Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon. Deal.
Author's Notes: Okay fair warning to all that read this fic. I am not held responsible for your reactions this. I know that at first glance this seems like your typical fairy tale, so not. I am putting my own cynical twist to the fairy kingdom and the Sailor Moon world. Be Afraid.
Be Very Afraid.*waves* toodles.
Happily Ever After........right!
Prologue
In a castle completely surrounded by countless thorns and vines , the fearless prince using his trusty sword slashed and cut his way towards the palace entrance. Having defeated the horrid dragon and evil witch and triumphing over peril after peril to reach his long awaited prize : the fair princess , who lay sleeping in wake for his victorious arrival. Jumping hazardously over the sleeping servants he raced up the stairs to deliver true love's kiss upon her fair rosy lips. Having finally reached his destination the chamber door creaked from lack of use, as he slowly opened the door as if to wake the resting royal that laid within. Walking into her chambers he gazed upon his prize ; luxuriously long golden hair spilled over the bed and onto the floor, as her chest rose and fell with each breath she took. His eyes soon wandered. Gazing upon the tiny waist that would soon bare him many heirs, his eyes settled upon her pouty red lips that expelled and received breath from her
body and positively begged to be kissed. Brushing his curly princely tresses from his face, he bent down so he was a breath away and laid his lips upon hers and delivered a kiss. Feeling her eyes begin to flutter against his cheek he pulled away to gazed into the eyes of his soon to be queen. Expecting to see gratitude and complete adoration in her eyes he saw a pair of shocked sky blue eyes, so clear a man could drown and never want to resurface, shaking his head to clear his thoughts he began to play the part of the gallant prince once again.
Shock however quickly turned to fury. Completely oblivious to the princess's change of mood the prince was met with a most surprising and unexpected sight: her fist aiming for his jaw.
Having knocked some sense into the `gallant' prince, the former Sleeping Beauty began berating him verbally for his previous actions.
"How dare you!!" ` Who knew such a small thing could be so loud?' he thought. " But fair maiden" he started. `Oh great he's going to start with the maiden routine' she thought. " You were under an evil spell cast by a wicked witch." He sighed in exasperation." After all I've been through , you must be my bride."
She eyebrows immediately rose `This ought to be interesting.' She would humor the prince
" Why must I, your highness? Because you broke into my palace, entered my chambers without my permission and disturbed me from a very pleasant slumber" she kept her voice cheery throughout the entire sarcastic statement. Obviously the prince didn't know the what sarcasm was.
" Well simply my dear, you can't possibly be smart enough to rule a kingdom by yourself. It was after all for your own good." `Okay' she decided `this is not funny anymore!' Pride quickly took over sarcasm.
" What is illegal for a girl to take a nap without some horny excuse for a prince trying to jump her bones!?!" Her voice had started out falsely calm before erupting to a higher octave in her anger. He really wished she speak in a tone more appropriate for his future wife. His ear drums were starting to ring. Yet still she continued her tirade.
"You should be ashamed of yourself! Taking advantage of a poor defenseless girl like me! You self righteous cad!!" He had had enough of her insolent tongue. He was a man and she but a girl, who was she to judge him? Preparing to put her in her place he was caught unaware by the `poor defenseless' girl's mean right hook. Delivering a more powerful punch in hopes of knocking the `heroic' prince out she aimed for his eye and watched in satisfaction as she noticed the swelling in both areas she "rewarded" the prince in as he fell to the wooden floor. She then stomped out of her chambers leaving an unconscious and partially bruised prince in her wake.
Noticing all the servants had yet to awaken, she tiptoed past them and using her knowledge of the castle's secret passage ways, she found her way outside the palace and right within the palace gates. She was so close to freedom.
