Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!! I'm HYPER MUAHAHAA!!!!!! SNICKERS!!! WHOOPEE!!! I'm high on a Snickers( bar and Coca-Cola(!!!! *laugh insanely* No not really…but I did just have a bottle of Coke and a Snickers so I AM VERY HYPER!!!! ^^ Anywayz, thanx 4 all the reviews!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! *hugs Gohan toy* I wuv Gohan…*giggles and passes out*

J-chan: ……GOHAN IS MINE!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU- wait a sec…C-chan? Are you okay?

Disclaimer: *giggles insanely* *looks in cupped hands* * looks around* …I don't own DBZ…* looks around* …but don't tell anyone… *giggles insanely once more*

J-chan: nutcase…o.O

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ABC… easy as 123…ah simple as Do Re Mi…blah blah blah…. ON TO CHAPTER 18!!!! ^_^

~Chapter 18~

~*~ Last chapter~*~

The two jittery teens walked up to the door of Capsule Corp. and rang the doorbell. Gohan was scared out of his mind. Bulma opened the door with a huge grin plastered on her face. When she noticed the terrified look on their faces, it worried her. "What are you two doing here? Weren't you taking Videl home Gohan?" asked Bulma. "Well, you see…" he was getting increasingly nervous. "…Bulma-san, we have some….news that we think you and my mother should know…"

~*~ End Last chapter~*~

"Gohan?" asked Chichi as she joined the group standing in the door. "Gohan, what do you have to tell us?" asked Bulma. "Um…I think we should…sit down for this…" mumbled Gohan. "Okay hun…" replied Bulma.

They walked over and sat down on the big comfy couches in the living room of Capsule Corp. "Where should we start?" Gohan asked Videl. "How about straight to the point! Gohan, sweetie, what do you have to say? Will I be expecting grandchildren?" said Chichi, the last part with enthusiasm…without a clue as to how right she was. Gohan paled a bit and Videl was, well, shocked! 'How does she know Gohan?!' 'Videl, she doesn't…she's been teasing me about that since I was 13…she's obsessed…wont she be surprised when I tell her to get out the crib…she just might have a heart-attack…so we better say it lightly and carefully…' "Mom…V-V-Videl is…" Gohan started. "Videl is what sweetie?" asked Chichi. "…she's…pregnant…" mumbled Gohan quickly and just loud enough for the two woman to hear. "Videl is what?!" Chichi practically yelled. "I'm almost scared to ask who the dad is…" said Bulma. Gohan cleared his throat and started looking around and whistling innocently. 'It wuz'n me…' 'Gohan…' 'I'm okay…we better tell them now, ne?' 'Yea…YOU should shouldn't you?' 'Shuttup' "Gohan? You still there?" asked Chichi. "Eh heh heh heh…I'm hungry!" said Gohan. "…" "…" "…" was the three girls reply. "Gohan…" said Chichi sternly. "Yes mommy?" Gohan said sweetly, hoping to lessen the blow. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!" Gohan cringed, he KNEW he was dead now. "I'M SO HAPPY!!! I'M PRACTICALLY A GRANDMOTHER ALREADY!!!!!" Chichi finished. Gohan and Videl just stared in disbelief as Bulma joined Chichi in her rejoicing and wedding plans as well as plans for the baby. "Either one: my mom has gone insane, or two: I'm really unconcious somewhere and this is all a dream…" mumbled Gohan as Videl nodded in agreement.

As things couldn't any more complicated, Vegeta decided to stroll on in. (A/N- Okay, maybe STROLL isn't the BEST word but oh well…) "What are you inferior brats doing here? AND WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING WOMAN?!" screamed Vegeta, ticked because his training had been interrupted by the loud laughing and screaming. "EHEHEAAA!!!! HAHAHAA!!! They hehehe th-th-they are here b-b-because hehehe because they had to tell us something! Guess what Vegeta! Videl is pregnant! Isn't that wonderful?" exclaimed Bulma in an exited voice. "You mean THAT is what all this racket is about? I could've told you THAT! I've known that since Videl and Gohan stepped out of that darned time contraption of yours!" shouted Vegeta. "How?" asked Bulma. "Because, I could sense the energy of the bonding and I felt a tiny ki inside Videl…I'm NOT an idiot like you onna!" snapped Vegeta. "Oh…AND I AM NOT AN IDIOT SHORTY!" yelled Bulma, now insulted. "Whatever…I'm going back to my training…you stupid humans aren't worth my time…well, Gohan isn't all human BUT HE STILL ISN'T WORTH MY TIME!" shouted Vegeta as he turned and walked away, back to his training room.

