A/N: I just want to first and foremost issue a warning. This is a "Get Over My Writer's Block" fic. That means that I might not go...sane...As Dazma might know, we outsane authors can be very fickle. So if in the middle of this story I say...quit...or...end it really early, it's because I've gotten over my writer's block-be happy. I might even make it totally outsane. But if it helps, it helps!
Dedication: Marie McKinnon. I even cussed for ya!
Disclaimer: JK owns joo!!
Before her very eyes stood the one and only Draco "Ferret" Malfoy. This would prove to be interesting yet...
"What the fuck are you doing here Weasley?" he drawled out in that horrendous voice of his.
A rose light flashed around him and Ginny found herself thinking, 'Well, it's not that bad of a voice.' Shaking it off, she opened her mouth to retaliate, but instead found herself smiling. After all-her muse was talking to her!
"Oh, I'm so glad you're here Draco! You don't know how badly I needed you!"
Draco's eyes widened, "Um, Weasel, I don't what you've been taking, but maybe you'd better have Madame Pomphrey check you out..."
Ginny giggled; she had never seen Draco looking so scared, and it was quite cute really. She shook her head happily before responding, "No Draco silly! You're my muse! And I've been going through a dry spell lately in the inspiration department."
Draco's jaw dropped.
"Well?" Ginny said impatiently.
Draco blinked, looking like one of those anime character she had watched with Anoki on the 'tellovisun'.
"Well, I can't be your muse!" he finally managed to spit out.
"Why not?" Ginny replied, pouting.
"Because, you're a WEASLEY! Malfoys are NOT the muses to WEASELS!"
"But if you weren't my muse, you wouldn't be glowing white."
"You don't know what you're talking about Weasley. You're just overwhealmed by my muse...ness."
Ginny grinned up at him, "Oh don't worry Draco, your museness is okay! And you look a whole lot better when you smile Draco!" Ginny giggled this out, oblivious to the weirdness of her situation.
"Oh dear Brigid...what WERE you thinking?! I didn't know this would be part of the deal at Death Gates!"
"Huh?" Ginny queried, not knowing who this Brigid was, or how he knew her, where Death Gates was, or what that deal was, but her curiosity was sparked.
"Oh, it's nothing!" Draco said with a false smile, "Just go on back to your dorm and I'll talk to you more at lunch."
"Okay!" she said, joy filling her voice, "In fact, I'm already getting some ideas! I'll go write on them!"
"You do that!" was Draco's 'enthusiastic' reply.
She quite literally bounced out of the door, and left Draco stunned in her wake. So stunned in fact, he forgot to put the book he had in his hands back on the table, and this would be the cause of quite a predicament later.
Ginny bounced up to the Fat Lady and said the password (which she now knew was Plumpolio Charms, thanks to Camptain), and jumped inside the Gryffindor common room.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't little Virginia Weasley!" Ni'ci taunted.
Ginny's veins throbbed on her forehead, and her fists balled up at her sides.
"My name is NOT Virginia! My name has NEVER been Virginia! My name is GINNY! -JUST- Ginny! Not Virginia, Ginette, or any other stupid name you can think of!"
She was ready to pound someone until the light came back.
"But you know...Virginia isn't a bad name necessarily...In fact, Ginny is a bit boring for an authoress isn't it? I think I might use Virginia...lots of people change their names...I mean, even Meg Cabot works under other names!"
By this point, several people, including our favorite threesome, were staring at Ginny-I mean, Virginia-at her sudden change of attitude. Usually when ANY Weasley was mad, it was never over that quickly. It took days for Ron to get over someone writing their notes in blue-black ink, instead of black, because then he couldn't read them (and Goddess forbid that he actually write his own notes).
She took in a deep breath and started to walk up the stairs again, leaving a very atonished crowd beneath her, in more ways then one.
She walked in, and went straight to her chest underneath her bed. She had just gotten the perfect idea of what to do with Ambriehl, the main character in one her stories, in the fifth chapter of the book.