Getting out was easy; it was getting away that was the hard part. Looking around she noticed `her' prince's strong steed which he'd left unguarded in his haste to `rescue' her. Honestly what was with men, did they all have a warped `Prince Charming/ Caveman Complex'. Instantly a mischievous idea came to her mind. `If the `valiant prince is so hell bent on helping he won't mind if I borrow his horse!' Walking slowly as not to frighten the creature her hand gently smoothed the fine hair of its mane in calming stokes. After a couple of moments she giggled as the horse licked her hand and gave her a face a gentle nuzzle. Taking that as a sign of acceptance, she quickly mounted the pure white steed and placed herself in a very unprincess like position atop the horse . Gaining consciousness the prince ran down the stairs past the just waking servants to see `his' princess and his horse about to ride off into the sunset. Hearing the sound of footsteps she turned to see that her
`heroic' prince had finally awoken from his "pleasant" nap and was staring at her in shock and anger. Sitting astride his manly horse she waved cheerfully to the prince and blew him a kiss after winking. Giving him a smug smile, she bowed mockingly at his highness and realizing that in all the time it had taken for her to win the stallion's trust she had forgotten about those who were awakening which also consisted of her extremely conventional royal parents, who would not think twice about signing her life over to the condescending prince. Her eyes widened as she heard the first signs of what had to be her parents revival; shouting. Panicking she turned the horse around to the now cleared exit, courtesy of the prince, and preceded to gallop away on what was his best and favorite horse in all of his many royal stables after making sure to salute him, of course.
As the fair princess rode out of the castle gates and towards the unknown lands beyond only one thought crossed her royal mind, while the wind swept through her golden locks and caressed her face with reckless abandon `Adventure Here I Come!!!'
And that ladies and gentlemen this not the end but it just the beginning...
AN: This fic was born out of my incurable need to be contrary and different. I got so sick of the fairy tales where `the prince rescues the princess with a kiss and sweeps her off her feet and they live happily ever after' Who the hell does that happen to in real life?! I mean really how many of us wouldn't punch some stranger who decides to sneak into your room and wake you with a kiss? That you didn't know!?!
I don't know maybe it's just me ;) Anyway I hope you enjoyed it or hated it! Either way review or email me and tell me! I really love hearing from you!
SO MANY DEMENTED LITTLE HAPPY FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Notes: Okay fair warning to all that read this fic. I am not held responsible for your reactions this. I know that at first glance this seems like your typical fairy tale, so not. I am putting my own cynical twist to the fairy kingdom and the Sailor Moon world. Be Afraid.
Be Very Afraid.*waves* toodles.
Happily Ever After........right!
Prologue
In a castle completely surrounded by countless thorns and vines , the fearless prince using his trusty sword slashed and cut his way towards the palace entrance. Having defeated the horrid dragon and evil witch and triumphing over peril after peril to reach his long awaited prize : the fair princess , who lay sleeping in wake for his victorious arrival. Jumping hazardously over the sleeping servants he raced up the stairs to deliver true love's kiss upon her fair rosy lips. Having finally reached his destination the chamber door creaked from lack of use, as he slowly opened the door as if to wake the resting royal that laid within. Walking into her chambers he gazed upon his prize ; luxuriously long golden hair spilled over the bed and onto the floor, as her chest rose and fell with each breath she took. His eyes soon wandered. Gazing upon the tiny waist that would soon bare him many heirs, his eyes settled upon her pouty red lips that expelled and received breath from her
body and positively begged to be kissed. Brushing his curly princely tresses from his face, he bent down so he was a breath away and laid his lips upon hers and delivered a kiss. Feeling her eyes begin to flutter against his cheek he pulled away to gazed into the eyes of his soon to be queen. Expecting to see gratitude and complete adoration in her eyes he saw a pair of shocked sky blue eyes, so clear a man could drown and never want to resurface, shaking his head to clear his thoughts he began to play the part of the gallant prince once again.
Shock however quickly turned to fury. Completely oblivious to the princess's change of mood the prince was met with a most surprising and unexpected sight: her fist aiming for his jaw.
Having knocked some sense into the `gallant' prince, the former Sleeping Beauty began berating him verbally for his previous actions.
