Spirit Week At Hogwarts
Thursday: Favorite Teacher Day
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Disclaimer: see chapter 1
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Hermione stepped out of her room looking like a young Professor McGonagall.
"I would have thought you'd dress as Snape, Hermione." Seamus Finnigan smirked.
"Oh, no!" Hermione exclaimed. "He is definitely not my favorite teacher!"
Hermione looked around. Lavender and Parvati had dressed up as Professor Trelawney.
Hermione snorted. *Figures*
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"Hermione, dear, I'm touched." Minerva said when Hermione reached the staff table.
Hermione sat down between Minerva and Severus. "Yes, well. Everyone figured I was about to dress up like Severus, here." She grinned. "Not bloody likely!"
"Why not?" Snape asked.
"You are a horrid teacher, Sev! A wonderful, great, terrific friend. But a not-so-wonderful teacher." Hermione said.
"I just can't help myself."
"So, dear." McGonagall said after a while. "Do you have a date for the ball yet?"
Hermione gave her teacher a look of disgust. "With these heinous creatures, they call boys?"
McGonagall looked puzzled.
"Harry and Ron are all right, and all, but they already have dates. Besides, you know how boys are. Besides, no one has offered an invite yet."
"They're always afraid to ask the prettiest girls." Severus said. "They want to but they are afraid."
Hermione and Minerva looked at him.
"What?" Snape asked. "I was a charming young man at one point in my life."
Hermione smiled.
The winner that morning was a young Hufflepuff girl dressed at Professor Sprout.
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That day in Transfiguration, Hermione's last class of the day, they were reviews conjuring.
Hermione looked at the list her teacher had given the pupils.
A scarf, color: house color; a tablecloth, color: white; a small plant, color: green; a bone china teapot, color: white with flowers.
So conjure she did. The scarf and the tablecloth were easy. The problem for most people was getting the color right.
She wrapped her gold and scarlet scarf around her neck.
Harry's scarf was violet and Ron's tablecloth was black.
With a wave of her wand she conjured up a white tablecloth. Ron scowled.
A piece of parchment appeared in the fireplace. Professor McGonagall went to get it.
"Hermione," She said after reading it. "The Headmaster would like to see you. You may go when you are finished with your review."
"Yes, ma'am." Hermione said.
"I wonder what that's about." Harry pondered.
"He's probably going to reprimand her for sleeping with her teachers." A sinister voice drawled.
"Malfoy, what I do with the professor is none of your concern and sleeping with him isn't what I do with him if it was!" Hermione said acidly.
Angrily, she conjured up a small fern.
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"Professor?" Hermione said.
"Yes?" McGonagall said.
"Would you care for a spot of tea?"
Minerva looked at Hermione's table. Hermione was wearing her scarf and the white tablecloth was spread out on the table with a small green fern and a flowered bone china teapot on it.
"Very good, Hermione. You may go." With a wave of her wand, McGonagall made all of Hermione's newly conjured items disappear.
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"Licorice wand" Minerva had told Hermione the password to Dumbledore's office which she in turn told the stone gargoyle who promptly jumped aside.
"Sir?" asked Hermione upon entering the circular office.
"Are you interested in teaching?"
"I've considered it."
"A few of the teachers are allowing graduates to become their apprentice."
"Oh?" Hermione thought that being an apprentice sounded like a rather good idea.
"Are there any subjects that you particuarly like?" The Headmaster asked her.
"I would love to be Severus's apprentice." Hermione said. "I love potions. It's like a deeper form of magic, it's almost an art."
"Anyone else?"
"Well, if I can't be Severus's apprentice, I would love to be Professor McGonagall's." Hermione stated.
"Alright then. You may go."
"Thank you, Headmaster."
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Sorry this chapter was short. I didn't really like the 'Favorite Teacher Day' I just couln't think of anything else. Anyways, what do you think? I am thinking of writing a sequel. A more serious one. It will still have funny witty bits though.
