurry up Nakago and Captain Julian" calls Gabbi from somewhere in the ship.

"Be there in a sec." yell both Julian and Nakago.

"Oh god. I'm not going to survive this" moans Julian.

"Yep, you're not" calls Nakago from the top of the ship.

"Akkk" and he falls down on his face.

Nakago and Julian are once again together and embarking on a new adventure. Can Julian survive four months with Nakago? Can Gabbi? Can Nakago?

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Watcha think I'll be putting the third up soon!!! Please review!!