LINK AND THE GERUDOS!!!
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Anazi-Age 17 Anazi is a very strong warrior in the gerudo tribe. Her best friend is Naboru.
Naboru-Age16 we all know about naboru if you've played the game
Link-Age18 OUR HERO OF TIME WOO HOO(I made him 1 year younger just because I felt like it)
Me-Age17 the author of the story. Shes a great person who likes reveiws
It was spring again it the gerudo valley the gerudos were preparing a big festival called the "The Fire Spirit Returns". This celebration was very important because on that night the gerudos gather around and prey to their goddess, Din (the goddess of power/fire). In this retual they must give a male sacrifice to the fire goddess. So they had much planing to do…
Anazi: is every thing prepared, we only have 2 more days and the sun is already setting.
Naboru: yes we just need the sacrifice
Anazi: you've been awfully stressed lately…whats wrong?
Nabooru: it Ganondorf, he has been very suspicious lately…
Anazi:I know what you mean I find it brave that you went to the temple and tried to find out what was going on.
Naboru:Well lets get back to work you are in charge of finding the sacrifice.
And with that Anazi got on her horse and rode out to Hyrule field…
Here we meet our hero link awwww hes so cute. Any ways link as we speak is defeating a Poe while Epona chews on the grass.
"you have defeated a Poe what shall you do?"
kill it
tease it
catch it in a bottle
let Epona trample it
Link: Tease it
Link ha ha you're a worthless piece of shit ha ha bow to me whew go me ha ha
Link: ok I think that's enough teasing
Link: Navi where do I have to go now. I need another medallion
Navi:HEY LOOK LISTEN LOOK HEY LISTEN HEY HEY
Link:Navi! Did you get into my secret coffee stash. You little dipshit!
Navi: HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
Link I didn't what it to come to this,but….
(Link takes his sword and kills Navi)
Link: Finally shes gone….Sigh…now I can relax
(Anazi dismount her horse and tiptoes behind a tree)
Link:hmm*someones near me, better get ready to fight*
(Link pretends to be asleep)
Anazi:*good hes asleep now all tiptoe right behind him and conk him out with my handy dandy Spear.
(Link suddenly gets up and pins Anazi down on the ground
Anazi: GET OFF OF ME YOU PERV!!!RAPE RAPE RAPE!!
Link: Will you shut up! Im not going to rape you!
Anazi: Then get off me!
Link:Then don't kill me!
Anazi: Fine...
(They both got up and started wiping dirt off there selves)
Link: Now why the hell were you trying to kill me
Anazi: I wasn't trying to kill you our tribe needs your help…
Link: What tribe?
Anazi: The Gerudos
Link: it was rumored that you might have one of the ancient medallions.
Anazi: Yes and if you help us will give it to you. We have no need for the medallion
Link: all right so are gonna show me to this Gerudo tribe ?
Anazi: Oh yeah uh-huh follow me^-^
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Anazi-Age 17 Anazi is a very strong warrior in the gerudo tribe. Her best friend is Naboru.
Naboru-Age16 we all know about naboru if you've played the game
Link-Age18 OUR HERO OF TIME WOO HOO(I made him 1 year younger just because I felt like it)
Me-Age17 the author of the story. Shes a great person who likes reveiws
It was spring again it the gerudo valley the gerudos were preparing a big festival called the "The Fire Spirit Returns". This celebration was very important because on that night the gerudos gather around and prey to their goddess, Din (the goddess of power/fire). In this retual they must give a male sacrifice to the fire goddess. So they had much planing to do…
Anazi: is every thing prepared, we only have 2 more days and the sun is already setting.
Naboru: yes we just need the sacrifice
Anazi: you've been awfully stressed lately…whats wrong?
Nabooru: it Ganondorf, he has been very suspicious lately…
Anazi:I know what you mean I find it brave that you went to the temple and tried to find out what was going on.
Naboru:Well lets get back to work you are in charge of finding the sacrifice.
And with that Anazi got on her horse and rode out to Hyrule field…
Here we meet our hero link awwww hes so cute. Any ways link as we speak is defeating a Poe while Epona chews on the grass.
"you have defeated a Poe what shall you do?"
kill it
tease it
catch it in a bottle
let Epona trample it
Link: Tease it
Link ha ha you're a worthless piece of shit ha ha bow to me whew go me ha ha
Link: ok I think that's enough teasing
Link: Navi where do I have to go now. I need another medallion
Navi:HEY LOOK LISTEN LOOK HEY LISTEN HEY HEY
Link:Navi! Did you get into my secret coffee stash. You little dipshit!
Navi: HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
Link I didn't what it to come to this,but….
(Link takes his sword and kills Navi)
Link: Finally shes gone….Sigh…now I can relax
(Anazi dismount her horse and tiptoes behind a tree)
Link:hmm*someones near me, better get ready to fight*
(Link pretends to be asleep)
Anazi:*good hes asleep now all tiptoe right behind him and conk him out with my handy dandy Spear.
(Link suddenly gets up and pins Anazi down on the ground
Anazi: GET OFF OF ME YOU PERV!!!RAPE RAPE RAPE!!
Link: Will you shut up! Im not going to rape you!
Anazi: Then get off me!
Link:Then don't kill me!
Anazi: Fine...
(They both got up and started wiping dirt off there selves)
Link: Now why the hell were you trying to kill me
Anazi: I wasn't trying to kill you our tribe needs your help…
Link: What tribe?
Anazi: The Gerudos
Link: it was rumored that you might have one of the ancient medallions.
Anazi: Yes and if you help us will give it to you. We have no need for the medallion
Link: all right so are gonna show me to this Gerudo tribe ?
Anazi: Oh yeah uh-huh follow me^-^