She didn't come out of her room for three hours, missing lunch completely. But she had written up to chapter nine of her story about Ambriehl, and had finished her story about a girl named Aaori, so in her mind, it was equally balanced out.
"Ginny!"
She looked up, and found herself greeted by a flash of greens and browns. Looks like the Dream Team had decided to for an unwanted intervention yet again.
"Yes?"
"Ginny, we're worried about you!" Hermione said.
"My name isn't Ginny, it's Virginia."
Ron rolled his eyes, "Whatever, all I know is, you didn't come out for lunch, and you're a Weasley! We've got large appetites."
"Ron, I've never had a large appetite. Ever. That's just you guys."
"Oooh...well then, never mind!" Harry said cheerfully, as they went back to 'their' corner of the common room.
She grasped the scrolls in her hands harder, and made her way to the Owlery. She had some mailing to do.
She tied the scripts to the strongest owl's leg, and gave him an owl treat.
"Take this to the W.N.A."
The owl nodded in understanding, and was soon off in the sky. Crossing her fingers for luck, she walked out and made her way to the kitchens to make up for her missed lunch.
Dazma-I'm glad you've been reading it! ^^ Hope you like it so far!
Dragonessa Smith-Actually, the original working title for this was musings. ^^ I have Ginny write poetry too, but I'm sure we all remember that 'his eyes are as green as fresh pickled toads'
Princess Evil-I'm evil! ;.; THANK YOU!! Also, maybe you should tell my muses they're working overtime, I don't think they know it.
Marie McKinnon-The difference between sarcasm and sarcasam is that sarcasam goes in the brackets and sarcasm doesn't! And your review sounded kinda spiteful, but maybe I read it wrong..-.-
VirgoMoon-Thank you sooooooooooooooo much!
ice queen-Yes, those things are damned.
FairySprite-You sound fun...^^;;
Gryffingirl-Ron IS a wanker...I love him...but he's a wanker.
D.S. Moony-You're the first person who's ever told me that you love my writing style! Thanks!
VirtualFaerie-Thank you a million times!
Sky Yagami-It's just, I know how you detest/abhor/hate D/G, so, I didn't know!
(Review right down here)
Dedication: Marie McKinnon. I even cussed for ya!
Disclaimer: JK owns joo!!
Before her very eyes stood the one and only Draco "Ferret" Malfoy. This would prove to be interesting yet...
"What the fuck are you doing here Weasley?" he drawled out in that horrendous voice of his.
A rose light flashed around him and Ginny found herself thinking, 'Well, it's not that bad of a voice.' Shaking it off, she opened her mouth to retaliate, but instead found herself smiling. After all-her muse was talking to her!
"Oh, I'm so glad you're here Draco! You don't know how badly I needed you!"
Draco's eyes widened, "Um, Weasel, I don't what you've been taking, but maybe you'd better have Madame Pomphrey check you out..."
Ginny giggled; she had never seen Draco looking so scared, and it was quite cute really. She shook her head happily before responding, "No Draco silly! You're my muse! And I've been going through a dry spell lately in the inspiration department."
Draco's jaw dropped.
"Well?" Ginny said impatiently.
Draco blinked, looking like one of those anime character she had watched with Anoki on the 'tellovisun'.
"Well, I can't be your muse!" he finally managed to spit out.
"Why not?" Ginny replied, pouting.
"Because, you're a WEASLEY! Malfoys are NOT the muses to WEASELS!"
"But if you weren't my muse, you wouldn't be glowing white."
"You don't know what you're talking about Weasley. You're just overwhealmed by my muse...ness."
Ginny grinned up at him, "Oh don't worry Draco, your museness is okay! And you look a whole lot better when you smile Draco!" Ginny giggled this out, oblivious to the weirdness of her situation.
"Oh dear Brigid...what WERE you thinking?! I didn't know this would be part of the deal at Death Gates!"
"Huh?" Ginny queried, not knowing who this Brigid was, or how he knew her, where Death Gates was, or what that deal was, but her curiosity was sparked.
