"What can You Do"
Chris Jericho,Stephanie McMahon and Kurt Angle
[Chris:]
Boys and girls wanna hear a true story?
About a Princess named Stephanie
And a ass name Hunter
They had the perfect marrige for two years
Up until he tore his quad,leaving her in tears
She was there during his operation
Waiting with him during his recuperation
Months passed as she sat there on his side
Going along with the ride
She went back to WWF
With a mission,that had commission
Insulted,but she kept her head high
Alway wondering why
She never did cry
Till one day they said....
[Chorus]
[Kurt,Steph &Chris]
What can she do?, if her husband an ass
thinking he's all that,walking around talking smack
when he is really a jack-ass
10 months of recovering,didn't make a diffrence
She bought ECW
Her brother Shane bought WCW
but both lived in shame
He came back walking like he was da man
but he really didn't give damn
She took care of him all that time
Not making it a crime
He never said "thank you"
he only thanked a few
He embarassed her on t.v
But we all know he really has v.d
He demanded a divorce
she didn't take it very well
so she made his life a living hell
Jericho tore his quad,like he did before
And it sure looked hardcore
but what can she do if her husband was a ass?
[Kurt:]
Girl you aint the only one
cause I know you ain't done
But leave it to us cause well show him
Just like Uncle Jim
This might come out mean
but he might take it lean
Hunter your a jack-ass
his nose is huge
Like a moose
He looks like a gorilla
Except he's vanillia
But what can you do
when ya got the flu
trying to rhyme
ain't easy as a dime
All I know is he's a ass
and She a Princess
[Chorus]
[Stephanie]
Ooooo
Then he said, "Lifes a bitch then you marry one"
Knowing i was the one
I dind't fall with a fight
I made him pay that night
Burning all his pictures and tapes
Heck he did look like a ape
I didn't make a mistake
I got everything i could take,from him
His put downs
Made me look like a clown
But i told him he was going down
But what can you do when your husband is a ass?
Oooo, oooo, oooo-(yea, yea, yea, yea)
[Chorus]
What can she do?, if her husband an ass
thinking he's all that,walking around talking smack
when he is really a jack-ass
10 months of recovering,didn't make a diffrence
She bought ECW
Her brother Shane bought WCW
but both lived in shame
He came back walking like he was da man
but he really didn't give damn
She took care of him all that time
Not making it a crime
He never said "thank you"
he only thanked a few
He embarassed her on t.v
But we all know he really has v.d
He demanded a divorce
she didn't take it very well
so she made his life a living hell
Jericho tore his quad,like he did before
And it sure looked hardcore
but what can she do if her husband was a ass?
[Chorus]
Chris Jericho,Stephanie McMahon and Kurt Angle
[Chris:]
Boys and girls wanna hear a true story?
About a Princess named Stephanie
And a ass name Hunter
They had the perfect marrige for two years
Up until he tore his quad,leaving her in tears
She was there during his operation
Waiting with him during his recuperation
Months passed as she sat there on his side
Going along with the ride
She went back to WWF
With a mission,that had commission
Insulted,but she kept her head high
Alway wondering why
She never did cry
Till one day they said....
[Chorus]
[Kurt,Steph &Chris]
What can she do?, if her husband an ass
thinking he's all that,walking around talking smack
when he is really a jack-ass
10 months of recovering,didn't make a diffrence
She bought ECW
Her brother Shane bought WCW
but both lived in shame
He came back walking like he was da man
but he really didn't give damn
She took care of him all that time
Not making it a crime
He never said "thank you"
he only thanked a few
He embarassed her on t.v
But we all know he really has v.d
He demanded a divorce
she didn't take it very well
so she made his life a living hell
Jericho tore his quad,like he did before
And it sure looked hardcore
but what can she do if her husband was a ass?
[Kurt:]
Girl you aint the only one
cause I know you ain't done
But leave it to us cause well show him
Just like Uncle Jim
This might come out mean
but he might take it lean
Hunter your a jack-ass
his nose is huge
Like a moose
He looks like a gorilla
Except he's vanillia
But what can you do
when ya got the flu
trying to rhyme
ain't easy as a dime
All I know is he's a ass
and She a Princess
[Chorus]
[Stephanie]
Ooooo
Then he said, "Lifes a bitch then you marry one"
Knowing i was the one
I dind't fall with a fight
I made him pay that night
Burning all his pictures and tapes
Heck he did look like a ape
I didn't make a mistake
I got everything i could take,from him
His put downs
Made me look like a clown
But i told him he was going down
But what can you do when your husband is a ass?
Oooo, oooo, oooo-(yea, yea, yea, yea)
[Chorus]
What can she do?, if her husband an ass
thinking he's all that,walking around talking smack
when he is really a jack-ass
10 months of recovering,didn't make a diffrence
She bought ECW
Her brother Shane bought WCW
but both lived in shame
He came back walking like he was da man
but he really didn't give damn
She took care of him all that time
Not making it a crime
He never said "thank you"
he only thanked a few
He embarassed her on t.v
But we all know he really has v.d
He demanded a divorce
she didn't take it very well
so she made his life a living hell
Jericho tore his quad,like he did before
And it sure looked hardcore
but what can she do if her husband was a ass?
[Chorus]