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My bunnies would like to thank all my reviewers for feeding them. ::bunny1 wiggles her nose:: ::bunny2 hops around::
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Thursday: Favorite Teacher Day
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Disclaimer: see chapter 1
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Hermione stepped out of her room looking like a young Professor McGonagall.
"I would have thought you'd dress as Snape, Hermione." Seamus Finnigan smirked.
"Oh, no!" Hermione exclaimed. "He is definitely not my favorite teacher!"
Hermione looked around. Lavender and Parvati had dressed up as Professor Trelawney.
Hermione snorted. *Figures*
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"Hermione, dear, I'm touched." Minerva said when Hermione reached the staff table.
Hermione sat down between Minerva and Severus. "Yes, well. Everyone figured I was about to dress up like Severus, here." She grinned. "Not bloody likely!"
"Why not?" Snape asked.
"You are a horrid teacher, Sev! A wonderful, great, terrific friend. But a not-so-wonderful teacher." Hermione said.
"I just can't help myself."
"So, dear." McGonagall said after a while. "Do you have a date for the ball yet?"
Hermione gave her teacher a look of disgust. "With these heinous creatures, they call boys?"
McGonagall looked puzzled.
"Harry and Ron are all right, and all, but they already have dates. Besides, you know how boys are. Besides, no one has offered an invite yet."
"They're always afraid to ask the prettiest girls." Severus said. "They want to but they are afraid."
Hermione and Minerva looked at him.
"What?" Snape asked. "I was a charming young man at one point in my life."
Hermione smiled.
The winner that morning was a young Hufflepuff girl dressed at Professor Sprout.
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That day in Transfiguration, Hermione's last class of the day, they were reviews conjuring.
Hermione looked at the list her teacher had given the pupils.
A scarf, color: house color; a tablecloth, color: white; a small plant, color: green; a bone china teapot, color: white with flowers.
So conjure she did. The scarf and the tablecloth were easy. The problem for most people was getting the color right.
She wrapped her gold and scarlet scarf around her neck.
Harry's scarf was violet and Ron's tablecloth was black.
With a wave of her wand she conjured up a white tablecloth. Ron scowled.
A piece of parchment appeared in the fireplace. Professor McGonagall went to get it.
"Hermione," She said after reading it. "The Headmaster would like to see you. You may go when you are finished with your review."
"Yes, ma'am." Hermione said.
"I wonder what that's about." Harry pondered.
"He's probably going to reprimand her for sleeping with her teachers." A sinister voice drawled.
"Malfoy, what I do with the professor is none of your concern and sleeping with him isn't what I do with him if it was!" Hermione said acidly.
Angrily, she conjured up a small fern.
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"Professor?" Hermione said.
"Yes?" McGonagall said.
"Would you care for a spot of tea?"
Minerva looked at Hermione's table. Hermione was wearing her scarf and the white tablecloth was spread out on the table with a small green fern and a flowered bone china teapot on it.
"Very good, Hermione. You may go." With a wave of her wand, McGonagall made all of Hermione's newly conjured items disappear.
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"Licorice wand" Minerva had told Hermione the password to Dumbledore's office which she in turn told the stone gargoyle who promptly jumped aside.
"Sir?" asked Hermione upon entering the circular office.
"Are you interested in teaching?"
"I've considered it."
"A few of the teachers are allowing graduates to become their apprentice."
"Oh?" Hermione thought that being an apprentice sounded like a rather good idea.
"Are there any subjects that you particuarly like?" The Headmaster asked her.
"I would love to be Severus's apprentice." Hermione said. "I love potions. It's like a deeper form of magic, it's almost an art."
"Anyone else?"
"Well, if I can't be Severus's apprentice, I would love to be Professor McGonagall's." Hermione stated.
"Alright then. You may go."
"Thank you, Headmaster."
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Sorry this chapter was short. I didn't really like the 'Favorite Teacher Day' I just couln't think of anything else. Anyways, what do you think? I am thinking of writing a sequel. A more serious one. It will still have funny witty bits though.
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My bunnies would like to thank all my reviewers for feeding them. ::bunny1 wiggles her nose:: ::bunny2 hops around::
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