"Oh, it's nothing!" Draco said with a false smile, "Just go on back to your dorm and I'll talk to you more at lunch."
"Okay!" she said, joy filling her voice, "In fact, I'm already getting some ideas! I'll go write on them!"
"You do that!" was Draco's 'enthusiastic' reply.
She quite literally bounced out of the door, and left Draco stunned in her wake. So stunned in fact, he forgot to put the book he had in his hands back on the table, and this would be the cause of quite a predicament later.
Ginny bounced up to the Fat Lady and said the password (which she now knew was Plumpolio Charms, thanks to Camptain), and jumped inside the Gryffindor common room.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't little Virginia Weasley!" Ni'ci taunted.
Ginny's veins throbbed on her forehead, and her fists balled up at her sides.
"My name is NOT Virginia! My name has NEVER been Virginia! My name is GINNY! -JUST- Ginny! Not Virginia, Ginette, or any other stupid name you can think of!"
She was ready to pound someone until the light came back.
"But you know...Virginia isn't a bad name necessarily...In fact, Ginny is a bit boring for an authoress isn't it? I think I might use Virginia...lots of people change their names...I mean, even Meg Cabot works under other names!"
By this point, several people, including our favorite threesome, were staring at Ginny-I mean, Virginia-at her sudden change of attitude. Usually when ANY Weasley was mad, it was never over that quickly. It took days for Ron to get over someone writing their notes in blue-black ink, instead of black, because then he couldn't read them (and Goddess forbid that he actually write his own notes).
She took in a deep breath and started to walk up the stairs again, leaving a very atonished crowd beneath her, in more ways then one.
She walked in, and went straight to her chest underneath her bed. She had just gotten the perfect idea of what to do with Ambriehl, the main character in one her stories, in the fifth chapter of the book.
She didn't come out of her room for three hours, missing lunch completely. But she had written up to chapter nine of her story about Ambriehl, and had finished her story about a girl named Aaori, so in her mind, it was equally balanced out.
"Ginny!"
She looked up, and found herself greeted by a flash of greens and browns. Looks like the Dream Team had decided to for an unwanted intervention yet again.
"Yes?"
"Ginny, we're worried about you!" Hermione said.
"My name isn't Ginny, it's Virginia."
Ron rolled his eyes, "Whatever, all I know is, you didn't come out for lunch, and you're a Weasley! We've got large appetites."
"Ron, I've never had a large appetite. Ever. That's just you guys."
"Oooh...well then, never mind!" Harry said cheerfully, as they went back to 'their' corner of the common room.
She grasped the scrolls in her hands harder, and made her way to the Owlery. She had some mailing to do.
She tied the scripts to the strongest owl's leg, and gave him an owl treat.
"Take this to the W.N.A."
The owl nodded in understanding, and was soon off in the sky. Crossing her fingers for luck, she walked out and made her way to the kitchens to make up for her missed lunch.
Dazma-I'm glad you've been reading it! ^^ Hope you like it so far!
Dragonessa Smith-Actually, the original working title for this was musings. ^^ I have Ginny write poetry too, but I'm sure we all remember that 'his eyes are as green as fresh pickled toads'
Princess Evil-I'm evil! ;.; THANK YOU!! Also, maybe you should tell my muses they're working overtime, I don't think they know it.
Marie McKinnon-The difference between sarcasm and sarcasam is that sarcasam goes in the brackets and sarcasm doesn't! And your review sounded kinda spiteful, but maybe I read it wrong..-.-
VirgoMoon-Thank you sooooooooooooooo much!
ice queen-Yes, those things are damned.
FairySprite-You sound fun...^^;;
Gryffingirl-Ron IS a wanker...I love him...but he's a wanker.
D.S. Moony-You're the first person who's ever told me that you love my writing style! Thanks!
VirtualFaerie-Thank you a million times!
Sky Yagami-It's just, I know how you detest/abhor/hate D/G, so, I didn't know!
(Review right down here)