"Hey ma, what are we going to do about Videl? I mean, it wont be a secret for long and we still have school!" mentioned Gohan. "I'm not sure…but all I know is you need to get married!" stated Chichi firmly. "Okay, okay… sure, but still-" said Gohan before Vegeta interrupted, "According to the Saiyan side of this, they already are married." "Hey, I thought you were training." Said Gohan. "Hmph...I was, but then I heard what they said and I have to share with you inferiors…there's some things you must know…" retorted Vegeta. "How are they already married almighty one?" asked Bulma sarcastically. "According to Saiyan tradition, bonding is like that of marriage here on the giant mud-ball of a rock that you call your home planet. Since they have bonded, technically, they have married in your little earthling terms." Said Vegeta matter-a-factly.

"That isn't enough! I don't want my baby boy and Videl walking around with a child when they aren't legally married!" protested Chichi. "Hmph." Was all Vegeta said as he walked back out of the room. "On the wedding plans!" yelled Bulma.

"Hey Gohan, I was thinking…once you and Videl are married, she could always live with us, considering I highly doubt that her father and the press will take it lightly." Said Chichi. "We've already told Hercule…but you're right." Said Gohan. "Well, while you and Bulma talk this out, mind if Videl and I take a walk?" Gohan asked his mother. "Sure, go ahead sweetie. Have fun!" answered Chichi as she winked suggestively at her son. Gohan blushed because he knew what his mom was hinting. 'Eww….my mom has a sick mind…' 'What?' 'Don't worry about it…lets go.' 'Okay.' The two headed out the door to leave the two romance-obsessed woman to talk about their wedding and soon-to-be-born baby.

Gohan and Videl walked in a comfortable silence around the park. It was one of those sappy moments that make you feel all warm and bubbly inside. It was normal enough until, as always, something must ruin the moment. Lurking in the shadows (A/N- dum di dummmm!!!!) was….someone. (A/N- ^^;;;) Gohan heard his name being whispered so naturally, he turned around. And boy was he surprised. It was….Zen! (A/N- now ya happy J-chan?)

"Nice to see you Gohan-san. How have you been all these years huh?" asked Zen. Gohan being the adorably-clueless son of Goku that he is, he frankly didn't quite remember this girl. After a minute, something sparked in Gohan's eyes and he lit up. Zen was thrilled! He remembered her! "I know you! You're that girl that works at Pizza Hut right?" exclaimed Gohan. Videl fell down laughing because she knew that he was being dead serious when he said that…that's what made it so funny. Zen was dumbfounded then hurt. "What are you talking about? DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME YOU IDIOT?!?!" screamed Zen as her ki rose dramatically. To be blunt, this slightly scared Gohan and made Videl stop mid-laugh and stand up. "Uh…am I supposed to? Due to the current circumstances, I'm assuming that you aren't the girl from Pizza Hut huh?" said Gohan cluelessly. "No kidding." Said Zen flatly as she continued powering up. In one swift movement, Zen fazed out and appeared behind Videl and knocked the unsuspecting teen temporarily unconscious. "Videl?!" Gohan yelled in surprise and shock.

