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"Well this is a good room. Where are you going to be sleeping?" asked Sabé standing before a bed in a small room that Anakin had managed to "rent" for the night. They had just arrived on a planet called Mos Ienes.
"Well…Here…." He said motioning to the bed, his face flushing.
Sabé's face turned bright red.
"What?" she asked almost chocking on the words.
"Well we can only afford one room Sabé…" Anakin explained.
"Oh no! I am not sleeping in the same bed as you. I'm a royal handmaiden! I can't be expected to…" she said.
"Well I'm a Jedi, so you can't possibly suspect me of that. Nothings going to happen." He said.
Sabé looked at him suspiciously.
Anakin sighed. "Ok come on, we'd better get to sleep if we're planning to start our search early tomorrow."
"Fine, I'll take this side of the bed, and you sleep there. I swear Anakin if I feel you touching me!!!" she threatened with a daring look.
Anakin laughed.
"I wouldn't dream of it m'lady. I'd be much too frightened of what you could do." He said laughing.
And so they slept each on their own side of the bed. And surprisingly enough, Sabé had no trouble sleeping.
* * * * * * * *
"What??" Amidala cried to the woman, she advanced towards Obi Wan but was stopped by the woman's blade.
"You can't possibly be serious!" she said.
"You laid no claim to him. Therefore by the laws of Dathomir he is for anyone to be claimed."
Amidala's mouth hung open, and she looked at Obi Wan. He shook his head at her, indicating that she shouldn't provoke the girl any further.
"You said that you're a princess?" asked Obi Wan.
Tiene glanced at him and smiled.
"Yes. I am princess of Dathomir, from the clan of Hillea."
"Do you have a city?"
Tiene gave him a questioning look.
"We have a grand village." She declared.
Obi Wan sighed.
Well I hope they have something useful in this grand village. He thought.
Tiene came over to him and smiled slyly, running her fingers over his now bare arms.
"You are he."
"Him who?"
"The man I was destined to capture. Yes you will do nicely."
"Wait a minute!" Amidala cried her eyes growing rounder with every stroke the Dathomir woman gave Obi Wan's arms.
The woman turned to her eyes glowing with anger.
"sister witch, I expect you to respect my rights to this man! I claimed him. he is mine to do as I please."
"Witch?" Obi Wan asked.
The girl turned back to him and smiled once more.
"Yes, we are Dathomir witches. I am one of the most powerful ones here."
Obi Wan realized a very important thing.
"That's how you were able to surprise me, you cloaked yourself with the force."
"What's the force?" asked the woman.
"You do not know what the force is?"
"I've never heard of it." The woman said smiling at him, she circled around Obi Wan examining every one of his features.
Obi Wan lifted his arms and raised the woman up. And as the woman screamed and thrashed about, he sent her a soothing force.
"That is the Force." Said Obi Wan.
The woman looked at him, and her face was full of fear admiration, and anger.
"You're a male witch?" she asked.
Obi Wan winced at the words, he had ever been called them before.
"Well yes. I suppose you can say that yes."
"Well, I have caught a good one. I have never met a male witch before. You would've fetched such a lovely price too." She said. "But I'm going to keep you."
"You sell men here?" Amidala asked furious about being ignored.
"Of course. Once a sister no longer wants a man she can sell him to whoever will buy. Mostly we catch our own." She said looking at Obi Wan once more.
"What do you use the men for?" Amidala asked.
Tiene looked at her with a look of annoyance.
"We breed from them, and we use them as companions. They also take care of the children for us."
"Men are housewives here?" asked Obi Wan.
Amidala laughed and then caught herself.
"Breed from them?" she asked taking a deep breath.
"Of course." Tiene said." Enough of these questions. Come along I will take us to the village. You will both be welcome there. You are now in my care male witch."
"Obi Wan. My name is Obi Wan and this is Padmé." He said. And after a pause said. "My sister."
Amidala snapped her head to him. Her eyes were round but he just shook his head.
"Well Obi Wan you are mine now. And you Padmé will be welcome as a Hillea sister." Teine said grabbing Obi Wan's hands and leading him away.
Amidala breathed a deep breath once more and sighed.
Well what else could happen now?
* * * * * * * *
"Well?" Asked Sabé.
"They weren't there. No one here has seen either of them." Said Anakin.
"We've been here for a day and still no sign of anything. I don't think they're here Anakin." She said.
"Yes I think you are right. They aren't here. I don't really sensse master Kenobi here." He said.
"Ok so. Were do we go from here?"
"Mos Cantie" Anakin answered.
"Come on let's get some food before we leave tonight."
"Good idea."
"Anakin?"
"Yes Sabé?"
"Thanks for saving me back there."
"Well I did tell you not to mess with those guys." He said.
"But I really thought they were hiding something."
"Oh they were hiding something alright."
"What?"
"They were hiding some weapons."
"You mean."
"Yes those were pirates.
"Wow. That's twice in this trip."
"I know. You Nabooeans seem to attract them at every turn" He teased smiling.
"I think it's you Jedi." She shot back laughing.
