It Is *I* Super Namic!
Sage Da Phreek
DBZ isn't and shouldn't be mine because If it was Cell would sing the Meow Mix Song and Piccalo would be a cucumber. I do not intend to make writing DBZ fics a regular occurrence, but this was just *asking* for it.
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"... Will the Namic be able to defeat Freeza and his evil minions? Find out next time on, Dragon Ball Z!" The voice over ended the highly cut and badly dubbed Episode of DBZ. But instead of the tacky credits, a black screen appeared. Several seconds passed as the viewers wondered what the fark was going on. Then, as if by magic, or authress will the cute green Auzzie guy popped into existence along with Freeza, the blowfish dude and the Namic village.
"You wenches, destroy those green freaks!" Proclaimed the very feminine arch villain as he pointed to his minions then to the helpless villagers.
"Whatchu taking about, mate? Oi thinks that they look pretty good for cucumbers!"Said the hunky green guy.
Freeza pointed again," DESTROY THEM!!"
The three large over weight muscly namics that were protecting the village powered up. Actually they just grunted manly and flexed their cucumber arms. But that was a good enough time to attack as any, so the coral and kelp flavoured baddies through themselves at the other men.
"ROAR!"
"ARGHH!"
"OI!"
"REDWALLLLL!"
"GRRRRRRR!"
"DIE!"
As it turns out, the three namic arn't really that strong, and are easily defeated. Duo and Quatre pop into this story, to take the places of Gohan and Crillin, because the latter was molesting the former. Something to do with a rubber chicken and an air pump I think, but that's another story.
"Quillin we must help them! They are poor and defecwess!" cried Duo at the blond.
"Why do I have to be the bald one?" Asked quatre, then as if realising that the authress could at any time feed him to Dorothy or Bulma, or both he responded with his lines,"No we mustn't give away our position!"
Duo reminded him that they weren't in *that* position, Quatre responded with a not like that and they both went back into hammerspace.
Mean while, somewhere else, I'm not sure where because I was watching Boston Public and didn't see the meat and potatoes of the DBZ ep., Piccalo felt his pickle senses tingling. It had nothing to do with the fact that at the moment he was having a wet dream about Harley and Skids, nothing at all. Anyway he awoke with a start and saw in his minds eye that other cucumbers were in trouble. So like greased lightning he slipped into his sea foam spandex body suit and appeared on the scene.
"Don't worry fair citizens!" came the cry of the P-man," IT IS *I* SUPER NAMIC!"
The real cute Aussie and the blow fish whipped around, stunned to see so much sea foam on one grown man. They were horrified! They let out a mutual gasp of shock.
"*GASP*!"
"Get him too, you fools!" Hissed Freeza annoyingly. And they tried. Hard. Really hard. Harder than you would have in the situation. But they failed. With a couple well placed baps on the heads, the two minions were down for the count.
Piccalo posed like a pretty boy. " ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TRIUMPHED!" he yelled to no one inparticular.
The two Gundam Bishonen popped back into the story to deliver their next lines,"Where the hell did he come from!" and "Gohan! You dirty dirty child! Such foul language! I must spank you!", then went back into Hammerspace. This was all done with the smoothness of Skinners forehead and no one noticed the remark, not even the dubbers.
Piccalo posed once more, grunted twice, then flew off with the Aussie. Leaving Freeza shaking his fist and sans one boy toy.
The namic village prospered.
And there was hot Yoai sex for all.
End
Sage Da Phreek
DBZ isn't and shouldn't be mine because If it was Cell would sing the Meow Mix Song and Piccalo would be a cucumber. I do not intend to make writing DBZ fics a regular occurrence, but this was just *asking* for it.
**********
"... Will the Namic be able to defeat Freeza and his evil minions? Find out next time on, Dragon Ball Z!" The voice over ended the highly cut and badly dubbed Episode of DBZ. But instead of the tacky credits, a black screen appeared. Several seconds passed as the viewers wondered what the fark was going on. Then, as if by magic, or authress will the cute green Auzzie guy popped into existence along with Freeza, the blowfish dude and the Namic village.
"You wenches, destroy those green freaks!" Proclaimed the very feminine arch villain as he pointed to his minions then to the helpless villagers.
"Whatchu taking about, mate? Oi thinks that they look pretty good for cucumbers!"Said the hunky green guy.
Freeza pointed again," DESTROY THEM!!"
The three large over weight muscly namics that were protecting the village powered up. Actually they just grunted manly and flexed their cucumber arms. But that was a good enough time to attack as any, so the coral and kelp flavoured baddies through themselves at the other men.
"ROAR!"
"ARGHH!"
"OI!"
"REDWALLLLL!"
"GRRRRRRR!"
"DIE!"
As it turns out, the three namic arn't really that strong, and are easily defeated. Duo and Quatre pop into this story, to take the places of Gohan and Crillin, because the latter was molesting the former. Something to do with a rubber chicken and an air pump I think, but that's another story.
"Quillin we must help them! They are poor and defecwess!" cried Duo at the blond.
"Why do I have to be the bald one?" Asked quatre, then as if realising that the authress could at any time feed him to Dorothy or Bulma, or both he responded with his lines,"No we mustn't give away our position!"
Duo reminded him that they weren't in *that* position, Quatre responded with a not like that and they both went back into hammerspace.
Mean while, somewhere else, I'm not sure where because I was watching Boston Public and didn't see the meat and potatoes of the DBZ ep., Piccalo felt his pickle senses tingling. It had nothing to do with the fact that at the moment he was having a wet dream about Harley and Skids, nothing at all. Anyway he awoke with a start and saw in his minds eye that other cucumbers were in trouble. So like greased lightning he slipped into his sea foam spandex body suit and appeared on the scene.
"Don't worry fair citizens!" came the cry of the P-man," IT IS *I* SUPER NAMIC!"
The real cute Aussie and the blow fish whipped around, stunned to see so much sea foam on one grown man. They were horrified! They let out a mutual gasp of shock.
"*GASP*!"
"Get him too, you fools!" Hissed Freeza annoyingly. And they tried. Hard. Really hard. Harder than you would have in the situation. But they failed. With a couple well placed baps on the heads, the two minions were down for the count.
Piccalo posed like a pretty boy. " ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TRIUMPHED!" he yelled to no one inparticular.
The two Gundam Bishonen popped back into the story to deliver their next lines,"Where the hell did he come from!" and "Gohan! You dirty dirty child! Such foul language! I must spank you!", then went back into Hammerspace. This was all done with the smoothness of Skinners forehead and no one noticed the remark, not even the dubbers.
Piccalo posed once more, grunted twice, then flew off with the Aussie. Leaving Freeza shaking his fist and sans one boy toy.
The namic village prospered.
And there was hot Yoai sex for all.
End