"Now, getting down to business Gohan." Said Zen in a frightening tone. "What did you do? How am I supposed to know you anyway?" said Gohan, now hurt that she would knock out his mate and then expect to just sit down and talk, maybe have a cup of tea. "Hm…I am surprised that you could forget me…but then again…you never know…think, say, 10 years ago. Can you remember anything, different about that year?" asked Zen. "Well, I found Icarus…and I got kidnapped by Garlic Jr. …ummm….and some other stuff." Said Gohan, unaware of the true meaning of this conversation. Zen stared… "Ummm….are you SURE there wasn't anything else?" hinted Zen. "Oh yea! I met this girl in the park and we played…it was fun. Don't know where she went…" said Gohan as he pondered the girl's whereabouts. "What would you do if I said I was the little girl Zen?" asked Zen. "Then I would throw back my head and laugh." Stated Gohan plainly as he plastered the classic Son( grin on his face. "You truly are a moron Gohan…well I am Zen and if you laugh, then I will blow the girl to kingdom come." Said Zen in a deadly serious tone. This creeped Gohan out so he just nodded. *gulp...she's scary…* "Y- You're…Zen?" Gohan asked din a small, quiet voice. Zen nodded her head to say yes, she was. "Why are you here?" he asked, less scared of her now. "I came to get you! I missed you so I decided I would come back…who needs this stupid planet anyway?" said Zen. "Ummm….me." replied Gohan.

Just as that was said, all the Z-fighters appeared. Videl stirred and woke up to find her mate next to that strange lady and all the rest of the group walking there…she was well, confused. Zen shot a look at Videl and feeling threatened, she walked over and placed her foot on Videl's stomach and pressed lightly, thoroughly freaking Gohan out. "What are you doing you idiot?" Gohan yelled at Zen while she simply smirked. "If you wont come voluntarily my friend, I will have to kill your little friend here." Stated Zen. When Vegeta decided to speak up, "I wouldn't do that if your planning on taking Brat-o-Kakorat with you…killing the girl will kill the brat as well." This caught everyone off guard giving Vegeta the feeling of control. Gohan shot Vegeta a glare that said: Don't you dare tell them why…or I will personally kill you. Vegeta decided to leave it at that…not because of Gohan's threat, just because…JUST BECAUSE!!! "Zen, I'm warning you….leave Videl alone…" Gohan said in a low, threatening tone. Zen didn't' notice the seriousness and just stepped a little harder. "Stop it…now." He continued. "What Gohan? This?" asked Zen as she continued the torture.

Gohan couldn't take it, it was his child that was about to be smashed into little pieces so he attacked. He lunged at Zen and hit her in the stomach. This caught Zen off guard so she fell to the ground. Videl sat up and moved away, shocked that Zen would just attack her for no apparent reason. She was relieved that the baby wasn't to far into the development or that would have been WORSE news! Zen stood up just to have Gohan uppercut her in the jaw. Zen couldn't believe that Gohan, her FRIEND Gohan was attacking her. Had she gone to far? Did this girl mean THAT much to him? She caught his next attack and ATTEMPTED to calm him down but that…seemed quite impossible. "Gohan? What's wrong?" asked Zen, now unsure if he was still her friend. "You could have killed her." Said Gohan in well…a not-Gohan voice. "But-" she started. "No…" he interrupted. Zen was peeved. She had come all this way just to have him attack her and refuse explanations.

The Z-fighters were…VERY confused…wasn't this that girl looking for Gohan before they sent Videl to get him?

Videl got up and broke up the fight. 'What are you doing Videl?' 'I don't want you fighting her…it very well may be your battle but you're my mate and she's trying to take you away…if it gets to rough, you can help if you REALLY want to…^^' 'Heh heh…I guess…' Videl walked up to Zen and glared daggers to her. Zen didn't know why this weakling was challenging her…oh well, she could kill her once and for all and still get Gohan! Videl walked up to Zen and looked her strait in the eye. "If you wanna fight…fight me." Videl calmly stated. Zen replied, "Bring it on."

And thus the battle for Gohan begins!!! Hey! This is my longest chappie yet! I got to 5 pages! YAY!!!! ^^ Well, it will be over soon. –crowd cheers- ….^^ Anyway…hope ya like it! And the Zen part is dedicated to J-chan…^^ luv ya! Anyway, I thinking keyword: THINKING of maybe…keyword: MAYBE making a sequel or something…but I'm not sure if I can…it wouldn't be very long but oh well…Have a spiffy day and may the bunnies be with you! *blows raspberry* ^_~