Bathroom Wars

By The Fellowship of the R.O.W.

As/N:

PREEESEEENTIIINGG…POPULAR SD BASKETBALL PLAYERS BATHROOM DEATHMATCH!!! (echo effect…hehe…)

The lights dimmed in the bathroom and a spotlight illuminated a bespectacled girl with light brown hair.

"Hello everyone, I am your host for the P. SD. B. P. Bathroom Deathmatch, Urashima Nayomi!"

A short silver-and-black haired girl followed suit and introduced herself as well. "And I am her co-host, Sayama Yuki."

Then another bespectacled girl with short hair, as well, wearing a big smile stepped up and said, "Hi, minna, I'm Mizukara Ayuru! Welcome to the show!" waving to the crowd.

ANOTHER Yuki: My, my, doesn't this sound a bit redundant… girl with shoulder black hair stepped to the stage/arena/whatever and said, "And I am Hoshi, at your service!"

(Sigh) Lastly (finally!), a girl with ear length hair stepped out. "LK peeps! (I'm sure you already know what LK means) I'm Yoshino Akai! Call ma Kai! Good day!"

Everyone we are THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE R.O.W.!

Mikara: A name that I thought up! Note: We should be more descriptive!

Nayomi was confused. "Who's gonna be referee?"

"Mikara-shirei, of course!" Yuki said, handing Mikara black trousers and a black and white striped shirt. "I'm sure they'll look good with your shoes!"

Mikara smiled. "Yes, they most probably will NOT." She looked down at her shoes. "These have 5-inch heels Yuki: (gasp!) She wears high heels!, dammit!" She ran a finger down one of them. "And they're suede! I'm not trying to be priggish, but how am I supposed to explain to my dad how bile got over my birthday shoes?"

"Then rob somebody's sneakers!" Hoshi said, exasperated. "Can't you ever think of ANYTHING?!?" she yelled, whacking Mikara. Yuki: I see what you mean…once, in the science lab, she kept on saying "tinapay" (Bread) while doing an experiment on the water holding capacity of rocks and soil.

"I think of…FUUMA!" Mikara protested, before going into dreamland again.

"Fuuma…"

"Mikara?"

"Fuuma…"

"Mikara!"

"Fuuma…"

"MIKARA!"

"FUUMA!" Mikara yelled, jumping up. "Fuuma!"

Yuki blanched. "OK…she's finally lost it."

"She hasn't had it for a long time," remarked Nayomi.

"I'LL STEAL FUUMA'S SHOES!!!"

"Oh…well hurry it up, will ya?!? You're wasting too much fic space again!!!"

"OK!" Mikara disappeared for a moment and came back with a pair of dripping Nikes. "Here we go!" said Mikara happily as she chucked the contents of the shoes behind her. "Aaah…much better!"

"Uh…Mikara?"

"What, Hoshi?" said Mikara, looking up from tying "her" shoe.

"Uh…WHAT WAS IN THAT SHOE?!?"

"Yeah, what was in that sh---" Yuki said. "WAITAMINUTE! Stop talkin about the contents of Fuuma's shoes and let's start BATHROOM WARS! Sayang yung notebook space ko no!" Nayomi: LT as "The space in my notebook will be wasted. You see, we were writing on her notebook.

Nayomi shuddered. "Fuuma's feet were still in his shoes…"

"Yep!" Mikara chirped happily. "I'll reattach the, later…Yuki's right! Enough of Fuuma's feet – let's start Bathroom Wars!" The crowd screamed wildly. "Our first contenders: Akagi and Uozumi." A chorus of boos. "Aw, come on, guys…BOO SOME MORE!!!"

"YEAH!" Yuki screamed. "BOO SOME MORE! BOO----"

*BOOM*

"Oops…" she said. "I accidentally fired my grenade launcher…ew!

Uozumi's body parts suddenly rained down on them and his head landed on Akagi, who, in return, screamed like a girl.

"Erm," said Mikara, "the winner is…Yuki?"

Nayomi was confused. "You mean we can be contestants??? No one ever tells me these things!"

"There's NOTHING in the rulebook about the R.O.W. members being allowed to participate in this particular Deathmatch tournament," Mikara interjected. "But as official judges and referees, we get to rig the fight!" she added brightly.

"Um…ok…anyway, on to the next fight! We have…"

Akai was supposed to announce the next fight, but unfortunately, she fell asleep. "ZzZzZzZzZKiyotaZzZzZzZzKawaiiZzZzZ…"

"Er…Let's get this show on the road!" Nayomi screamed. "Next we have…(drumroll)…Sendoh VS Fukuda!"

Everyone gasped. "Hey! Isn't it supposed to be Sendoh VS Rukawa?!" one R.F.G. Yuki: Rabid Fan Girl

"Yeah! This is a rip off! I came to see Rukawa! Not some freak creation (Fukuda grows small here) of some freak scientist (Kogure hides here)!!!" another yelled.

"We couldn't get Rukawa," Hoshi negotiated. "He's too expensive. Fukuda was all we could afford."

A large ruckus was caused by the R.F.G.s. Nayomi pulled out a concealed weapon, due to the tic on the side of her forehead.

*KABOOM*

Bits and pieces of R.F.G.s rained on the remaining audience. Nayomi throws away a controller with a big red button. "Never say such things about Kogure's creations!"

"Um…anyway, let the fight begin!" Yuki yelled.

Sendoh reared up, and yelled his fighting yell. "THOUSAND SPIKES!!!" Hair needles rained down on Fukuda. "Ha! Take that!"

Fukuda stood his ground and puckered his lips.

Sendoh quickly grabbed onto a pillar, as he knew what was coming next…oh boy…

~End of Chapter 2~

A/N: Yuki Yeah! A sort of like cliffhanger!

Nayomi Anyway, R&R!