"How dare you!!" ` Who knew such a small thing could be so loud?' he thought. " But fair maiden" he started. `Oh great he's going to start with the maiden routine' she thought. " You were under an evil spell cast by a wicked witch." He sighed in exasperation." After all I've been through , you must be my bride."
She eyebrows immediately rose `This ought to be interesting.' She would humor the prince
" Why must I, your highness? Because you broke into my palace, entered my chambers without my permission and disturbed me from a very pleasant slumber" she kept her voice cheery throughout the entire sarcastic statement. Obviously the prince didn't know the what sarcasm was.
" Well simply my dear, you can't possibly be smart enough to rule a kingdom by yourself. It was after all for your own good." `Okay' she decided `this is not funny anymore!' Pride quickly took over sarcasm.
" What is illegal for a girl to take a nap without some horny excuse for a prince trying to jump her bones!?!" Her voice had started out falsely calm before erupting to a higher octave in her anger. He really wished she speak in a tone more appropriate for his future wife. His ear drums were starting to ring. Yet still she continued her tirade.
"You should be ashamed of yourself! Taking advantage of a poor defenseless girl like me! You self righteous cad!!" He had had enough of her insolent tongue. He was a man and she but a girl, who was she to judge him? Preparing to put her in her place he was caught unaware by the `poor defenseless' girl's mean right hook. Delivering a more powerful punch in hopes of knocking the `heroic' prince out she aimed for his eye and watched in satisfaction as she noticed the swelling in both areas she "rewarded" the prince in as he fell to the wooden floor. She then stomped out of her chambers leaving an unconscious and partially bruised prince in her wake.
Noticing all the servants had yet to awaken, she tiptoed past them and using her knowledge of the castle's secret passage ways, she found her way outside the palace and right within the palace gates. She was so close to freedom.
Getting out was easy; it was getting away that was the hard part. Looking around she noticed `her' prince's strong steed which he'd left unguarded in his haste to `rescue' her. Honestly what was with men, did they all have a warped `Prince Charming/ Caveman Complex'. Instantly a mischievous idea came to her mind. `If the `valiant prince is so hell bent on helping he won't mind if I borrow his horse!' Walking slowly as not to frighten the creature her hand gently smoothed the fine hair of its mane in calming stokes. After a couple of moments she giggled as the horse licked her hand and gave her a face a gentle nuzzle. Taking that as a sign of acceptance, she quickly mounted the pure white steed and placed herself in a very unprincess like position atop the horse . Gaining consciousness the prince ran down the stairs past the just waking servants to see `his' princess and his horse about to ride off into the sunset. Hearing the sound of footsteps she turned to see that her
`heroic' prince had finally awoken from his "pleasant" nap and was staring at her in shock and anger. Sitting astride his manly horse she waved cheerfully to the prince and blew him a kiss after winking. Giving him a smug smile, she bowed mockingly at his highness and realizing that in all the time it had taken for her to win the stallion's trust she had forgotten about those who were awakening which also consisted of her extremely conventional royal parents, who would not think twice about signing her life over to the condescending prince. Her eyes widened as she heard the first signs of what had to be her parents revival; shouting. Panicking she turned the horse around to the now cleared exit, courtesy of the prince, and preceded to gallop away on what was his best and favorite horse in all of his many royal stables after making sure to salute him, of course.
As the fair princess rode out of the castle gates and towards the unknown lands beyond only one thought crossed her royal mind, while the wind swept through her golden locks and caressed her face with reckless abandon `Adventure Here I Come!!!'
And that ladies and gentlemen this not the end but it just the beginning...
AN: This fic was born out of my incurable need to be contrary and different. I got so sick of the fairy tales where `the prince rescues the princess with a kiss and sweeps her off her feet and they live happily ever after' Who the hell does that happen to in real life?! I mean really how many of us wouldn't punch some stranger who decides to sneak into your room and wake you with a kiss? That you didn't know!?!
I don't know maybe it's just me ;) Anyway I hope you enjoyed it or hated it! Either way review or email me and tell me! I really love hearing from you!
SO MANY DEMENTED LITTLE HAPPY FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!