Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim. That wonderful privilege belongs to
Jhonen Vasquez, who by the way is a genius! Let us not forget Nickelodeon
Summary: It's a poem I wrote about my obsession with Invader Zim. A few lines make no sense at all, but I guess that's why it's funny!
My Invader Zim Poem
Me: (on a stage) *ahem* Hello everyone! I will now recite my poem about Invader Zim!
Invader zim is the coolest show
Believe me people I should know!
I'm obsessed and I know it
When I talk about it I'm the one everybody wants to hit!
Now I guess I'll tell you why
Without this show I sure would die!
First is zim, the green guy
If he goes in the rain he will fry!
Next is dib, the paranormal dude
There's a poster in zim's house that says "I eat food!"
Then there's gaz who plays video games obsessively
Annoy her and you will suffer horribly!
Then there's gir, the robotic wacko
To make him happy, just give him a taco!
Ok then there you have it
Why obsessing over invader zim is an unhealthy habit!
Audience: *claps*
Me: *bows* Thank you, thank you! ^_^
A/N: Review? Go right ahead? Flames? Whatever floats your boat! ^_^
Invader Lauren: signing off!
Summary: It's a poem I wrote about my obsession with Invader Zim. A few lines make no sense at all, but I guess that's why it's funny!
My Invader Zim Poem
Me: (on a stage) *ahem* Hello everyone! I will now recite my poem about Invader Zim!
Invader zim is the coolest show
Believe me people I should know!
I'm obsessed and I know it
When I talk about it I'm the one everybody wants to hit!
Now I guess I'll tell you why
Without this show I sure would die!
First is zim, the green guy
If he goes in the rain he will fry!
Next is dib, the paranormal dude
There's a poster in zim's house that says "I eat food!"
Then there's gaz who plays video games obsessively
Annoy her and you will suffer horribly!
Then there's gir, the robotic wacko
To make him happy, just give him a taco!
Ok then there you have it
Why obsessing over invader zim is an unhealthy habit!
Audience: *claps*
Me: *bows* Thank you, thank you! ^_^
A/N: Review? Go right ahead? Flames? Whatever floats your boat! ^_^
Invader Lauren: signing off!