I Want To Be A Cucumber, Too
Sage Da Phreek
At the request (even if it was before I could get this up) I have done a squel to "It Is *I* SUPER NAMIC", with the next ep of DBZ. Again I missed most of the episode, but no matter! I caught the last bit. WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Inconsistancies? I see no inconsistancies! It's all crap I made up!
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"...Dudoria encounters Vegita and his new powers! Next time on Dragon Ball Z!" The voice over ended the episode, a silence and stillness held it's self in the air like an over ripe pear. Then the farmilliar charictars from the *real* show apeared, the blowfish dude and the endless scenery. It was all good, exept for the impending doom the narrator's last remark had placed on the baddie.
He looked around like a jumpy chicken, expecting the sayian to aprear out from behind a rock. Seconds passed, the camera panned, zoomed and then shifted quite abruptly to the sky. The blowfish quaked in fear, then pulled himself up to full pudgy hight in a challanging stance.
Vegita landed with the grace of one of the raining men from the song, "It's Raining Men". The thought dlickered through the coral man things head, but was quelched because that would be very gross.
"Hello, Dudoria. Having fun I trust?" asked the sayian, voice dripping with sarcasum.
"Oh yes Veggie head!" Retorted the skiked one, infanatly glad that the spike haired guy wasn't dressed in seafoam.
The vegitable's eyes narrowed," What did you say fish breath?"
"The time of my life, eggplant brain!" the blowfish said feeling much braver since he didn't see anything wrong with the guy.
"You'll be sorry!"
"Sure I will what are you going to do throw colslaw at me?"
"I might!"
"BRING IT ON!"
Vegita grunted manily and powered up, sheading his regular garb for yellow bikini bottoms over a tight lime body suit. The bikini bore the legend ,"Real Namics Don't Use Cups". Mysteriously a plate of mixed veggies apeared in his hands.
The blowfish screamed like a girl. And went into a super slow dodge sequence as Veggie-chan threw the first fist of celery and cried out," I WANT TO BE A CUCUMBER TOO!"
It was kind of weird, the baddie dodged the celery, and the tomato, but was hit square in the head with the mushrooms. They would have knocked him out, but with the spikes on his pretty coral head just impailed the 'shrooms and the new and special vegitable throwing powers seemed useless against such a pinky aponant.
But Vegita wan't the sort to give up. He reeeeeally wanted to be a cucumber, because if he was he could wear seafoam and whittle cucumbers into throwing knives. It would be grat fun. To top it all off, he could duct tape funky eye brow on and cosplay Alton Gundam at the next namic company picnic. So he throew the tray at the baddie and killed him.
Suddenly out of nowhere, Super Namic and the recently converted cute Auzzie apeared on the scene.
"Never fear, SUPER NAMIC is here!" cried Piccalo in his seafoam.
The auzzie echoed him in his cute voice," And Asparigus Boy!"
There was a breif silence.
"... Uh, I already defeated him," coughed Veggie.
"But your the bad guy!" cried Super Namic.
"Yah, and your not on this planet!"
"But... But... but..." and his head exploded.
Both grown men looked at the green brains splattered all over the set. Then shrugged.
"You want to go back to my place, mate?" asked the REALLY CUTE AUZZIE.
Veggita agreed.
They both ate a carrot stick.
And there was hot yoai sex for all.
END
Sage Da Phreek
At the request (even if it was before I could get this up) I have done a squel to "It Is *I* SUPER NAMIC", with the next ep of DBZ. Again I missed most of the episode, but no matter! I caught the last bit. WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Inconsistancies? I see no inconsistancies! It's all crap I made up!
***************
"...Dudoria encounters Vegita and his new powers! Next time on Dragon Ball Z!" The voice over ended the episode, a silence and stillness held it's self in the air like an over ripe pear. Then the farmilliar charictars from the *real* show apeared, the blowfish dude and the endless scenery. It was all good, exept for the impending doom the narrator's last remark had placed on the baddie.
He looked around like a jumpy chicken, expecting the sayian to aprear out from behind a rock. Seconds passed, the camera panned, zoomed and then shifted quite abruptly to the sky. The blowfish quaked in fear, then pulled himself up to full pudgy hight in a challanging stance.
Vegita landed with the grace of one of the raining men from the song, "It's Raining Men". The thought dlickered through the coral man things head, but was quelched because that would be very gross.
"Hello, Dudoria. Having fun I trust?" asked the sayian, voice dripping with sarcasum.
"Oh yes Veggie head!" Retorted the skiked one, infanatly glad that the spike haired guy wasn't dressed in seafoam.
The vegitable's eyes narrowed," What did you say fish breath?"
"The time of my life, eggplant brain!" the blowfish said feeling much braver since he didn't see anything wrong with the guy.
"You'll be sorry!"
"Sure I will what are you going to do throw colslaw at me?"
"I might!"
"BRING IT ON!"
Vegita grunted manily and powered up, sheading his regular garb for yellow bikini bottoms over a tight lime body suit. The bikini bore the legend ,"Real Namics Don't Use Cups". Mysteriously a plate of mixed veggies apeared in his hands.
The blowfish screamed like a girl. And went into a super slow dodge sequence as Veggie-chan threw the first fist of celery and cried out," I WANT TO BE A CUCUMBER TOO!"
It was kind of weird, the baddie dodged the celery, and the tomato, but was hit square in the head with the mushrooms. They would have knocked him out, but with the spikes on his pretty coral head just impailed the 'shrooms and the new and special vegitable throwing powers seemed useless against such a pinky aponant.
But Vegita wan't the sort to give up. He reeeeeally wanted to be a cucumber, because if he was he could wear seafoam and whittle cucumbers into throwing knives. It would be grat fun. To top it all off, he could duct tape funky eye brow on and cosplay Alton Gundam at the next namic company picnic. So he throew the tray at the baddie and killed him.
Suddenly out of nowhere, Super Namic and the recently converted cute Auzzie apeared on the scene.
"Never fear, SUPER NAMIC is here!" cried Piccalo in his seafoam.
The auzzie echoed him in his cute voice," And Asparigus Boy!"
There was a breif silence.
"... Uh, I already defeated him," coughed Veggie.
"But your the bad guy!" cried Super Namic.
"Yah, and your not on this planet!"
"But... But... but..." and his head exploded.
Both grown men looked at the green brains splattered all over the set. Then shrugged.
"You want to go back to my place, mate?" asked the REALLY CUTE AUZZIE.
Veggita agreed.
They both ate a carrot stick.
And there was hot yoai sex for all.
END