Disclaimer: I'm praying to the Gods of Fanfication that I won't feel the wrath of Jhonen Vasquez or *SHUTTERS* Sesame Street! "I Feel Sick" is all yours, Almighty Jhonen! *bows to creator* Ernie, keep your song AND your rubber ducky!





Rubber Spooky



By Anubis Fire



Rubber Spooky, you're the one! *Squeak! Squeak!*

You make my life lots of fun! *Squeak! Squeak!*

Rubber Spooky, I'm awfully fond of you!



Woo-woo, be-do! *Squeak! Squeak!*



Rubber Spooky, joy of joys! *Squeak! Squeak!*

When I squeeze, you make noise! *Squeak! Squeak!*

Rubber Spooky, you're my very best friend, it's true!



Doo doo doo doo, doo doo! *Squeak! Squeeeeak!*



Every night when I

Make my way to Devi's, *Squeak! Squeak!*

I have a lil' fella who's

Cute and bony and chubby! *Squeak!*



Squeakity-eekity-SQUEAK!!



Rubber Spooky, you're so fine! *Squeak! Squeak!*

And I'm lucky that you're mine! *Squeak! Squeak!*

Rubber Spooky, I'm awfully fond of you!



Every night when I

Make my way to Devi's, *Squeak! Squeak!*

I have a lil' fella who's

Cute and bony and chubby! *Squeak!*



Rubber Spooky, you're so fine! *Squeak! Squeak!*

And I'm lucky that you're mine! *Squeak! Squeak!*

Rubber Spooky, I'm awfully fond of—

Rubber Spooky, from night until dawn with—

Rubber Spooky, I'm awfully fond of you!



Doo-doo, be-do!





*Tenna's cackles psychotically with Spooky's endless squeaks……_*