* * * * *
"Well this is a good room. Where are you going to be sleeping?" asked Sabé standing before a bed in a small room that Anakin had managed to "rent" for the night. They had just arrived on a planet called Mos Ienes.
"Well…Here…." He said motioning to the bed, his face flushing.
Sabé's face turned bright red.
"What?" she asked almost chocking on the words.
"Well we can only afford one room Sabé…" Anakin explained.
"Oh no! I am not sleeping in the same bed as you. I'm a royal handmaiden! I can't be expected to…" she said.
"Well I'm a Jedi, so you can't possibly suspect me of that. Nothings going to happen." He said.
Sabé looked at him suspiciously.
Anakin sighed. "Ok come on, we'd better get to sleep if we're planning to start our search early tomorrow."
"Fine, I'll take this side of the bed, and you sleep there. I swear Anakin if I feel you touching me!!!" she threatened with a daring look.
Anakin laughed.
"I wouldn't dream of it m'lady. I'd be much too frightened of what you could do." He said laughing.
And so they slept each on their own side of the bed. And surprisingly enough, Sabé had no trouble sleeping.
* * * * * * * *
"What??" Amidala cried to the woman, she advanced towards Obi Wan but was stopped by the woman's blade.
"You can't possibly be serious!" she said.
"You laid no claim to him. Therefore by the laws of Dathomir he is for anyone to be claimed."
Amidala's mouth hung open, and she looked at Obi Wan. He shook his head at her, indicating that she shouldn't provoke the girl any further.
"You said that you're a princess?" asked Obi Wan.
Tiene glanced at him and smiled.
"Yes. I am princess of Dathomir, from the clan of Hillea."
"Do you have a city?"
Tiene gave him a questioning look.
"We have a grand village." She declared.
Obi Wan sighed.
Well I hope they have something useful in this grand village. He thought.
Tiene came over to him and smiled slyly, running her fingers over his now bare arms.
"You are he."
"Him who?"
"The man I was destined to capture. Yes you will do nicely."
"Wait a minute!" Amidala cried her eyes growing rounder with every stroke the Dathomir woman gave Obi Wan's arms.
The woman turned to her eyes glowing with anger.
"sister witch, I expect you to respect my rights to this man! I claimed him. he is mine to do as I please."
"Witch?" Obi Wan asked.
The girl turned back to him and smiled once more.
"Yes, we are Dathomir witches. I am one of the most powerful ones here."
Obi Wan realized a very important thing.
"That's how you were able to surprise me, you cloaked yourself with the force."
"What's the force?" asked the woman.
"You do not know what the force is?"
"I've never heard of it." The woman said smiling at him, she circled around Obi Wan examining every one of his features.
Obi Wan lifted his arms and raised the woman up. And as the woman screamed and thrashed about, he sent her a soothing force.
"That is the Force." Said Obi Wan.
The woman looked at him, and her face was full of fear admiration, and anger.
"You're a male witch?" she asked.
Obi Wan winced at the words, he had ever been called them before.
"Well yes. I suppose you can say that yes."
"Well, I have caught a good one. I have never met a male witch before. You would've fetched such a lovely price too." She said. "But I'm going to keep you."
"You sell men here?" Amidala asked furious about being ignored.
"Of course. Once a sister no longer wants a man she can sell him to whoever will buy. Mostly we catch our own." She said looking at Obi Wan once more.
"What do you use the men for?" Amidala asked.
Tiene looked at her with a look of annoyance.
"We breed from them, and we use them as companions. They also take care of the children for us."
"Men are housewives here?" asked Obi Wan.
Amidala laughed and then caught herself.
"Breed from them?" she asked taking a deep breath.
"Of course." Tiene said." Enough of these questions. Come along I will take us to the village. You will both be welcome there. You are now in my care male witch."
"Obi Wan. My name is Obi Wan and this is Padmé." He said. And after a pause said. "My sister."
Amidala snapped her head to him. Her eyes were round but he just shook his head.
"Well Obi Wan you are mine now. And you Padmé will be welcome as a Hillea sister." Teine said grabbing Obi Wan's hands and leading him away.
Amidala breathed a deep breath once more and sighed.
Well what else could happen now?
* * * * * * * *
"Well?" Asked Sabé.
"They weren't there. No one here has seen either of them." Said Anakin.
"We've been here for a day and still no sign of anything. I don't think they're here Anakin." She said.
"Yes I think you are right. They aren't here. I don't really sensse master Kenobi here." He said.
"Ok so. Were do we go from here?"
"Mos Cantie" Anakin answered.
"Come on let's get some food before we leave tonight."
"Good idea."
"Anakin?"
"Yes Sabé?"
"Thanks for saving me back there."
"Well I did tell you not to mess with those guys." He said.
"But I really thought they were hiding something."
"Oh they were hiding something alright."
"What?"
"They were hiding some weapons."
"You mean."
"Yes those were pirates.
"Wow. That's twice in this trip."
"I know. You Nabooeans seem to attract them at every turn" He teased smiling.
"I think it's you Jedi." She shot back laughing.
* * * * *